I never wondered why Ryan Philippe escaped this monster….and now you don’t have to either, in the event you are one of those weirdos who thought this bitch was hot, cuz maybe you have low standards, or maybe she reminds you of her weathered, hard working, tired mom or some shit, but I’ve always seen the truth, she fucked Philippe on set, and got knocked up and used him to knock her up 10 more times cuz he’s a nice guy like that, but nice only goes so far… I didn’t need her out without movie magic make-up to figure out the mystery of why she was famous or even why she was some sort of sex symbol to some real weird people, I knew it was all great high budget marketing and PR….
Take this picture in, cuz it’s a lot of picture to process. Seriously. This is disgusting, scary and amazing all at the same time.
Here’s the ass Ryan Phillipe gave up to fuck substantially hotter pussy. He clearly made the right decision…
I figure I should just put these pictures up to remind a motherfucker if you’ve ever been trapped by a porky bitch who you accidentally knocked up when working together, you don’t have to play hero and be a good guy and responsible father, you can put the bitch in her place and move the fuck onto hotter younger pussy without any remorse…cuz you gotta remember bitch trapped you in the first place to begin with and there’s nothing decent about kidnappin’….especially when she used your sperm against you…
A more important question to ask yourself about this Reese Witherspoon is whether or not she’s inserted her Oscar she didn’t deserver inside her mom pussy, like this crazy Catholic girl I used to fuck used to do with her Mother Mary statue and if so does she use a condom or is she into the cold metal cuz it makes her feel alive….
It’s always nice to see a celebrity reaching out to help less fortunate people when they know the paparazzi are taking pictures of them, you know to let the world know they aren’t greedy shallow cunt you’d expect them to be, I mean she looks so natural in these pictures, she looks so comfortable, like she’s with an old buddy and not like she’s about to get raped by hepatitis dick…
Hollywood is bullshit…I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude was a hired actor to help her with her image….
Personally, I prefer my ladies to ne too weak to run. You know, it makes seducing them a lot easier, you know it lets you really take what is rightfully yours cuz they can’t escape kind of thing….I also prefer my women to not be sloppy looking baby factories with bloated Downs Syndrome lookin’ faces in their early 40s.
So I guess these pictures really aren’t quite for me but instead for the hundreds of idiots who think Reese Witherspoon is anything but the Miss Piggy she looks like…
You know it’s a boring day when you find yourself sitting outside the grocery store watching mom’s shop through the window then seeing them walking to their cars with their bags…and being rudely disturbed by the security guard because you’ve been there for 6 hours cuz you don’t want to go home and this is more interesting than anything else you can think of doing on a Saturday…..Well, these are the picture version of that. It’s like some leg is all the excitment you get in your miserbale existance….and that le isnt even worth wanting to mount on your perver wall in your head after you’re done thinking dirty thoughts about her cuz she won’t actually fuck you cuz you’re the creepy guy always on that bench…hell, she won’t even let you help her with her bags cuz she’s scared you’re going to rob, rape, kidnap her thanks to all the other migrant looking motherfuckers who ruined it for the good ones….
Here’s Reese Witherspoon fuckin’ suckin and not in a good way.
I guess it’s coded into her genetics that she as a Southern girl she needs herself a negro to do her dirty work for her, it’s just the way it’s been year after year. This looks like some moderate slave work, you know she makes the bitch run against her and lose on purpose, because you all know a fat white chick can’t really win a speed race with a black girl of any level of fitness, and this whole victory walk looks lke some best friend shit on the surface, but trust me, behind closed doors, one of these bitches is getting whipped into compliance and it’s not the blonde Academy Award winner. Trust me on that one.
I wonder if Reese Witherspoon took her role in Legally Blonde as seriously as she is for this softball movie, where she, like other lesbians I know, is training hard.
I don’t really get the appeal of softball. There’s a league that plays near my house and sometimes I walk by them and see if there is any decent pussy or asses, usually there isn’t. One of the teams is a group of bull dykes and the other one I saw was a group of awkward, non-athletic jewish women who I guess are unmarried career girls, who are done with college and trying to find ways to entertain themselves and stay connected with old friends, and the whole thing is pretty fucking boring to watch, so I assume a movie on the shit, starring Academy Award winning Reese Witherspoon is going to fuckin suck.
This one is for the dudes who don’t want to admit they like dudes. You know the kind of guy who spends their weekends watching baseball, telling concerned family and friends, that this obsession is because it is America’s national sport and represents everything American’s stand for (being lazy), when in reality they are watching the shit for the tight pants.
You know this way you can watch Reese Witherspoon pull all your favorites moves and jerk off to it like you want to jerk off the MLB, but can’t because it’ll mean you’re gay, but doing it to Reese Witherspoon just means you have no fucking taste.
