I have done a lot of posts on Shauna Sand over the years….because she’s a tormented divorcee who loves attention and who really milked her Playboy fame into motherhood after marrying some joke of an actor….that is fun to laugh at as she tries to get noticed….

She spent his money and lived a life of a stripper….at least in appearancee before deciding late in her career to finally release a sex tape I had the exclusive on – with one of her male escorts she hired from euro modeling agencies….too many years too late….that didn’t end up having much impact on anything she did…leading to their break-up…and the world being reminded of how gross her pussy is…….

She has since replaced her porn boy toy with a new male escort she gets from europe…..that she banged on a public beach…..early in may..

Here is the email the paparazzi sent me last night trying to make as much money as they can off these…..I couldn’t afford to buy them….

taken in early May in St Barts. Shauna Sand fornicating on the public beach with her boy toy. Pics are taken legally and with consent from Shauna and the dude. They are available at per picture rates if you’re interested. Please let me know

The fact they have consent, obviosuly cuz she probably paid them for this, as part of her marketing campaign, makes it far less interesting, but if I didnt’ post it, I wouldn’t be doing what I am here to do, which is celebrate these attention seeking trashcans trying to stay relevant and get reality shows thru sex….20 years too late…a misguided professional dancer who lived in Paris only to become this….my kind of girl…Garbage….

This is fascinaing to me – I have been following Shauna Sand for a while – because I am weird like that – the kind of guy fascinated with bottom of the barrel, last week’s kitchen garbage no one wants or in this case Playboy’s kitchen garbage from the 90s….

I’ve always wondered how her daughter with Lorenzo Lamas was going to turn out…..she’s probably 16 now, so when I started she was 8….and I didn’t know if her mother humiliated her, as Shauna Sand would humiliate you if she was your mom…..you know exposing her FLESHY DEAD LOOKING VAGINA IN A SEX TAPE WITH A MALE ESCORT SHE CARTED AROUND 10 YEARS LATER THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE or all the walking around half naked, in whore shoes,

I didn’t know whether the daughter, a product of divorce, would be a prude, rebelling against her mom’s way, or if she’d follow her lead and walk around in heels and a thong for the world to stare at her confused…trying to understand what hey just experienced….

I guess this pic answers that question I had….and I’m pretty glad things worked out this way….

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I don’t know what’s scarier…Shauna Sand and all her plastic surgery, looking like some kind of living corpse walking around in stripper clothes…..or the fact that she pays male escorts who are likely gay and from a modeling agency to escort her around like she’s some hot piece of ass they crave…mainly cuz her pussy smells like a giant asshole and she’s got a good budget and promises of paparazzi exposure…or the fact she’s a mom to daughters who will grow up with her as an role model…or the fac that she has a SEX TAPE ….that someone actually paid her to do….or the fact that I jerked off to her video…

I’m thinking all are equally amazing….cuz she’s a joke, she’s a novelty act, she’s an atttention seeking whore who did playboy decades ago and she’s one my nobodies to watch fuck so I suggest you GET THE SEX TAPE HERE IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME if you’re not a broke ass loser…..which I’m sure you are….

Here is Shauna Sand hanging out with her old lady stripper body, stupid fake its, and a stack of money she got from either making porn with male prostitutes she staged as being leaked in hopes of getting a bit of a career going like she was a Kardashian 10 years too late , savings from doing nude photoshoots over 2 decades ago, escorting cuz that’s what people who look like this normally do, all plastic and scary and willing to fuck…despite how scary their vaginas look….or alimony from her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas…

Her hair less blonde…a lot more sublte, maybe she’s officially society and not the spic trash we all assumed she was…..but I know classy, toned down or not, her vagina is probably just as dead…

I’ve been keeping tabs on her for a long time …I even had the EXCLUSIVE on her Sex Tape ….and I think these pics are a glorious addition to my Shauna Sand archives…She’s amazing now BUY THE SEX TAPE – IT IS WORTH IT …..

She’s got some of the scariest vaginas in the world….

