I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit….
Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting.
I find Reese Witherpoon a tedious fucking all american southern piece of shit bible thumping cunt….who is both too dumpy to be noticed despite all her jogging…and too shitty at acting to deserve to be a fucking Academy Award winner….She is a chubby bitch who shoulda been killed or at least comatose vegetable after being hit by a car when God had his wrath on her for pretending to be this wholesome Christian….when Actor’s can’t be Christian, everything about them is against god…it is the devils work…they are vain, materialistic, superficial people who act god like as people worship them….they are money grubbing, sex out of wedlock, drug using bitches who like Reese Witherspoon entrap their first husband by getting knocked up on set…but at least she’s showing some tit…it is the only redeeming thing she has going for her…
I know what the internet doesn’t need….more pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s sloppy mom ass in leggings or “work out gear” that based on her sloppy ass…she clearly doesn’t use to workout…but pretends she does…unless she just has bad genes, bad diet, and fucked up hormonal issues thanks to birthing of her own Christian Army something else she pretends she’s into with weekly trips to church… cuz that’s what God would want of her…along with divorce, home wrecking pre marital sex….and the sleaze that comes with being a narcissit in Hollywood….crazy Jesus people and their bad asses…can’t get enough of them…and the way they look like they’ve shit themselves a big sloppy shit….it’s luxury.
If you’ve ever wondered why Ryan Phillippe’s fucking hot young pussy….Reese Witherspoon is the reason why…..I mean sure dude’s got money, had a career, people find him hot…but he was a devoted family man after being entrapped by this full of shit southern christian pig on her first movie role, who at the time probably was insecure in her fatness and assumed she’d never end up making it in Hollywood and that this Cruel Intentions ig was just fucking fluke and amazing….so she got knocked up and he stuck with her…but the older she got, the more famous she got, the more annoying she got, the more full of shit she got and the sloppier cunt she got….never trust a jogger who looks like such a pile of fat shit…the only way she’s a jogger that makes sense is if she runs to the dessert cart at copetitive eating contests…….
And here she is rocking her middle aged body contouring bikini bottoms…
Reese Witherspoon is the dumpy full of shit Jesus lover who got knocked up on the set of Cruel Intentions, forced a motherfucker to marry her, pumped out 10 kids, only to cheat on the motherfucker with another dude, all while pretending to be the wholesome church goer….and now she’s out showing off her gut like it is a veiled Italian widow….waiting to die….and that may be porn to you…but it’s not good to me…posting it anyway…
Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…
No matter how much this pig worksout, she’ll always be a fucking pig. I don’t get it. Maybe she should lay off the dairy products, or the deep south where she’s from fried foods. Maybe she should stop putting her faith in Jesus like the good Mormon or whatever the fuck she pretends to be, all going to church all the time, despite living her life filled with divorce and sex out of wedlock…..She’s hollywood trash playing wholesome southern woman, who if in fact was a wholesome southern woman, she wouldn’t be in Hollywood…..
So here she is in workout clothes looking dumpy as shit, confusing all of us, but expecting her to blame it on getting run over a few weeks ago, cuz that’s just what fat women do…they make excuses….
Oh shit here was a Kate Party…..and I wasn’t invited….because I don’t get invited to anything, but also because my name isn’t Kate…except in certain circles like when I was in prison but I’d rather not get into those dark and painful to walk years….
Kate Beckinsale, Kate Bowsworth and Kate Hudson showed off some the tit and bodies they had, and also let a couple other twats passed security, like Reese Witherspoon and Olivia Wilde, cuz they feel sorry for them for obvious reasons…..
Here are the pics…
Kate Beckinsale Busting Out
Kate Hudson and her Mom Implants
Kate Bosworth Skinny Goodness
Oh and Reese Witherspoon was there
Reese Witherspoon Busted…
So was Olivia Wilde…cuz she already named herself ofter Oscar Wilde, what more does she need to do to get relevant in Hollywood…ya know….
I don’t have the right to post the Reese Witherspoon picture, but I figure I did a good job with the dramatization / artist rendition I decided to run with, because no matter how much she runs, she’s always got the body of a mom of 4 who likes cookies way too much…but for some reason, I assume based on horniness and the viagra…I took this morning that forced me to walk around hard and sore testicled all day….That must beit…cuz there’s no way I’d ever jerk off to this pig…except maybe today….fuck you pervert inside me who makes me want to fuck everything that moves….
A couple of weeks ago I was talking about Reese Witherspoon getting married a second time like a good little Christian who goes to church and has sex out of wedlock cuz she’s actually bullshit as all actors are.. enough to get knocked up, leaving her no choice but to get married to make the whole thing as authentic as her slutty uterus tattoo all lesbian dolphin hugging….
