I have a friend who lives next to a hotel and we always do drugs on his roof watching the shit go down across the street. We’ve seen orgies, we’ve seen gangbangs, we’ve seen a gay dude using a penis pump before going out, we’ve watched girls get ready, get fucked, give blowjobs, and shit is one of the best ways to spend our summer nights….cuz more often than not…people don’t shut their blinds…..it is also a lot less creepy and more consistent than when I used to do the same shit by climbing up fire escapes, where I’d wait for hours, risking getting caught, just waiting for a bitch to have a fucking shower, while on a Friday night, at a hotel, you know they are ready to fuck.

That said, here are some highly illegal if not staged pics of Rihanna and a peeping tom paparazzi who should have got less booty short and more fisting herself pics…but I take what I can get…it is all part of bottom feeding.

Rihanna is in Elle and she ran off her mouth about some bullshit that I didn’t bother reading becausee Rihanna is some uneducated prostitute and anything that she comes up with is probably words designed by another motherfucker on her payroll….I have the inside scoop on the bitch from a friend who lives in Barbados…he told me that the Chris Brown beating was likely her hitting herself in the face to report him to the authorities to get him in trouble and ruin him cuz her crazy thought he was cheating on her….or some shit….he told me Bajan women are evil if you get on their wrong side….and they will fucking drag you through the mud…and piss on your face if needed….something I could see myself being into cuz I have no self respect and when Rihanna looks like this…amazing….I’d pretty much let her do whatver she wanted to me…including ripping off my penis in some tribal fucking ritual…shit would go viral andd I don’t need it, it’s pathetic and embarassing anyway, at least now I’d have an excuse….am I right people?!

So here she is in Elle, half naked, looking good, reminding us she’s crazy, but can take a good beating and get over it, unlike all your “i was molest by my dad”…or “my boyfriend is abusive” fat chicks who can’t fucking let go….get over it.

Here are some pictures Rihanna posted to twitter for her young fans to teach them that with a little smoke and a little slutty behavior…they too can be famous too….not necessarily at her level of pop-stardom….but definitely with all the guys who they let cum on their faces in exchange for false promises…or money….cuz seriously…no matter how much Rihanna wants to sing about loving the smell of chains and whips, her fan base is still 12….cuz no adult can listen to her shit and take it seriously enough to follow her on twitter…this shit is for the youth….the kind of role model I can’t just get behind…but that I’d love to get behind.

Rihanna is such a wild a crazy girl….one who understands that the nipple is not meant to be hidden…especially when trying to differentiate herself for her old self who was some poptart shit…before getting beat up by a dude made her hard….I mean at least that’s what she wants us to believe…when I think she figured it all out at 14 when she became a prostitute for rich tourists in Barbados, the same tourists who made her career in America…cuz trust me there are girls who can actually sing in the islands there is no reason this daughter of a garbage man even the locals looked down on, would become this radio fucking hit maker she is now…..but I guess what it comes down to is that we are all fucking whores….and at least this whore embraces it and shows her fucking nipples for the world to stare at cuz really we deserve it for being force fed her shitty music every where we go….so thanks Rihanna for your whore roots and charitable contribution to the public that made you this machine you never were meant to be…..cuz you were destined to work the resort kitchen bitch, singing in church on Sundays….and you know it…..

Why I’m directing a post to Rihanna like that high school drop out knows how to read is beyond me…

Here’s the video with fake british accent paparazzi broadcaster….to make the whole experience more complete…

Rihanna’s been on this sex icon kick for a while, I guess it was all part of her three year marketing plan someone who wasn’t a high school drop out teen prostitute crafted for her.

From my perspective they were put her out as a pop good girl to get into the mind of the youth, then she got beat up, propelling her to the next level with sympathy from everyone, paving the way for her comeback as an empowered, I don’t need a man to define me or own me, I just need my pussy and my tits, and I’ll be the boss of them, leading to this phase of her career that is songs about the smell of sex, and topless twitter pics….It’s all a machine controlled by many, and unfortunately those many don’t just release her getting sodomized on the size of a Barbadian road by all the dudes who wouldn’t give her the time of day growing up, cuz she sucked then and sucks now.

Who cares.

Here’s a video of her rolling around in her underwear for Armani….

When Rihanna posted this picture she left us with these inspiring words of wisdom….

“Come Here Rude Bwoy”….

Then she posted this picture of her I’m guess blowing out smoke along with these inspiring words of wisdom…..

“Red lipstick all on da paper”

It is safe to say….that if you drop out of high school at 14 to be a prostitute…that you leverage into a pop career…your life experiences will give you all the knowledge you really need to come across as an intelligent member of society….and by intelligent member of society I mean retard gutter trash that is fucking lucky she’s a millionaire performer cuz otherwise she’d be sucking cock at truck stops to pay for her baby formula….Seriously…I’m glad she’s an icon to our youth…

I love the stories of Rihanna and Chris Brown getting back together…not because I believe in forgiving and forgetting…but because I believe that the next time they have a blow out fight cuz of her jealous Bajan hustle, it’ll end in murder suicide….