I have seen her SEX TAPE

I have been to that dark place and apparently so has this guy…I mean assuming he’s not just a pretty boy gay escort she’s imported from Europe to replace the other one…who finds fucking a bitch living off her ex-husband’s soap money way better than fucking dirty old men…even if dirty old men have better contained man pussies…despite decades of inserting large objects inside themselves…cuz Shauna Sand’s pussy is that fucked up…while the rest of her is on some mutated human barbie doll kick…that could make for a great horror movie character…but who needs horror movie characters when the real horror movie is her fucking sex tape…

Either way, here she is “getting head” and posing on the beach, cuz she loves the beach, she even chose her stripper name after the beach and pays the paparazzi for this kind of bikini pic marketing…we’re just no sure what she’s marketing…I guess just aiming for attention…or maybe another sex tape is on its way since it is the only work she gets…

And really, plastic, scary, mutated vagina or not, I’m just happy she’s not fat….

I always thought that there was no way Shauna Sand’s pretty boy escorts were straight. I just assumed they were male prostitutes who were getting paid minimal, but more than working their local bathhouse, to live the good life on beaches with her, occassionally holding her hand to make us think they are so in love….when really we’re thinking “I wonder how hard this is gonna fuck up her kids”…

But then I saw the Sex Tape and realized the pretty boy immigrants actually fuck her on camera, which doesn’t mean they aren’t gay, since her vagina is questionable, meaty and possibly an empty ballsack, but it does mean they are pretty committed to their jobs…even though we all know we’d fuck this plastic big silly like the sex doll she looks and moves like…despite how vile she may be…and that’s the end of this post.

Either way, here’s he Shauna Sand monster doing all she knows how to do…

I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina. It was like some action adventure tourism into an unknown scary place. Like a journey through space, encountering some scary alien shit….or maybe like going through some ancient tomb and coming across some mummified corpse…like you were indiana jones motherfucker….or even like some detective working a horrible murder case… murder case…and unforunately…like all vaginas…that don’t have a dick…even if they look like an empty ballsack….I’d still fuck it…both with my tongue, unprotected dick and fingers…cuz I am a pervert….

So here is her hot enough tanned body that does nothing but age gracefully and classy through a middle aged porn career…post a youthful playboy career….that lead to having some bad plastic surgery, bad fake tits and bad bad bad mom pussy…

Here she is in a bikini doing nothing, as she does, but I prefer her doing
sex with immigrant male prostitute in video for money….

I don’t know what it is, but I take great joy in watching Shauna Sand doing the mose menial, useless things….from her useless career, her useless porno, her useless tits, her useless teenage male hooke boyfriends, her useless parenting, her useless publicity stunts, just always make me laugh….

It’s like this sack of shit of a woman trying to be sexy, but accidentally turned herself into a scary clown, unable to make a dollar, unable to keep custody of her kids, unable to even successfully do porn cuz she waited til her pussy was dead and black…at least that’s what it looked like in the Shauna Sand Sex Tape attempt….and she just makes me feel good about my shitty life…

So thank you Shauna Sand. You whore.

For some reason I think this night ended up in a hotel room that smelled of death, decay, fish and afterbirth.

If you’ve ever seen Shauna Sands pussy get fucked , you’ll know that I’m right.

She’s a bottom feeding, dying for attention, mom of 3, who just last year finally got into porn, after decades of vaginal abuse, and we should embrace that, cuz it’s better than seeing girls get out of porn and addiction to become Christians, I like a slow and gradual fall into the gutter.

Shauna Sand is not a big part of my life…but…I am just amazed by a big part of her body…her pussy…

I don’t think that makes sense, but I’ve seen her Sex Tape in action, actually I was the first to leak it to the internet, in her quest to be famous, or at least more famous, than being some stripper dressed slut who was once in Playboy who is probably going to have some really fucked up kids when they grow up, you know thanks to her mom fuckin male prostitutes on camera to really solidify her position in the entertainment world and the whole thing is so weird…but not as weird as her fucking plastic surgery ravaged face…

It’s only fair, you know considering dude has to pretend to date this monster, and dude is probably shooting another sex tape with this monster, which means sticking his dick inside her scary, black, gaping pussy because that’s the only pay day the bitch has had, I mean other than when her soap star ex husband cuts her child support checks….cuz you know she’s such an involved and focused parent, an idol and inspiration to her kids, a role model as to what they shouldn’t do with their bodies, a reminder of their mom’s hooking to give them life luxuries so they don’t have to hook everytime she steps out of the house, going to clubs or laying on the beach half naked with multiple boy toys she hires to be her companion…

Hopefully, some of her time is spend analyzing her sex tape’s performance….to figure out how to do better next time around…cuz you know there’s going to be another one…cuz you can’t be a whore crying for attention without one.

