I posted some pics of Anne Hathaway in her bikini looking like a holocaust survivor….because she had to drop 25 pounds to play some poor as fuck woman who dies in Les Miserables….and getting skinny as fuck is all in the name of making millions of dollars a year to remember a couple of lines and live a spoiled life of luxury….something more girls should be offered….because it will lower the fat chick ratio and despite fat chicks being good at sucking dick thanks to their strong mouths from competitive eating against themselves as their sport of choice cuz it helps them deal with their problems….they are still disgusting to look at….while skinny chicks look so luxurious and lean…who need to be idols to our obese, lazy, youth that think being fat and proud is having a positive body image…even if it actually means death.
Kim Kardashian thanks God for Black men everytime she hits her Armenian orthodox church in attempts to pretend she’s an actual Armenian and not just the product of an Armenian who has become some vapid white rich girl trash that may be as hairy as an Armenian, but is in no ways really connected to the community…because black guys and I guess a few white guys who try to be hip hop….love big ass….in a the bigger it is the better…a philosophy that goes against everything my tight little young white girl with a round ass love goes completely against….making me totally unable to relate to anyone who freaks out over this shit in booty shorts…sexually….cuz there is no way to appreciate this monster and her big ass other than in finding it funny and entertaining to look at….especially when put into booty shorts for Vogue Italia that the paparazzi were invited to….because Kim Kardashian…and Kanye West…are doing all they can on the marketing front….as she falls into obscurity…as slow as her metabolism maybe…but falling into obscurity none the less….
Rihanna shot a video called “Where have you been” that’s probably already on Youtube, but being a fan of Rihanna as a slutty trash can bred from a garbage man in the Islands, slutty, trashy, misue of fame and not of Rihanna’s shitty music, makes me unable to confirm or deny that….What I can confirm is that she’s got make-up on her titties…that make her slut tits look alien….which is better than when she puts make up on her cunt…to make it looks like it doesn’t have herpes….
Here are the pics she posted to facebook like a good whore…
I have done a lot of posts on Shauna Sand over the years….because she’s a tormented divorcee who loves attention and who really milked her Playboy fame into motherhood after marrying some joke of an actor….that is fun to laugh at as she tries to get noticed….
She has since replaced her porn boy toy with a new male escort she gets from europe…..that she banged on a public beach…..early in may..
Here is the email the paparazzi sent me last night trying to make as much money as they can off these…..I couldn’t afford to buy them….
taken in early May in St Barts. Shauna Sand fornicating on the public beach with her boy toy. Pics are taken legally and with consent from Shauna and the dude. They are available at per picture rates if you’re interested. Please let me know
The fact they have consent, obviosuly cuz she probably paid them for this, as part of her marketing campaign, makes it far less interesting, but if I didnt’ post it, I wouldn’t be doing what I am here to do, which is celebrate these attention seeking trashcans trying to stay relevant and get reality shows thru sex….20 years too late…a misguided professional dancer who lived in Paris only to become this….my kind of girl…Garbage….
Anne Hathaway is playing Fantine, some poor bitch in Les Miserables, who dies and leaves her Orphaned kid to fend for herself all motherless this mother day weekend…..like me….
Her daughter is the ever successful Amanda Seyfried who is everywhere playing Cosette and none of this French Revolution broadway musical shit matters…what matters is that being a poor dying hooker in the 19th century means Anne Hathaway, someone already not fat to begin with had to drop another 20 lbs, and I fucking love skinny girls….eating disorders, negative body images, 1% fat on their body, is fucking porn to me…
Maybe cuz I married obese, maybe cuz I am obese, maybe cuz I know it is some inner torment, or maybe cuz i like pelvic bones and toned stomachs….who cares she’s in a bikini…and at her hottest right now….
Cuz I know all the pussy a bike seat rubs against…especially on hot summer days….cuz I follow girls on bikes around to sniff their seats when they run in to do errands….
I’m not creepy or anything…I just respect the hard work a bike seat puts in and the engineering that made it a pussy rubbing device on hot sweaty days….it is a hero amongst inanimate objects….
Anna Faris was falshing her panties at some event….I am more ito her showig her LEFT BREAST IN YOUR NUMBER ….even though I don’t really give a fuck about the bitch, am unable to really pinpoint any movies the bitch has done, but I know that even if that bitch is irrelevant in my life or immediate set of interests….titties are better than thick panties I can’t see labia poking out of….
Milla Jovovich flashed her ass today….we’ve all seen this mom naked before…she was a model who was always naked before being in movies….and even in the movies SHE GETS FUCKED WHILE NAKED ….she’s not one of those shy to show her thick hipster bush and long niplles…but I guess staring at her bruised ass is entertaining enough to post….because it is as close as we’ll get to trying to get her pregnant for another time through her anus….if you know what I mean….
I like documenting and keeping track of Lindsay Lohan’s face because it seems to have of life of its own….
She’s been adding fillers and botox and doing all kinds of insecure chick things to herself and she’s not even 30 yet….
I get her vanity, especially in her gig and I realize that she abused the fuck out of herself over her short years, growing up before her time, so that her baby face and youthfulness turned into the face of a 40 year old pretty fucking fast…
But I like the natural demise of a bitch…I don’t like when science interferes and makes theme look like robot aliens from the future…unless science is shaving off some of their battered labia or fixing their shitty tits….
