Here’s a real fucking amazing scandal everyone should stop their shitty lives and give a shit about….
Rihanna was in the same club as Chris Brown…a dude she made beat her up to advance her career in exchange of pay-off….or maybe who she just made beat her up cuz Bajan women are apparently insane according to my Bajan friends…..and Drake…a dude she’s apparently been fucking…and I’m sure it’s not the first time Rihanna’s teenage whore turned popstar pussy has been in the same room as two guys who have fucked her, I mean everytime she hangs with her dad and brother over the holidays it happens…I’m just joking I don’t know if she even has a brother, let alone a brother who fucks her….and I only care cuz she’s in a hot outfit….probably to parade around her ex lovers to try and make them jealous, while they are likely fucking way hotter bitches, but in her mind they haven’t got shit on her cuz they aren’t Rihanna….and she’s Rihanna…so take that…..
I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life…..
Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her….
The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!!
Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious…
On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…
I appreciate that Rihanna is being her own paparazzi….cuz the paparzzi fucking suck and the more these famous bitches promote themselves through hot pics…giving them the smut for free….the happier I am as a guy with a blog…cuz I’m not about to pay a motherfucker for this shit….
I guess what I’m saying here is Thanks Rihanna for being so cool….keep up the half naked pics…cuz they make me happy and it is all about me…
But seriously – bitch needs to update her camera – she’s worse than my at taking pics…and she could have all the free cameras she desires…but instead chooses her free phone she got on contract back in barbados or some shit…who cares
Rihanna’s wearing some silver bathing suit that I like to pretend represents her status in the world…you know second rate, but the truth is the bitch won the fucking lottery and when you factor in her level of talent….it really brings that first place winner now a millionaire celebrity point home….And the good news is I like staring at bitches in bikinis….so it all works out in the end….and unfortunately…this is the only currency I have….cuz I’m the real loser in all this…but I do it anyway…and that’s ok…
Here are some shots she put up on twitter like a good girl seeking attention
I saw these pictures of Rihanna earlier…around the time I realized I didn’t care about these pictures of Rihanna….because smoking weed, whether she posts it to twitter or not…is not impressive…hardcore…crazy…or bad…if she was smoking meth out of a coke can while dude was cumming in her face as another one was cumming in her ass…her drug story may have a bit of a hook…but wandering around hawaii not naked, noth even half naked, just wearing a tight dress doesn’t quite cut it for me…unless you count posting pics along with captions saying how not a big deal they are counts as caring….which I have a feeling it does…reminding me I shoulda killed myself yesterday on Blue Monday…I’m such a failure…
Along with being a dumpy, pot smoking, bajan with a level of talent that doesn’t deserve her success, Rihanna is also an underwear model for Armani…. WE ALREADY POSTED THESE PICS OF HER DOING IT….so we were well aware of that fact…you know since this is the unofficial Rihanna fan club…but more importanlty…because WE SAW THE VIDEO ……
Welll it turns out here are more, and these are the recently released pics from the Armani Facebook Page….I’d rather see her getting fisted.
They are saying that these are pictures of Rihanna smoking a blunt, you know to influence all her 12 year old fans that along with loving the smell of sex and chains and whips excite her….she’s also into getting high…a substance proving by conservative christians in the 50s to make a motherfucker go crazy, murder, and lead into psychosis….a substance that has since been proven to not have any negative side effects…making these pics a no – big deal….not to mention Rhianna is black and from the islands…her NOT smoking a blunt would be far more shocking….and none of that matters, what matters is how lazy she is with her work out routine, get high, lay in sun in Hawaii, do obligues…fucking slacker…but at least she’s in leggings.
If you look close enough to these pics you will see Rihanna’s shit stain of a nipple….and I think if you look really close you can see her dick…cuz that’s just the kind of woman Rihanna is….one who doesn’t mind showing you her genitals in a discreet way because it taps into her teen prostituting that made her this huge billion dollar empire she is today….and some say underage hooking is bad….those people are just uneducated…and don’t realize it can reach such great things like taking a gully bitch out of the gutter and bringing her to the 5 star hotels she used to dream about fucking john’s inside….
Rihanna is in Barbados, frolicking around in a bikini, pissing off the locals because she’s done nothing for the island except leave shitty tips when the people she went to school with serve her cocktails on the beach, or pick up her used maxi-pads off the floor of her white person hotel room…….
I know people from Barbados….they all hate the bitch…and it probably isn’t because of the way she looks in a bikini, or the way she molests her little brother, or the way she got famous through being a hooker…but it very well could be…
Finally, Rihanna’s as black as she wishes she could be…..and that dumpy ass flat ass and no titties on her curvy light skin has some actual booty and pigment…sure it is in the form of a shadow but anything is progress for her to not the pathetic excuse for a black girl she is and every black person hates about her sell out, untalented, bullshit self…That’s the story I heard….
Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle…
Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…
Rihanna a Bajan who has managed to live the American Dream better than 99% of Americans, is honoring her gracious host country, the country that gave her a home, a record deal….the country that put her on TV and on the radio as their representative…..the country that didn’t send her back to her island to clean hotel rooms like all her friends….by wearing it’s flag on her whore pussy….and I’m guessing that’s a big honor wear she’s from, cuz when my friend went to Barbados, he told me there were a lot of young girls that celebrated his visit in exchange for money by rubbing him up on her pussy…however it could be an unrelated event.
Here are the pics for you patriots who need flags on pussy to get off…
Rihanna’s been rocking social networking along with every motherfucker, because they know that it makes the paparazzi and the press pretty fucking obsolete, so they hire teams of experts, and in Rihanna’s uneducated case, hire someone to write in broken english, cuz she’s illiterate, not that it matters….
What matters is that one of her people put up a bunch of her vacation pictures, cuz her life is a fucking vacation pictures of her, they tried to make me like her page, but I’ll have nothing to do with that, I’ll just sneak around and steal the slutty, but not slutty enough pics…..I want porn fuck…she is an island girl who made it….that is rumored to have started as a teenage hooker, but who knows, I’ll just look at the pics…
The album was called “Ball So Hard VACA”….classy use of the people’s money….Trash…
Kinda hot…especially the see through pic with nipple ring….Good girl…sexing it up…for 46,000,0000 people on facebook….and making millions doing it….Genius…an inspiration to girls everywhere…
Thanks for Sharing Rihanna, I want to be friends with her. I’ve decided.
In case you haven’t seen the new Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris “We Found Love” video…that is obviously slutty…because that’s all Rihanna, or as I like to call her, the sexiest woman of 2011 according to Esquire magazine because she paid them off in efforts of re-branding herself as a sex symbol, knows…because it is something she was raised on, at least according to the Barbados jet ski operator who once told me when we met in a bar here that she was a teen prostitute to men from the UK, like Barbados has a Thailand underworld….Now I can’t prove that, but it would explain why someone with as little talent as her would make it…
Not that it matters, I love sluts and here’s the video, in honor of all the music videos I once jerked off to, before the internet….
Keep the smut coming …..cuz when it comes…so do we…
Yes….This is my way of mocking Esquire’s journalistic integrity, because it’s obvious they were paid off for the shit, people just don’t pay enough attention to care or call them out on it…
Sure…that probably means I’ll never get a cover, unless this site blows up and I am forced to buy myself one…in which case the dying magazine will give me all that I want….
But that won’t happen…so here’s Rihanna proving Esquires lie.
Here’s her Rihanna – We Found Love – Slutty Music Video THat Just Dropped…