I call this a pornstar in denial….No she’s not in denial, she should just be denied the opportunity to do porn…She’s the kind of bitch who shows up at the audition with a vagina on her face, that could probably double as one, cuz based on the dead animal in her panties, it probably would be the safer alternative, and more importantly just as fucking numb.

You gotta see her sex tape – It’s hilarious…….

I don’t understand what inspired this staged photoshoot with Shauna Sand, I mean other than the fact that she’s hungry for attention because I can only assume she’s got another sex tape coming out and that her black dead vagina is ready to play in a sex tape….cuz she’s gone from Playboy to Pornstar, it only took 20 years…but I do know that seeing her posing with various bikini bottoms is fucking hilarious, I’m thinking this is some trash whore bikini company paying the only pussy desperate enough to take that kind of product placement money….but then again this is hollywood – they are all desperate for money…Shauna Sand is just affordable…and here is her pretty hot body – as plastic as it may be , it’d try to taste it if I could….but I’m just a pervert who finds this kind of shit prestige…

I’ve been covering Shauna Sand and her really weird looking existence for a pretty long time now….I had the official exclusive of her Bottom Feeding Sex Tape ….I released her vile, dead looking animal looking vagina, which you’d probably expect based on her face and history as a ballerina turned pornstar due to daddy issues story….and here she is in a bikini staged pictures that are interchangeable with all her other staged bikini pictures….that could even be the same bikini as her bikini pictures of yesteryear, the only thing that’s different is the French Male Escort who is clearly gay and on salary that she’s got carrying her purse…

For some reason, she’s using the same PR strategy, even though she’s tried this already and still hasn’t sold out her shitty euro fag dance music album , it has hardly workled….but I guess it’s worked enough for her low standards….cuz people are talking about her…and here are the bikini pics…that bore me…even though she’s definitely some kind of well built science experiment that deserves her own show on Discovery….

Who cares about this low level pornstar……especially since she’s on repeat…well based on this post…I guess I do…that depresses me.

I know this is yesterday’s news…and I posted this in my stepLINKS, but as the official promoter of the Shauna Sand Sex Tape, I figured I needed to make a post of the shit…because it is really shit…such shit I can’t believe it even happened…but the world is full of bottom feeders…and Europe is always into bad music…so I can assume this will be the biggest shit to hit Ibiza this summer…and probably the post hysterical…

I mean why the fuck is she saying sex, fuck, fornicate in french….trying to get as much attention singing about her sex tape, hoping to get a few more sales of it, cuz that’s all the work she gets and it doesn’t even pay the bills..

I think a Ballad to her broken vagina would have been more fitting…

Shauna Sand is a great mother….Here she is taking her kids out to the pumpkin patch…something a mother who doesn’t care would never do…unless maybe she knew hundred of paparazzi were there and she was a total attention craving prostitute who made a career as an exhibitionist both before and after she turned herself into a horrible looking monster with a dead fucking vagina…

I have no idea what’s going to happen to her kids, I do know that having a disgusting sex tape with one of her many houseboy’s she imports from european modeling agencies, along with stupid tits and outfits….and pretty much being a novelty act everyone laughs at…is bound to do some serious damage and I think it’s gonna be fun to watch….and that’s probably one of the reason why I track Shauna Sand’s every move…and push her disgusting pussy getting fucked in her Sex Tape that I did jerk off to twice to see if I could….the other reason is pretty much having nothing else to do.

I want to see the video of how this shit went down…was it a girl’s gone wild situation…where the paps egg her on, or was it just her way to get noticed like a college girl..30 years too late….and the whole thing is amazing…