Rachel Bilson and her fiance of 12 years who brings her down, Hayden Christensen are in Barbados.
Rachel Bilson, despite what her fiance who owns her and brings her down, by stealing her youth by locking her up in a farm in Canada, is wearing a bikini…..so we can all check out her body ….as he angrily tries to figure out why no one gives a fuck about him….he was in Star Wars fuck….it was a huge series of movies….sure it typecast him and lockede him into a life of conventions….but shit was relevant….now stop staring at his girl….you fucking pigs….at least that’s what I assume…
You see cuz a few years ago, she left him and his brainwashing barn, to try to re-invent herself….probably fucking many dudes in her time off….only to take the motherfucker back a notch and realize, he should let her blossom as her own person…not as an animal in captitive…….because engaged people are fucked in the head and feel they can’t live without each other….since they have so much invested….and would hate to have to build that up with someone again….or some shit I don’t understand cuz I married to leech off my shitty, dumpy, often times shit covered that I have to wipe, wife….she was lonely, I was not into working….kinda like Hayden Christensen….only with hotter pussy..sure her body is weird short leg and long torso….big ass and small titty…..but only weirdos like me pay attention to that shit…..the rest of you just see BIKINI….
It is nice to see that Rachel Bilson’s level of relevance and her strong command of her career has led her to doing fetish porn videos for the internet of clothed girls wearing clothes eating frozen chocolate covered ice cream treats….there’s really content for every fucking pervert and their weird as fuck fetishes….but more importatntly…there’s always a low level bitch hungry from money, attention, fame, exposure, who has no shame cuz her daddy or uncle used to touch her, willing to get on camera and do it….not that sucking on ice cream for masturbating freaks everywhere means you’re molested and fucked up with lots of issues….but I like to view it as the gateway fetish video that leads to one day being strapped down and shit on…
UPDATE: Turns out this is a commercial for Magnum ice cream bars….playing on the fact that some people, like me, get off to girls eating, sucking and having high calorie treats dripping off their chin cuz it reminds me of them sucking dick….so Bilson hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…she’s just on her way to rock bottom….and low level ad campaigns endorsing product…is the proof….
Wedgies…..I love the fact that they are socially acceptable and girls everywhere get them….and openly fish them out of their asses in public like it’s not a repulsive thing to do….I mean even at a young age girls are pulling fabric out of their asses, knuckle deep….two fingers in…and that makes doing all activities amazing…it is like you can’t leave the house without seeing it…..
Rachel Bilson….I don’t mind that she was kidnapped by some pussy in her prime, missing out on all the good years of flashing her cunt at A-List events, locking herself up in Canada during her prime….only because she escaped him last year…she was like “Captor, I’m done with you and your abusive, jealousy that I’m not typecast as some star wars clown bullshit”…..only to get the world or me happy knowing she still has a few good pussy flashes in her on her comeback tour as this freem from her oppressor girl….only to get back with the kidnapper….in some Patty Hearst, Stockholm Syndrome shit….that put her back into that dark caged prison cell….with her pussy locked back into her pants….cuz there is comfort in the hell you’re used to…especially when Star Wars begs her back hard enough like a pussy…making her feel guilty or like he actually cares….
But at least she’s walking around with her pants jacked up her ass…it may be socially acceptable…and a far cry from what I expected out of her….but it won’t get her beat up at home…and I can still appreciate pants wedged between ass cheeks….pressed up against anus.
That’s not to say that shit is boring…in fact a lot of times it is highly exciting…not knowing whether it will be loose, wet, or even painful….blood streaked or smooth sailing….burning or seamless….it is just an expression to represent how much this bitch sucks at turning me on…in fact…it angers me in a huge way when these entitled cunts walk around not flashing their tits and ass like they are respectable human beings and not the whores to the media and to the public and to the execs that they are….they are just well paid, further proof that a lot goes on behind the scenes that we deserve a piece of since we’re the fucking audience….this kind of mormon, religious outfit doesn’t fucking cut it for me…I’m gonna take my male attention to a sluttier celeb….and until Bilson does her part in her career for the people…she’s dead to me.
