Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….
They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….
Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…
Rihanna is topless in Esquire’s July issue that hasn’t come out yet, but that they are seeding the internet with a few pics to generate a little buzz and really who gives a fuck….
This bitch was a child hooker in barbados- according to a very reliable source, and was never meant to be the star that she is, so when I look at her, I see an over-valued twat….I should be fucking this on my Caribbean vacations for 100 USD…..but instead…I’m posting pics of her topless covering her tits like she matters.
Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me….
Rihanna shot a video called “Where have you been” that’s probably already on Youtube, but being a fan of Rihanna as a slutty trash can bred from a garbage man in the Islands, slutty, trashy, misue of fame and not of Rihanna’s shitty music, makes me unable to confirm or deny that….What I can confirm is that she’s got make-up on her titties…that make her slut tits look alien….which is better than when she puts make up on her cunt…to make it looks like it doesn’t have herpes….
Here are the pics she posted to facebook like a good whore…
Terry Richardson has a good thing going that we call access.
He gets paid insane amounts of money by brands and the media to shoot famous bitches, models and singers, actors and fucking everyone….and in doing that he gets to poach the talent and pull the “do you mind taking a few pics for my next book” or “do you mind taking a few pics for my tumblr”….or “do you mind taking some test shots”….
Obviously these bitches jump on board…they love being in front of the camera…especially for a guy marketed as a legend in the making in photography….who some big mag has booked to shoot them….even though he’s uninspired and not revolutionary despite how many people copy his shit…
I mean what do these bitches know…they are half retarded and live in their bubble and go with what they know….allowing him to profit, get exposure, and thus make more money with their image….It’s a great place to be…..
Unfortunately, I appreciate what he’s doing, cuz at least he’s putting effort in, and these pics of Rihanna are hotter than most pics she’s in, I just would prefer if she was more naked while spreading that black gaping asshole…you know she’s down for that….might as well milk it….
One thing I love about Rihanna, is that she’s made it and she’s having a good time.
Another thing I love about Rihanna is that when she posts this shit she writes #rolemodelshit cuz she knows the media will eat her up….like she was the pussy in red…like the pussy with her tongue out…who is giving the dance of her life…cuz shit this is Rihanna….could be her big fucking break….and in reality she is a role model to me…that one day if I make it…strip clubs will let me in with a camera….as of now they just kick me out and make me delete the pics…..
The truth is she’s a gully bitch from the gutter with as much class as one of this strippers…things just worked out better for her and that’s why she’s living it up the way she should….trashy and perfect….not to mention you gotta love a bitch who makes it rain on them hoes…it’s far better than having your wife complain you spent money for her milk and donuts on strippers….
All his to say, Rihanna is a role model and here are her blurry pics that get the point of just how good she is across…
Rihanna went on a getaway in Hawaii this past weekend and with all getaways….especially getaways for exhibitionist sluts who used to be child prostitutes to get out of the hell life they were living in the islands as the daughter of a garbage man….a fate that would have ended with 4 kids with a cheating jet ski rental guy who works the beach and fucks tourists…instead of having 100 million dollars she can use to rent better jet skis on the beach of more expensive places like America…proving to all little girls everywhere…sucking dick for money to buy designer clothes can lead to great places….that once you reach you can continue to prostitute yourself…only for fun instead of enterprise…she’s lovely role model I’d be into exploring deeper with my penis/tongue/inanimate objects.
Rihanna the slut….was in her bikini this past weekend cuz she’s back in Hawaii, you know cuz she’s from Barbados so a getaway for her is heading anywhere but the Caribbean…and she posted the above picture to twitter…of her and a paparazzi she’s decided to fuck around with…you know breaking down that wall that usually exists between the star and the paparazzi…making them perform like her dancing monkeys because that’s essentially what they are….willing to do anything for the shot….and it is about time someone does this…cuz you know what…the celebs have the power to destroy the paparazzi…all they have to do is release their own pics of themselves for fucking free….for all of us to use….
Here’s another picture that she posted….not sure if it is her….but it sure as hell would make sense if it was…
Here she is in some Behind Scenes video…showing off her body….that dropped last week
And that concludes the Rihanna update I don’t care about and hope you don’t care about either.
I didn’t watch Rihanna’s new video…partially because I really have better things to do with my time….but also because I don’t really give a fuck about Rihanna and I hate her fucking music and the fact that at the Time 100 people awards she said she’s glad they awarded her cuz she’s just being herself…or some other bullshit lie that carries her onto continual songs polluting our brains and the airwaves…..
But I can assume the video is Offensive, just based on the name…and I’m hoping there is a backlash from China, stopping production on her merchandise…..cuz if someone said they were a Princess of anything of mine, especially a gutter black chick from the Islands who was a child prostitute, I’d be pretty mad at how entitled she felt…and I’d likely arrest her for the false claim as we all know a percentage of her idiot fans probably think she’s a Princess of China…which is bad for their global image….
The only thing she’s a princess of, even with her 100 million dollars, is her own cunt life that luckily we don’t have to deal with or listen to her whine….cuz newly rich trash is the fucking worst.
I don’t give a fuck about Riahnna and her tribal jigaboo dance moves…
I don’t even care about her doing the dance in leggings…because she’s a whore and should be in a thong or naked…with labia flapping in all directions….a memory of the damage she did to herself by prostituting at the age of 14 to tourists back home even if that prostituting got her where she is today…..