Either way, whatever is going on here with Lohan is hilarious…
Nothing says hot like a bitch who was toned, hot and naked in the 90s, than seeing her turned into a mom, with a mom body, trading her size 0 waist for some kind of boxy weirdness she can than menopause and being in 40s for….it’s some kind of cry for attention that luckily involved her hiding her ass…cuz that shit would clearly make all of our memories of this bitch and her hotness come crashing down like the rest of her thanks to “gravity” and weakened elasticity in her skin….
I guess she’ll do anything for attention, just a few months ago she was hosting a club night at a local club and no one cared…I guess getting in a bikini was meant to generate some buzz…buzz that would be better spent starving herself and doing sit-ups……
I’m not an asshole, I just hate these bitches who don’t let go. They don’t embrace that they won the lottery and are millionaires thanks to their hot young bodies and fake tits, far more successful than local strippers with similar morals and values, you know naked in playboy for a quick buck that lasted a decade….longer than it should have….They are just greedy and want the money train to continue…even though they are talentless and their body that got them here didn’t stay up to par for the task….cuz beauty is fleeting motherfucker…and here is the proof….
Let go Carmen Electra…go back to your real name, Tara Leigh Patrick and be an adult, adopt a baby and be a mom, and save the bikinis for your vacations like other moms with fake tits….you’re done.
Alessandra Ambrosio has expelled the parasite from her vagina that was polluting her womb and ruining her image as a bitch we want to fuck….and named it Noah Phoenix…..so it is a celebration….not cuz I like moms….but cuz now she can get back to getting her million dollar body back….sure her pussy will never be the same but I have hope that her milk filled titties will be great in a few months when she gets her toned stomach back…I mean it really is all she’s gotta do in life…it is her single responsibility to make her fortunes….so I predict that unlike your lazy pig wife…it will happen…
Here are some of her nipple in some old photoshoot
Here are some pics of how and why she got pregnant the first time back in 2009
Terry Richardson has a good thing going that we call access.
He gets paid insane amounts of money by brands and the media to shoot famous bitches, models and singers, actors and fucking everyone….and in doing that he gets to poach the talent and pull the “do you mind taking a few pics for my next book” or “do you mind taking a few pics for my tumblr”….or “do you mind taking some test shots”….
Obviously these bitches jump on board…they love being in front of the camera…especially for a guy marketed as a legend in the making in photography….who some big mag has booked to shoot them….even though he’s uninspired and not revolutionary despite how many people copy his shit…
I mean what do these bitches know…they are half retarded and live in their bubble and go with what they know….allowing him to profit, get exposure, and thus make more money with their image….It’s a great place to be…..
Unfortunately, I appreciate what he’s doing, cuz at least he’s putting effort in, and these pics of Rihanna are hotter than most pics she’s in, I just would prefer if she was more naked while spreading that black gaping asshole…you know she’s down for that….might as well milk it….
Kim Kardashian posted these pictures on Instagram and I think she may have censored my wonderful captions….because I went back to the pic this morning and they were gone…
I wrote such lovely things like “Fat tits can’t compensate for a fat gut” and “Wow, It is true what they say about horizontal stripes” and shit my favorite “thank god for black men….they’ll eat anything”….but she censored me….she has that power…
At least I have a website no one reads for it to live forever…you see that’s why I hate social networks…my genius gets deleted…never to be found again….and if I die a legend…think of all the gold facebook and its members destroyed like idiots…
Here she is cockteasing….seeing her choked out is hotter than her porn career…..but knowing her jealous sister won’t go through with it…makes it pretty fucking sad….you see I don’t normally get hard for dead girls, I don’t want you thinking I’m weird or anything…I just get excited when the devil is slaughtered, you know it is for the good of all humanity…
No, I don’t like documenting Kim Kardashians’ life, I just anxiously await for it to end….
As you probably know, it is very possible that Pink was born a man. Throughout her career, pre-staging a pregnancy to debunk rumors that she was a man, she was always fucking ripped and disgusting and any man who openly called her hot or addmitted to getting turned on by her, was one I immediately pegged as on the fence about his homo predisposition and into exploring that world with one tranny at a time, and it might as well be a famous bitch with lots of money…
Well, here she is with some tits, that make you wonder if she purchased them as part of her transition, or if they are a result of hormone therapy cuz her husband likes tits along with dick clits and her lack of tit was the reason they divorced before getting back together because she threatened to tell the world thee truth about her gender, only to make him out to be some kind of homo, not something cool in his action sport industry…..or maybe, there is a slight chance she is actually a chick, and having the baby just set off a series of biological things like turning her muscle into fat you want to suck…
Then again, maybe it’s all just photoshop….
More importantly….who fucking cares..before today I just assumed Pink was dead…
Beyonce made the horrible decision to show off her mom body that may not even be a mom body because she may have staged the pregnancy and it is just a fat sloppy body….by wearing a one piece bathing suit under a sheer skirt to the Costume Institute Gala last night….without grasping the simple concept that we don’t even want to see her at the fucking beach dressed like this…you know save the water sports and tanning for the tight body bitches we wanna fuck…unless you’re at a mom aerobics class where you belong with other bitches in the same situation….herding you cows together so we don’t accidently run into you and have it ruin our day….
Luckily. Amber Heard wore a push up bra to make it all seem ok.
A lot of other bitches were in attendence….from Chritina Ricci to who the fuck cares…..but if you do…..then…..follow the below link
