Here’s Geri Halliwell showing off her big old tits in a lovely dress all fancy like it’s old lady prom….an old lady prom I’d like to be at cuz apparently old ladies put out easier than high school girls…even though high school girls are pretty easy…and really who cares it’s just a set of fucking pictures that luckily out perform Rosario Dawson’s face at the same event……
Here’s Rosario Dawson’s face looking fucking weird…unlike any Rosario Dawson face I’ve seen before….What the fuck did she do to it? I guess I’ll just never get coke whore squatters turned famous thanks to the movie KIDS…literally and figuratively….
I like Rosario Dawsom cuz she spent the better part of her illegal immigrant youth squatting in some abandoned building like a homeless person, before Harmony Korine swept her up, the way pedophiles obsessed with kids fucking do, and cast her for KIDS as the 14 year old in the pool, in her bra with hard nipples, nipples that the world has fallen in love with despite how much her horse head has grown over the years. at least that’s why she tells the media, cuz saying she’s 4th generation middle class is way less marketable…and really who needs marketability when you have a set of tits that you are willing to show off cuz you aren’t nothing more than a New York city, rich and famous, coke whore….here are the pics….
In more interesting news, Leah Remini was also at the premiere – she used the opportunity to showcaase her new Asian face…you know have a coming out party for it or something equally ridiculous…
I bet when they were living in the housing projects on the wrong side of the tracks, neither Michelle Rodriguez or Rosario Dawson new what Cannes was, I mean except for getting 5 cents when you pick them out of the garbage and return them to the store. Look at them now, living the glamourous, luxury dream….
In muslim countries, this is considered porn. This level of exposure will get every man in the town into a frenzy, lookin for the nearest goat to fuck.
In America…or really anywhere else in the world, it’s not porn. It’s hardly even erotic. It’s almost standard. Meaning this bitch needs to step up her game, cuz unless she’s trying to target the muslim audience, since they are going to take over the world and she’s aiming for a good position, she better take a few layers off cuz this is dull as shit…which is probably a bad ANALogy cuz sometimes shit can be exciting…especially when it’s on some ghetto prostitutes face after you’re done with her….a ghetto prostitute Rosario Dawson probably knows cuz she grew up with her in the same immigrant abandoned building their families squatted in….
She needs to remember where she’s from, who she is and what got her where she is…She’s got to look at the gutter drug addicted trash she grew up with and realize that she’s lost herself and that there’s a middle ground where everyone would be happy…and that’s her starring in some throat-fucking sex tape cuz that’s what America finds erotic these days and Rosario Dawson’s job is to keep things on a sex-based level.
Here are the pics that may make you fuck your neighbor’s dog if you’re Muslim and not allowed to jerk off or fuck. Enjoy.
When I was a child, I always dreamt about going horseback riding, but I was too poor and deprived to figure it out, I can only assume every guy Rosario Dawson has ever had sex with has had the same childhood dream that was never materialized …because that’s the only way I can believe that anyone would get down with her…except maybe for her big tits, long legs, and the fact that guys will pretty much fuck anything, whether it is on TV or in the movies, good looking or not….But I can still point and laugh as she’s not blowing up my phone for my dick.
Rosario Dawson is some gutter hispanic chick who was born to teenage parents, lived as a squatter, was found by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine at 15 where they figured they’d hire her to get into her bra and panties for their movie and no one would care if she got half naked at 15, because her parents couldn’t really sue them cuz they were broke ass, and why would they, 15 was the age they were making babies, and maybe this will open doors, which I guess it did….cuz now she is a big star, with big tits and a big head kinda like a hispanic horse coming to get her whore, coked up ass ridden into the sunset on…and I only call her a coked up whore because that’s what this hispanic girl who grew up in her hood told me…
Part of me likes Rosario Dawson…I don’t know if it is because she looks like a monkey and I’ve always wanted a pet monkey, or that she’s got tits, or maybe its the fact that she used to live in the ghetto squatting in houses when she was a poor little immigrant, before being cast in the movie Kids when she was just a teenager in her panties, before she became a New York scenester cokewhore…but now she’s helping the community at some charity event, that could actually be her doing community service, and who really cares, bitch is busty and if busty is good enough for charity or community service, it’s good enough for me…
Rosario Dawson who was known to have fatty tits, seems to have fatty everything else. Maybe she’s staring in some movie about a fat chick, or maybe she’s just let herself go cuz she’s found love and is dating this motherfucker. She’s not disgusting just yet, at least not on the surface, for all I know she could have a rotting cunt, like the stripper I had my way with last night who although had a doughy stomach made for mother’s of three and an ass that looked like a burn victim and smelled like a septic tank, her tits were spectacular. Only difference is my stripper knew how to dance, while Rosario Dawson just sits there lookin like she’s made it, forgetting her roots as a poor immigrant squatting in NYC, unfortunately not the kind of squatting I can masturbate to….