I am also posting it because I like the way she looks like she’s catching her mom-tit while getting dirt kicked up in her face like she wasn’t practicing for a part in a movie like she was Rosie O’Donnell, but was practicing to be treated like the worthless whore she is. Amazing.
Reese Witherspoon is constantly out fighting her her obvious fate as a fat Southern mom and grandma, by the looks of these pictures of her working out, her ass is winning. Kinda like her vagina won in the fight to lock Ryan Phillippe down by getting pregnant during a drunken hook up while on the Cruel Intentions set, but they aren’t together now, and either is her new boyfriend and his one true love Heath Ledger, so I guess things that aren’t meant to be just find a way to not be, and soon she’ll be trading in these workout pants in for a pair of elastic band jeans from the plus sized store but not to work out in, just to walk around in, because that’s what happens when they don’t make clothes in your size. Just ask my wife..
I spend my days watching people jog past me because it makes me feel like I am working out without actually having to get off my ass, it is some kind of projection shit and more often than not, the girls I have seen run by me daily for more than the last 5 years are not slim, fit or someone I’d want to fuck. They are dumpy, big assed, moms types and they just keep on doing it despite it having no effect on their bodies. People tell me to imagine what they would look like if they didn’t work out, even though I don’t want to imagine them when they do work out, but implying that they would otherwise be obese and maybe that’s true, but what’s also true is that if you put energy into something and it doesn’t work out for you, you half to find it in yourself to give the fuck up. It’s a quitter menality, but I just think it’s being realistic.
Here are some pictures of Reese Witherspoon showing off her pudgy little mom body jogging as she always fucking does because she’s trying to fight her Fat Southern Wal Mart clerk gene, so as you look at these you can imagine her if she didn’t work out, or you could do what I do and imagine Ryan Phillippe busting nut in her 3 times to knock her up, because you find him so fucking dreamy…..
Reese Witherspoon is boring as fuck and looks like a boring fuck and I have always felt that way about her. Sure she’s had a bunch of kids making you think she’s worth fucking, but she just did that to lock in the teen heartthrob who knocked her up when they did a movie together and the other kids were just used as a distraction to how boring she was and dude figured that at least babies give them some laughs and something to do with their time and something to talk about to divert their attention from each other because she pretty much had nothing to offer.
These bikini pics prove that. She looks like a Southern Fat chick who has been lucky enough to not work in the diner where she was supposed to and moved to Hollywood where she won an Academy Award all while fighting off the demons of her past as they try to make her ass as fat as it was supposed to be if she hadn’t ran away to Hollywood all in hopes that it doesn’t win, but it will. It always does. You can’t beat genetics, trust me, I’ve tried.
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I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to sing a song to my wife about an itchy vagina. I was freestyling, because I am hip hop like that and she wasn’t having it. I came back to my computer and saw these pictures of Reese Witherspoon doing something up her skirt and I may not know exactly what she’s doing but I will post the lyrics to my rap. It’s really good so you may want to sit down for this one…or get up and sing it to yourself while throwin’ your hands up in the air.
my vagina is itchy….
i slept with a guy and now it’s itchy
oh my vagina is itchy
He was probably Bi and rockin H-P-V
I don’t remember cuz I was on GHB
Oh my vagina is itchy…
I don’t know why bitch is itching, maybe it’s because of the two kids that have passed through, maybe it’s bad hygiene, maybe it’s a bug bite or maybe it’s gotta do with the new cock she’s been testing since her divorce. I do know that when a woman is accustomed to having non-condom sex in a monogamous relationship, entering the single scene may lead to HPV because old habits are hard to break…Either way this post is stupid, I’d apologize but I hate you. Cuddles.
My new fetish is watching girls workout and here is Reese in joggin’ action. These pics look old because she always wears the same fucking outfit everywhere she goes, but at least the pants are tight.
I hate the fact that girls who get dumped hit the gym to get fit, even though I just said it’s my new fetish, I am inconsistent like that. What is consistent in my like is that my wife just keeps getting fatter and fatter the longer we stay together and I resent girls who take pride in themselves.
This bitch has probably cried away 10 lbs and jogged off another 10lbs and quit food for the last bit. She’s back on the market and has to work extra hard because no one wants a fat washed up mother of 2, because that’s some serious fucking baggage. Oscar winner or not, a slut with baggage is still a slut with baggage and brings back memories of when I got into this whole mess.
But I still believe that there’s nothing wrong with being a stepfather, because you can always run away, but there is a problem with post-pregnancy body and lucky for Reese she’s got that one covered, even though we can’t tell how damaged her box is based on these pics. I don’t know what I am talking about but I am thinking about passing the fuck out.