Rachel Bilson is some boring shit….But for some reason I like to celebrate her wasted celebrity because instead of taking advantage of her peak, she moved to a farm in Canada to be with her Star Wars cast memeber, only to come back years later, where the only erotica she gives us is some ankle, like we’re in a fucking muslim country, or the 1900s Amish community, and that kind of shit doesn’t do it for me, but I know somewhere out there, someone can’t get enough ankle, that’s his shit, so this is for him….while it is part of my campaign for her to step it the fuck up.
Here is a promo pic of her new show Hart of Dixie with her 5 foot 2 legs looking long and thin…
Rachel Bilson is some boring shit. Back when I watched The OC, she was the one I wanted to see naked…but instead of getting naked, she just went on to get engaged, moved to Canada, essentially becoming Amish, or just plain boring, something that she’s managed to maintain upon her return to hollywood, because she’s been bainwashed….
So here is someone we’ll likely never see naked in movies, or on TV, or in Paparazzi pics, wearing some ill-fitting shorts that remind us all why we prefer Mila Kunis.
This is what I call a waste of a fucking post…because unless you get off to a 1/4 of an inch of bra on some flat chested bitch you wanted to fuck 10 years ago, but who instead of catering to your needs, decided to run off and leave the limelight, to move into a barn with some idiot from Star Wars who brain washed her, only to come back 6 months ago, and still doesn’t do the slutty panty flash, bikini pics, she should, cuz she’s just one of those celeb bitches who has enough money and doesn’t care about the public jerking off to her, making her a fucking waste of a celebrity….seriously…they’re supposed to be insecure, attention seeking, whores…what’s with this boring shit…makes no fucking sense.
She looks half retarded doesn’t she and I don’t mean “Black Eyed Peas” retarded, you know throwing down in a top 40 club, I’m talking straight from the institution she was dropped off at as a baby, run by nuns cuz nuns are good people, unless they are raping or molesting, which happens, when the victims are as retarded as Rachel Bilson looks, cuz even the most wholesome person can’t resist temptation as they chronically masturbate….at least that’s what my friend who volunteered with retarded adults swimming program told me…but he was only in it for the sex in the first place…people are weird…and Rachel Bilson looks weird…reminding me that she’s lost her fucking glory days by being married and brainwashed in canada…
I guess Rachel Bilson’s keeper, the guy from Star Wars, who has locked her down and brainwashed her to follow him around cuz he is the only one who understands her, fearing that she will leave him for an actual actor who wasn’t type cast and forced to retire against his will for doing Star Wars, so he locked her up in a barn in Canada….only to have him leave him then run back to him cuz that’s how brainwashing works…leading to boring fucking pictures of her in the paparazzi after boring pictures in the paparazzi…annoying me like the mormom chick I once tried to fuck who still dressed like she was still in the cult…even though she wasn’t in the cult…unable to break free…when bitch shoulda been in bikinis, flashing tit and ass, but this is a pretty good start….Good short choice bitch….I just wonder if she’s gonna get beat for this…you know for breaking the rules…making this all the more exciting…
This is like a dream….a vision of an angel when I’ve taken one too many sleeping pills…you know in efforts to excape this miserable life…only to realize that I’m obese and thus too big to take down with a shitty over the counter sleeping pill….leaving me forced to continue to self destruct via unprotected sex with hookers and alcholism…not that I actually ever want to die…I’m too self absorbed for that…not to mention watching all the idiots go by and dealing with such low level day to day problems, like having to eat out my gross wife once a week in order to get my 100 dollars from her….and never making money to afford the good life…is like a comedy act…and I hate comedy….
