I think Rachel Bilson is the fucking future of Hollywood. She’s come back to claim what was once hers before the cunt from Star Wars stole her, brain washed her, locked her in a barn in Canada, before she made her escape. She’s stylish, she’s good to look at, she’s got potential to not wear panties to events, or wear bikinis during her vacation and unfortunately that’s good enough for me….
You see, I’m always more into these starlets, or hasbeens, or soon-to-bes when they aren’t slutty as fuck…it’s like how arabs get boners and fuck donkey’s after accidentally seeing a bitch’s angle….only on a way more desensitized from the internet that my dick doesn’t work level….
She’s hot. She’s gonna be the next big thing. She’s back from the dead. Here are her pics…
This is a great example of letting go of some serious baggage and everything kinda falling into place…in her case it was an overbearing jealous pussy of a fiance who brainwashed her and trapped her…taking away her chance to blossom into a hot little starlet slut….who at the time was all the rage…and in my case it would be stopping this blog to focus on something legit….but unlike Bilson, I’m not about to go out there and make something of myself.. cuz I don’t have the tits and hotness or money to make everyone want to fuck me…cuz my new freedom wouldn’t be as hot….
Seriously, she’s the next big thing who already was, but who turned her back on shit, to live a horrible life with a horrible person, but she’s back….
I have ranted about how Rachel Bilson being single is the best thing that has ever happened to her, since the oppressive loser who sold his soul and career to Star Wars can’t brain wash her anymore and she can reverse the damage done, cuz she’s not too old to jump into the celeb game as seductive paparazzi manipulating pussy, so we haven’t entirely lost her….
I have also been the strippers so many times in my life, that I know their move to pick up something their purse at the end of the routine, it’s like the first lesson in the stripper’s manual I wrote 10 years ago and never published cuz I realized you only need to know 4 things to be a stripper, the way they bend over being one of those for things….It’s to make ass and pussy look ideal, and I can tell you that if Rachel Bilson says she isn’t pulling the same move on purpose, like this wasn’t strategized for the cameras, to get noticed, she’s fucking lying…
So here she is in shorts, bulling the stripper move, so people talk about her “innocent” ass hustle, which I guess is more subtle and fun than her being obvious about the shit….even if I like spread naked ass cheeks better than ass cheeks hiding in shorts…but I guess this isn’t about me…
I’ve been talking shit about Rachel Bilson for a while now. I think it has something to do with hating her for letting that loser from Star Wars take her away from where she was supposed to be, locking her up in a farm, brainwashing her, and preventing her from going down the seedy flashing her tit path Mischa Barton went down….
But she’s making a comeback and knows she has a lot of sexing shit up to pull off to catch up and remind people who she is…
Here she is on Primetime TV kissing a girl, not as passionately or pornographically as I’d want from her, but let’s view this as the gateway performance….
I uploaded these pictures thinking they were a lot more exciting. I’m not really sure why, because Rachel Bilson has been consistently boring as fuck since she left the OC. I used to just blame the kid from Star Wars for kidnapping her and brainwashing her in his Canadian barn he made her live in, but now she’s got nothing to blame but herself for fucking sucking and not fucking sucking the way we like….
I guess it’s one of those situations where you lock a bitch in the basement for the first 15 years of her life, before getting caught when the telephone company sticks their noses where they don’t belong, only to get you arrested, and getting her released to the public where she is never quite right and always quite weird…..
But this is Hollywood….and we don’t have patience for these cunts who could have been flashing pussy with the best of them 5 years ago…not flashing pussy now that they are allowed….she needs to really figure out her priorities and step the fuck up and live out a youth of sluttiness that was stolen from her…cuz all these recent pics of her make me and everyone else fucking sleepy….
Girls, let Rachel Bilson teach you a quick and easy lesson. When you are at your peak of your career and your sex appeal, don’t start dating some over-bearing insecure loser from Canada who was lucky enough to land a movie franchise role, but who will never get work again like a one trick pony, and if you do, don’t say yes when he proposes or tricks you into moving into his farm in Canada, to hide you from the fun and excitement of Hollywood, by making you think living in the middle of fucking no where is the best thing for your sanity and career, cuz when you finally get the courage to leave the brainwashing freakshow, and run back to Hollywood to get your shit you left behind back together, your ass won’t be quite where it once was.