Here she is in her bikini…
Even her boyfriend is shocked how fat his chick’s ass has gotten….he’s thinkin’ that someone’s gotta stop feeding her and it’s not gonna be him cuz he’s too busy riding her coattails and fuckin’ her wallet.
And here’s her friend’s ass….
And here are some boring pictures of Rosario Dawson and her boyfriend walking….if you’re not too into the bikini pictures above….
I wasn’t invited to the Fourth Annual Women and Leadership conference, but Rosario Dawson was asked to attend this feminist shit, because I guess no one else answered their calls, considering her career involves being a Hollywood slut and has done nothing much for leadership, other than telling one of the dudes she’s fucking that they need more coke, but maybe I don’t represent the ideal feminist, and just can’t relate to them or understand their logic,maybe I am what feminists are against and part of the reason they have been holding Women and Leadership conferences the last four years, coincidentally the same amount of time I’ve been writing this site, but I think it’s perfectly normal to look at these pictures and try to look up Rosario Dawson’s skirt, I mean who really cares what she’s saying, we care about her pussy, so unless it’s her pussy’s doin’ the talkin, I’m not listening. I mean if girls used their vaginas as puppets and made them lips mouth the words coming out of their mouths, I’m sure we’d actually listen to them and we wouldn’t need this whole feminist movement. I guess the only way to find out is if you ladies out there start practicing in front of your mirror and cameras because I want video evidence in the next 24 hours to see if my theory is right.
This post has been brought to you in part by Sam Ronson.
Rosario Dawson’s dress is like a window into her big fuckin’ tits. They remind me of the times I’ve tried to get girls to press their tits against their car passenger window as they drive by me on the highway, or the time I got my wife to press her tits up against the glass shower door when washing one year when we were on vacation and she was only fractionally as fat as she is today, before breaking the fuckin’ thing off the fuckin’ hinges. It reminds me of a highschool party I went to when I was 30 and all the girls were drunk and treating me like a fuckin’ star because I bought them alcohol when no one else would and the dudes at the party told me that the girls were flashing people out of the living room window but by the time I got there, the cops already showed up and were breaking things up. It was a time when I felt like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and all the other celebrity party hosts, only instead of getting paid 40k to be the guest at a club, I paid 40 dollars on a couple cases of beer. Either way, here are Rosario Dawson’s amazing tits.
New York coke slut Rosario Dawson seems to have given up on cocaine and taken up eating, because in these pictures her stomach is quickly catching up to her big tits. It’s not really her fault, she’s got Puerto Rican roots and all those Puerta Ricans end up fat and breast feeding their 15 babies. The truth is that I’ve been watching her career since she was 16 because I had a thing for seeing dudes fuck drugged up passed out girls with Aids and Kids was really the only movie at the time that delivered and to get to that part of the movie, I had to fast forward past Rosario Dawson’s underwear pool hopping scene. At least she’s got skinny legs.
I do like the fact that she’s hosing herself down like the hog that she is, but mainly because I have a thing for girls who shower, since my wife doesn’t and even if she tries, she either gets stuck or misses her crucial parts that need cleaning because she can’t reach, like her ass. It’s one of those you like what you don’t have situations.
Speaking of showers, I woke up today and saw that it was raining outside, so decided to take advantage and take a homeless shower, where you basically stand outside and thank god for giving you his natural water supply that is free and try your best to get as wet as possible because if you pull it off proper, you not only clean yourself but the clothes you are wearing, buying you a couple weeks of less stink. I also like to take advantage of peepin’ on the girls who get caught in a homeless shower unintentionally, and end up with wet shirts, hard nipples and make-up running all down their faces like they’ve been crying all day. It brings me joy.