So it’s only natural that I’ve been craving to see pics of her in a bikini to really embrace her sloppy body and take it all in in one massive question mark when compared to how many pics I’ve posted of her compulsively jogging for the press so that we don’t call her out for being a chubby piggy girl…
So my dreams have been answered, cuz middle aged moms who may be pregnant in bikinis are my dream….but I’ve never been one for having big dreams…if anything my dreams have been pretty low level bottom feeder….so it all makes sense…
I don’t care that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, cuz I don’t give a fuck about Reese Witherspoon. She’s totally overrated…
Not to mention, I could have told you these breeding cunt from the heartland was pregnant back when she got re-married, if I bothered paying attention that she got remarried, cuz these Christian freaks all do the whole shotgum wedding as to not be judged and sent to hell…despite us all knowing hell is where she belongs for being so irritating….
Not to mention, I stopped noticing her when she was the fat girl on Cruel Intentions who trapped the heartthrob by getting her slut pussy knocked up, leading to her becoming a baby factory…..
She’s dull, she’s just a fat chick who jogs to not be a fat chick, I can tell by her face, and fat chicks never deserve this kind of celebrity, cuz fat chick is a state of fucking mind motherfucker…one that belongs alone and suicidal….or doing salsa lessons and online dating, hoping a dude will accidentally drop load in you so you too can be a Reese Witherspoon….only her KKK ass would never go black…and you’re limited in your options…If you know what I mean….
I normally have a white bikini fetish. I think it is cuz I was once at a pool and a hot 18 or 19 year old was walking around, inches from my face, fully see through, rocking a bald, coinslot, inny vagina….and since then…has made me seek the white bikini…like it was some forbidden fruit I had a taste of….but today….all that ended…cuz Reese Witherspoon had to prove that sometimes a white bikini bottom isn’t as pornographic as it was meant to be…or as you always thought it was….
I can just be thankful that she’s wearing a shirt…cuz sometimes your bikini top doesn’t cover up your ravaged stretch marks from all your breeding you 40 year old overrated pig….she’s halfway there…all she needs is a pair of pants and we’re good…and remember, I’m a pervert who wishes all women were half naked at all times….
The real weird thing about Reese Witherspoon, I mean other than that she’s tricked the world into thinking she’s anything but a chubby pigfaced bitch who traps dudes with her uterus, cuz she’s a good christian southern girl, is that she’s always jogging…I mean ALWAYS fucking jogging…yet she still has an like this? I mean where the fuck did all that jogging go?
The things girls do to make themselves look skinny, you know hoping that all their jogging despite all their cake eating, really paid off…
I see it all the time when I go out drinking…the hot chick surrounded by pigs in hopes of making them seem hotter…I know that scene all too well cuz for some reason I always end up with the “Fat Managers”, cuz it’s the one night the hotter chick decides to give them some male attention cuz they are tired of hearing their fat asses cry at the end of the night about how none of the boys talk to them….unless it is to get to her…you know what I’m saying, I don’t really need to write anymore…
I’ll just post the pics of pig Witherspoon trying to look fit by posing with a fucking elephant. Enjoy.
Reese Witherspoon is on of those chicks who other chicks really find hot but who leaves guys wondering what the fuck all they hype is about. It’s like sure she’s not horrible looking, sure, she’s horrible cuz she trapped her first husband by being horrible and getting knocked up, like insecure doughy girls have done for decades before her, and she’s horrible with all her church going Southern bullshit, and she’s horrible for being seen jogging all the time, but always managing to stay fat and sloppy like she’s had one too many biscuits…down at the plantation house…
Here she is on the cover of Elle UK, in a one piece, even when she should be wearing pants, where I am sure she talked a whole lot of bullshit about her relationships and recent marriages, cuz that’s just the kind of useless twat starving for attention but not starving at all, she is…. if you know what you mean…FOLLOW ME
I never wondered why Ryan Philippe escaped this monster….and now you don’t have to either, in the event you are one of those weirdos who thought this bitch was hot, cuz maybe you have low standards, or maybe she reminds you of her weathered, hard working, tired mom or some shit, but I’ve always seen the truth, she fucked Philippe on set, and got knocked up and used him to knock her up 10 more times cuz he’s a nice guy like that, but nice only goes so far… I didn’t need her out without movie magic make-up to figure out the mystery of why she was famous or even why she was some sort of sex symbol to some real weird people, I knew it was all great high budget marketing and PR….
Take this picture in, cuz it’s a lot of picture to process. Seriously. This is disgusting, scary and amazing all at the same time.