I know this Rihanna / Chris Brown shit is just to toy with the media…it probably always was….he got to harden up his image and prove that the world doesn’t hate wife beaters…while she got sympathy from everyone…..

Whenever I see battered women, weak and unable to live without their “man”, escape their man…only to run back to their man….or dudes who let their women cheat on them and beg their forgiveness and promise things will change only have it again….I get happy but that’s just cuz these broken women are my porn…easy to fuck while weighed down with all their emotional damage….without damaged women I’d be a virgin….thanks to damaged women….I probably have AIDS….Thanks unstable bitches and the unprotected anal we’ve enjoyed together.

Rihanna is marketing herself as a sex icon, which is nice for the teenage girls who idolize her, but even nicer for the guys who get to jerk off to the teenage girls who idolize her….cuz ever since she’s leaked her nude pics, she’s managed to produce songs, performances, and pretty much make everything she does about sex…..

The one thing she hasn’t been able to figure out is how to post a decent sized half naked pic to twitter…cuz these behind the scenes Esquire shoot pics….are lacking….but for some reason I’m still posting it…probably for for the foot fetishists….

Fuck Rihanna. She’s garbage and I can prove it….cuz her daddy was a garbage man….true story….I have Bajan insiders who hate her.

I don’t know what’s going on here with Rihanna’s titties in a dress she wore to a fashion show…but I know that I like it…even if said titties are totally out of proportion with the rest of her…namely her thighs and ankles…and even if said titties probably hang like a set of pecs on a tranny who hasn’t got implants yet, but who is instead countin on some hormone therapy to make him a woman….and that’s not to say Rihanna’s a dude, or a tranny….it’s to say her tits aren’t the best and that doesn’t mean I don’t like her willingness to let us see her tits and nipple rings in picture almost as much as I like her willingness to get beat the fuck up by dudes for press….She’s a versatile titty artist….now I just wish her music was as interesting since it is always on the fucking radio polluting my brain….

Here’s a real fucking amazing scandal everyone should stop their shitty lives and give a shit about….

Rihanna was in the same club as Chris Brown…a dude she made beat her up to advance her career in exchange of pay-off….or maybe who she just made beat her up cuz Bajan women are apparently insane according to my Bajan friends…..and Drake…a dude she’s apparently been fucking…and I’m sure it’s not the first time Rihanna’s teenage whore turned popstar pussy has been in the same room as two guys who have fucked her, I mean everytime she hangs with her dad and brother over the holidays it happens…I’m just joking I don’t know if she even has a brother, let alone a brother who fucks her….and I only care cuz she’s in a hot outfit….probably to parade around her ex lovers to try and make them jealous, while they are likely fucking way hotter bitches, but in her mind they haven’t got shit on her cuz they aren’t Rihanna….and she’s Rihanna…so take that…..

Happy Black History Month….Here’s the clip…

Here’s the Rest of the Pics

I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life…..

Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her….

The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!!

Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious…

On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…

I appreciate that Rihanna is being her own paparazzi….cuz the paparzzi fucking suck and the more these famous bitches promote themselves through hot pics…giving them the smut for free….the happier I am as a guy with a blog…cuz I’m not about to pay a motherfucker for this shit….

I guess what I’m saying here is Thanks Rihanna for being so cool….keep up the half naked pics…cuz they make me happy and it is all about me…

But seriously – bitch needs to update her camera – she’s worse than my at taking pics…and she could have all the free cameras she desires…but instead chooses her free phone she got on contract back in barbados or some shit…who cares

Rihanna’s wearing some silver bathing suit that I like to pretend represents her status in the world…you know second rate, but the truth is the bitch won the fucking lottery and when you factor in her level of talent….it really brings that first place winner now a millionaire celebrity point home….And the good news is I like staring at bitches in bikinis….so it all works out in the end….and unfortunately…this is the only currency I have….cuz I’m the real loser in all this…but I do it anyway…and that’s ok…

Here are some shots she put up on twitter like a good girl seeking attention

I saw these pictures of Rihanna earlier…around the time I realized I didn’t care about these pictures of Rihanna….because smoking weed, whether she posts it to twitter or not…is not impressive…hardcore…crazy…or bad…if she was smoking meth out of a coke can while dude was cumming in her face as another one was cumming in her ass…her drug story may have a bit of a hook…but wandering around hawaii not naked, noth even half naked, just wearing a tight dress doesn’t quite cut it for me…unless you count posting pics along with captions saying how not a big deal they are counts as caring….which I have a feeling it does…reminding me I shoulda killed myself yesterday on Blue Monday…I’m such a failure…

Along with being a dumpy, pot smoking, bajan with a level of talent that doesn’t deserve her success, Rihanna is also an underwear model for Armani…. WE ALREADY POSTED THESE PICS OF HER DOING IT….so we were well aware of that fact…you know since this is the unofficial Rihanna fan club…but more importanlty…because WE SAW THE VIDEO ……

Welll it turns out here are more, and these are the recently released pics from the Armani Facebook Page….I’d rather see her getting fisted.