What I care about is that they subtitled her – even though she’s speaking english….like America has got to the point of stupid where they can’t understand the guys on Swamp People….or even Caribbeans….it’s almost offensive to her uneducated ass…but more importantly…a terstament to our uncultured retard nation….or maybe it isn’t our nation but Rihanna and her uneducated whore ass….that we should just watch gyrate instead of listening to her talk about it….focus on her skills yo.
On a sidenote….
She wore a garter belt to dinner….and I approve….
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On another sidenote
Here are her tits for instagram – no wonder they sold for a billion dollars….
I knew Rihanna was an attention whore….or just a whore…back when she first landed her record deal…only because I know people in Barbados who had been telling me bitch was a child hooker who got the right John…pretty much since the beginning….
As her career, or public image, progressed for that easy to digest pop crap, to what’s become a sex charged, keeping in line with her history as a child hooker, I knew for the next 5 years, we’d be dealing with a slut…
Then she got beat by Chris Brown, something I am still not convinced was actually Chris Brown’s doing because my same informant in Barbados said that Bajan chicks are insane enough to beat themselves up and call the cops on you, his wife would sniff his dick whenever he got home to see if he was cheating….daily….and police were called often….and shit happened to his neighbors too…just a way of life there…
Now she’s gone a little extra slutty, she’s smoking drugs in public, she’s pulling the “i don’t give a fuck” card…and now she’s posting pics of what could be weed instagramed to fuck the color….or some white popcorn like powder….and even though I don’t have a girls and weed fetish…I do have a girl rubbing pussy on the back of my neck fetish…so this works for me….I’m obscure like that…Who cares.
I am not anti-weed. I don’t ever smoke weed, but I would if I liked it, and there is no logical reason why it is illegal, so seeing Rihanna with a massive joint alongside Snoop, doesn’t phase me, shock me, even impress me….it is what it is….but I’m not a Christian mother of kids who has been brainwashed by the bible, the church, the media for the last 4 decades, who along with her friends who are equally closed minded and ignorant, would have put an end to Rihanna’s career, even if she’s an islander and smoking is part of her culture…..see cuz that’s not how it works….
Now I’m not a weed fetishists who loves chicks posing with joints, in fact I find that shit stupid…I don’t brag about how much I fucking drink….but I am all for some bitch showing the world she doesn’t give a fuck, she has more money than her entire country, she’s set for life and not even 25, fuck you corporate America and your pleasing the Christians…
I am more into her posting her nipple on facebook….to let the FB people know she’s Rihanna and along with smoking weed, she can also post inappropriate pics and albums like that bitch Haley…despite the rules…..like these Hawaii Bikini Pics….
Here are some other pics she posted to instagram…..not quite as exciting.
Here are some of her whoring out pics she posted to facebook for absolutely no reason because she’s a huge star and doesn’t need the attention…clearly she just wants the attention….I guess once a whore always a whore….good.
I already mentioned Rihanna’s Bad Ass at Coachella that with photoshop, good angles, lighting, and make-up….turn into a fantastic ass.
You’d think a bitch from the islands who runs around on stage all night and who got to where she is being a prostitute would know a thing about maintaining a hot ass….but then you figure she has more money than the island of Barbados combined, she’s good, and doesn’t need to give a fuck….especially when she has all these digital artists and professionals making up for her bad diet….
She’s hit or miss….hot sometimes…annoying other times….horrible and not able to take a punch…only to milk that punch for all the attention possible….but when she’s half naked…all that is wrong with her and her bad music….kinda disappears….
Rihanna posted some pictures of her little tits in her bikini and from this angle she almost looks hot….you know a nice toned stomach from all her dancing around on stage….but then I see pictures of her at Coachelle performing in shorts….with an ass like this…..
And it makes me think this shit is all smoke and mirrors and shot from thr right angle….reminding me that all girls on the internet only post pics of themselves that they think are hot…so whever you see a questionable picture of them on Facebook or instagram, realize that that is probably more truth that their hot pics….if anything…their worst pic is probably them at their best….and their best pics are just the freak second the lighting, angle, pose was right….
But the good news is….since this is the internet….we can only focus on their good…..cuz we don’t know these bitches in person….and don’t have to worry about truths when jerking off…I mean other than the obvious “we’re pathetic”….you know the shit that made us realize tears are a great lube!
I have a friend who lives next to a hotel and we always do drugs on his roof watching the shit go down across the street. We’ve seen orgies, we’ve seen gangbangs, we’ve seen a gay dude using a penis pump before going out, we’ve watched girls get ready, get fucked, give blowjobs, and shit is one of the best ways to spend our summer nights….cuz more often than not…people don’t shut their blinds…..it is also a lot less creepy and more consistent than when I used to do the same shit by climbing up fire escapes, where I’d wait for hours, risking getting caught, just waiting for a bitch to have a fucking shower, while on a Friday night, at a hotel, you know they are ready to fuck.
That said, here are some highly illegal if not staged pics of Rihanna and a peeping tom paparazzi who should have got less booty short and more fisting herself pics…but I take what I can get…it is all part of bottom feeding.