So here is Rachel Bilson’s ass in jeans a few years too late…
I know these pictures aren’t all that exciting, but this is Rachel Bilson we’re talking about, and the bitch is never exciting…She’s so fucking boring, that this is the peak of excitement we get with her, but luckily I’m a fucking pervert and I can get off to anything, cuz I know that under these jean shorts there is probably a pair of panties and under those panties there is probably a vagina and really that makes these pictures about 3/4 of an inch away from being pussy pictures….a size you may relate to….and after taking a second glance at these pics…I’m pretty sure I see cameltoe and that is always a good thing….
We’ve established that Rachel Bilson is boring as shit and that she does everything in her power to not be the slutty little starlet she shoulda been 5 years ago, but instead she locked herself up in a barn in Canada where some dude who was in one or two movies, the main one being Star Wars, brain washed her into not flashing her cunt like she was supposed to cuz that’s what young starlets do and that’s how young starlets get noticed and that’s how young starlets get work…and I guess she’s slowly realizing that as she walks around Hollywood looking for scraps like some kind of homeless person….
I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets.
Rachel Bilson bores me…even when she’s all dressed up meeting with her agent cuz I guess she realizes it’s time to start working again and the 5 year vacation…it’s like all I see is a pussy that hasn’t got drunk and flashed her pussy…or even got drunk and flashed her tit…she hasn’t had any scandals, other than getting engaged to a Canadian, and it pisses me off. I want to see her pussy and I want to see it now…She chose the hollywood life….now she needs to live the fuck up to it. Show us your cunt already you boring fucking pig.
I don’t know what that Canadian Farm Boy from Star Wars did to Rachel Bilson….I don’t know what kind of spell he’s got her under so that she doesn’t get off her ass and become the Hollywood slut she was destined to be…but I do know that nothing lasts forever and that she will realize all the fun, work and goodtimes she’s missing out on by being with his boring, miserable self…She’s looking thicker, stalkier, dull and like she’s given the fuck up. She’s lost her edge, soon she’ll be in her 30s and starting a family and all the greatness that could have been totally lost….I mean I can’t even get hard while she’s out on the street flashing her box…cuz the box she’s flashing is an actual fucking box and not the young starlet with no panties on box I want to see. It’s depressing.
Whenever I see Rachel Bilson I feel like I am walking into a teenager’s funeral. One of those “what a waste, he was so young and had so much to live for, but he threw it all away by doing a stupid fucking stunt that any sober person would have realized would have ended like this”….
It’s like she had everything going for her, all the stars were alligned, she wrapped some bullshit show that got her into the mainstream, dudes were jerking off to her, she the right age to peak with this whole Celebrity Gossip Blog movement that helped the Paris, Nicole, Kim Kardashian, Lohan, Spears and Brittany Murphey’s of the world get even higher profile, where everyone would forget about Summer from the OC and meet Rachel Bilson the hot party girl who flashes we all want to fuck…..but instead she got brainwashed by the dude in Star Wars and now the public appearances she makes look like this….sloppy enough that no other boys will look at her…cuz Star Wars doesn’t like when guys look at her cuz he is scared she’ll like them back since he’s done nothing since Star Wars….
And the whole thing coulda worked out a lot better for her, but instead she chose a relationship that might as well have been a fucking suicide……
I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you…
Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it….
I have a feeling that part of Rachel Bilson wants to turn that gas pump on herself, shove in it her pussy and light the shit on fire as a punishment for commiting herself to that loser from Star Wars who has kidnapped and brainwashed her, forcing her to have no fun and in turn the scars would force him to have no fun, cuz a wife with a burnt up pussy is a wife who doesn’t like getting fucked….
I have a feeling she’s breaking free from his wrath and is slowly giving into her slut instinct by trying to wear hoisery….she just needs to loose the stupid shorts…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the worst thing that has happened to Rachel Bilson is that she got engaged to some loser one-hit wonder who no one cares about and he knows it, so he’s brainwashed her into thinking they have something special and that he loves her for who she is and not what she is, in some kind of Megan Fox and David from 90210 shit, that just hold these bitches back from rockin’ their full potential, but the good news is that she’s goin in for a hug with some dirtbag motherfucker who looks like the kind of guy who jerks off to watching his girl fuck other dudes, so let’s hope this is her new cock, one that is more fun, less uptight that let’s her out of her fuckin’ cage, cuz I see potential for this pussy, it’s just being snuffed the fuck out but a jealous freak trying to make her move to his farm in Canada to escape the limelight she should be knee deep in already…the same farm I hope he’s at right now looking at these pictures raging with jealousy….