Joy that big tits just don’t bring to me. They just aren’t enough to get excited over a chick in a bikini. I need more. Maybe I’m gay that could be why this post is hard to read and all over the fucking place, but I think that’s got more to do with my laziness to edit this shit.
How’s this for fucking boring. Rosario Dawson who is a big breasted girl who I want to see in a bikini or naked is at the beach. Only her kind of beach involves not wearing a fucking bikini and some summer dress that reminds me of hanging by the pool at the luxury Old Folk’s home I used to do the landscaping at….
The highlight of these pictures are when the summer dress rides up her ass like it was her thong, but even that makes these pics not worth posting. But having no editorial standards and being lazy has left me no choice but to follow through…a lot like how Rosario Dawson didn’t pull through in these pics…
Point of the story is that seeing a girl with great potential not pull through on the beach by wearing what is equally as bad as a snowsuit is like running into your highschool valedictorian and learning he’s become a crackhead, it’s like finding out the hottest girl who you wanted to bag all your life got fat, it’s like finding out that you are adopted, it’s like finding out that your girlfriend has been sleeping with your best friend the last 2 years of your relationship, it’s like having a one night stand the night you lose your virginity and finding out you got AIDS, it’s like
It’s safe to say it’s one of life’s great disappointments….and bitch isn’t even that hot…it’s just the principle….
I am all for girls rocking cleavage shirts because I am a pervert and this site has given me a keen eye for spotting nipple slips. I was standing outside a bar, hoping a drunk guy who came out for a cigarette and accidentally drop his wallet the other day, and a group of hot chicks walked out with low cut shirts on, I guess it’s in style to show off your rack and I am not really complaining. One of them conveniently dropped something and when she went to pick it up her shirt dropped and I saw full fucking massive tit, while the other guys next to me missed it. It reminded me of when I was 12 and my foster mother used to come give me talks about God before I went to bed. She’d be in her night gown while I’d be lying in bed. She’d bend over to tuck me in, full tit exposed and I’d totally get a boner and jerk off to it the second she walked out. I always got scared that God was watching me, then I realized that if he was, he was a total pedophile and I might as well give him a good performance, because let’s face it, if I get him to get off when I was 12 only good things would be coming to me….I was wrong…
I am guessing that these celebrities are thinking the same thing, they are advertising their tits at some exclusive black tie event I wasn’t invited to, so that people like us fall into their booby trap…get it..I am so witty and that is good enough for you to start your day to….you’re welcome…
Jessica Simpson May Be Busted But Her Tits are Fucking Huge
Lohan May Be Distracting Us From Her Cocaine Video, But At Least She’s Doing it Properly, this shit will even get Disney to Sign Her Again
Salma Hayek is Pregnant and Full of Milk and That’s Pretty Much What I Wish All My Diet Consisted Of…
Jennifer Garner is Post-Pregancy and Her Tits Have Dried Up, But I’d Still Try To Get the Last Drops Out of Her
Rose McGowan has Always Had Hot Tits
Christina Ricci May Look Old and Beat Up and Her Tits May Have Been Reduced But She’s Still Packin’ Heat.
Scarlett Johannson Still Has Tits and I am Still Lookin’ At Them
Julianne Moore is the First Fire Crotch I Ever Saw in a Movie and Will Always Hold a Warm Place in My Heart for Proving that Myth Isn’t a Myth….
Rosario Dawson’s Tits Look Small But Small Titis are Tits Too…
Juliette Lewis is a Crackhead and Crackheads Don’t Have Tits, But She’s Still Trying…
I Don’t Really Give a Fuck About Mischa Barton But Whatever This is Still Cleavage…
Alicia Keys Has a Hairy Chest, So I Don’t Know If She Counts, But Even Men With Tits Count in Your World, Cuz You Are Desperate…
A few new ones…
I think Ivanka Trump Looks Awesome….I’d wallet-fuck her…
Karolina Kurkova Models Bikinis and I like Bikinis, Especially when they are on me, I feel so pretty…
Gisele isn’t with Victoria’s Secret Anymore, She’s Not a Hot as She Used To Be, But She Has Done A Lot in Her Panties and That Pretty Much Redeems Her….
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