I also kinda hate Rachel Bilson for being boring as shit most of the time…but today…this is all virginal and lovely and sometimes the world needs less exposed skin, and more wholesome tenderness….that said…I’d prefer these pics if there was a little more spread pussy lip…
Here’s the closest you’ll ever get to seeing Rachel Bilson grabbing her pussy….and shit’s preetty much ruined by the ill-fitting jeans she’s wearing, that remind me of an overweight rockabilly dude, who’s trying to look like he’s james deam, but his size 42 waist makes the rolled up jeans all straight legged, baggy and stupid looking…..cuz they don’t make skinny jeans which makes sense…you know since they are called skinny jeans not tight pants for fat people jeans….
Either way, these pictures would be better if she dressed for her body, in spandex, a bikini or not dressed at all…but Rachel Bilson insists on sucking and sucking and sucking with next to no sex appeal…but a whole lot of potential if she just broke free from her captor and fucking did something about it…fuck.
What the fuck is wrong with this girl…she has the potential to take that sex appeal I know she’s got somewhere under those ridiculously large clown shorts…and give the public what we want…
I can only assume that Star Wars is behind this shit, cuz with all brain washing, telling a bitch what to wear is on the lowest end of the spectrum…I mean that’s gotta be the case…cuz he doesn’t want guys jerking off to his woman…and I guess he doesn’t want his woman getting more work and reaching her full potential as a slutty actress cuz he’s already reached his peak and is only downhill from here….but at least he’ll always have comicon, Mark Hamil shit….
Cuz any self respecting woman knows that jean shorts are supposed to be short, tight and not make you look like a little kid in her dad’s shorts trying to make everyone at the dinner party laugh….
Insane….or they are mocking us…either way…they suck..
Rachel Bilson is notorious for being boring as fuck, despite our want to fuck her, and she’s not doing much to try to break down that title or re-invent herself, if anything that window of hope she gave us is totally out the window now that she’s back with that star wars oppressor who doesn’t let the bitch out of her cage to show her pussy like a teen starlet trying to get noticed, or even let her out in a bikini for us to lose ourselves in her cameltoe…She fucking sucks, and here are her shorts….perfect for days you’re about to get your period…that’s why we call this post…period shorts…feeding the meter like it’s your cock in her coinslot pussy if you wanna look into things a little too much an awkwardly…
I don’t know, this robe fetish is getting fucking boring. I should have expected that from Bilson, who is pretty uneventful as a person…or at least a celebrity…because she just doesn’t do the song and dance I like for the paparazzi….you know the cry for attention, pussy puppetry, in a “Notice me, I matter” kind of way….leaving her pretty fucking useless for my purposes, I mean until I buy the farm next door to hers in Canada, in which case, watching her in her robe will be on a whole other level of amazing, cuz I’ll have my telescope aimed at her bathroom, and she probably won’t be wearing clothes under it, even though she seems like the kind of girl who bathes in her one piece bathing suit….and you know what, it is always the girls who bathe in their one-piece bathing suits who are the dirtiest fucks…all that suppressing their inner slut shines behind closed doors…
So if you’ve got a fetish for mom looking bitches looking like they are walking their kids to the school bus at 7 am…showing a little lower leg as a tribute to the sex appeal they once had…hiding the goods they’ve still got cuz they are shy…then these pics are for you….
Here she is walking around in dumpy clothes…like she’s got her period clothes…or like she’s doesn’t want guys to pants her and shove their dicks inside her clothes…
If you’re anything like me, seeing bitches walking around their house in their housecoat from a distance, through branches, and windows and sometimes a telephoto lens is totally porn to me…
That’s why seeing Bilson that kidnapped who sympathizes with her kidnapper like she was that bitch from Nevada who lived in the backyard, hiding her tame fully clothed self for no real reason works for me.
Not that it matters, she has a hot little outfit on, showing hot little tits and that’s what this is all about….cuz she’s normally boring as fuck…unless she’s getting paid…in which case we get these fetish pics. Yay. Whore.
