I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was….
The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard…
So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….
There’s just something about Sophie Monk that I can’t get enough of. Sure she’s a useless whore who can’t get work who latches on anything she can to get noticed..
Her meal ticket cheated on her with Paris Hilton a long time ago, and I’m pretty sure that left her with herpes and since then she was just filler who walks around Hollywood and people take pictures of when they don’t have better people to take pictures of…
She has tried really hard to become famous from nude scenes, to scandals, to staged bikini pictures, but for some reason nothing ever sticks, except maybe her herpes, since that shit is for life…but that’s more reason to like her…she’s hungry and she looks good and is the exact person I would pretend I was a producer to get in her pants…and it would work…even though I look homeless and smell like piss…..
Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint Sophie Monk and her big vagina, not that herpes have ever stopped me before, but it’s always nice to remind everyone before they jerk off to her newest festish pics, which are of her bruised up, beat up, near death, crippled body that’s easy to rape cuz it can’t run the fuck away.
Bonus – Here’s about as close as I can get to where her pubic hair should be if she didn’t murder it, like Benji Madden murdered her vagina…I guess it’s nice to see she’s not letting that stop her…
I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…
That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….
Sophie Monk is filming a pilot called “Bigger Than Paris”. I assume she’s talking about her pussy because last time I checked, her Good Charlotte boyfriend left her for Paris Hilton and I’ve never heard about of a man dumping a woman or leaving a woman for someone with a bigger pussy.
I guess this is Sophie Monk’s passive aggressive away for getting back at Paris for giving her herpes indirectly and more importantly stealing her meal ticket fiance who she used to try to make it in the American market….
It’s clearly a joke or a desperate attempt for attention that will obviously fail but failure is something she’s gotta be used to by now….and I guess that, coupled with the herpes is what makes Sophie Monk and I soul mates,
It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday.
The last time I got off to calf porn, I was watching 6 baby cows were breast feeding off some lactating whore with a salt lick inserted in her meaty fucking pussy. It wasn’t some Australian piece of shit nobody in short leggings who is only famous in the USA because she fucked some band member of some band I don’t know why is famous only to have him leave her for Paris Hilton leaving her forced to try all the tricks in Hollywood to get famous from getting naked in movies, to having the paparazzi follow her around to her latest idea which must be to be the only living muppet in America because as time goes on she looks more and more like something Jim Hansen invented to jerk off to…only unlike her felt and wire counterpart, this bitch has no talent, little kids don’t flock to her and her song and dance, all she really has going for her is herpes and not just any herpes…the Paris Hilton strain….which isn’t really saying much about her talent other than that she doesn’t use condoms…which I guess is good enough for me….here are the pics…
Here is Sophie Monk rubbing up on Santa Claus like he was one of the Good Charlotte sisters because I guess she misses the touch of another man, or maybe because ever has fond memories of a man dressed in a Santa suit sneaking in her bedroom late on Christmas Eve, only to take off her little panties and have his way with her, telling her not to tell anyone, because it was their little secret because she’s been such a good girl all year and she’s Santa’s favorite, not realizing that it was just her creepy dad molesting her on the one night he knew he could get away with it, since everyone knows Santa doesn’t exist and her story would lose all credibility before it started..or maybe it is because the dude in the Santa suit is the Executive General Manager of V Airlines and she figures she’ll be able to fly home for cheap anytime she needs when she has no money cuz she can’t get work cuz she’s in with him….and none of this is the point of the post…
The point of the post is that my photographer friend told me that when you see someone in this stance, with their hands on their hips and elbows pointed outwards, they are trying to hide the fact that they gained weight. It’s like people see their elbows and ignore their waistline. It is the oldest trick in the fucking book to make themselves look thinner, to hide the fact that they have a gut, thanks to a Good Charlotte internal cumshot that’s left a baby growing inside them that they refuse to abort because they think it means security, stability and it is the best revenge for him leaving her for Paris Hilton before crawling back to her one lonely night in Australia…
Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt….
Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of felt, fake hair and a wild imagination, anything can fucking happen, even Sophie Monk.
The only reason I post on her is because I like the fact that her fiance, who is probably the lamest motherfucker in the music industry, ditched her for fucking Paris Hilton, that’s seriously fucking insulting and seeing her struggle to get attention by calling the paparazzi, getting in bikins and all that shit, because it turns out he was her strategy to get in the magazines before, is even funnier than the fact that she got Paris Hiton’s herpes all over her twat….
You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean…
Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk looking like real shit in Australia at some event.
I’m guess she was up all night tending to the Paris Hilton herpe scabs on Good Charlotte’s dick because he came crawling back to her after breaking her heart by leaving her for Paris Hilton only to have Paris Hilton leave him for some other dude, making him realize what he had and lost in some serious emo pussy bullshit true love he found in Sophie Monk.
Pretty much giving Sophie Monk little choice but to go back to him, because that’s just what losers do and because dating him was good for her career, it actually got her work and noticed, unlike her own desperate publicity stunt attempts, all for reasons I don’t understand, since I don’t even get how the Good Charlottes have money, work or fans to begin with, let alone the power to make a decent lookin chick more relevant, but I guess that’s just the way Hollywood is….and here are th pics…not that anyone cares…she’s pretty much done….
I guess those pictures weren’t too hot of Sophie Monk since she normally looks like a muppet I’d like to fuck, despite the smell of Paris Hilton in her pussy, so I figured I’d throw these recent pics up of her legs to compensate for whatever the fuck went on at that event she was at…..
Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent.
I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing…
Sophie Monk is still crying for attention and I like it. It’s like my very own Katy Perry song only way more interesting to look at. I only woke up a few minutes ago, I have no stories for you just now, I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to my 58 year old, crazy immigrant coffee and sandwich man tell me about how he was up all night and didn’t have a chance to shower because he just figured out what the internet is and spent the night jerking off to gangbang porn. Not normally a conversation you wanna have before eating a sandwich he made you for free, but beggars can’t be choosers and it was a great sandwich in case you were wondering. A lot like Sophie Monk’s pussy, you know it has herpes thanks to Paris Hilton, but that’s not gonna stop you from smelling it’s aroma or tasting it’s lovely sauce…
Here’s a leaked clip of topless scene from some Sophie Monk movie called “The Hills Run Red”. The shit that is clearly shit because it is being distributed straight to DVD and via digital download tomorrow is most likely the final nail in the coffin that is her career.
I also like to think it is part of the reason why she has been running around, showing her nipples in bathing suits and paying off paparazzi to follow her, because anyone who agrees to be in this kind of shit, knows that their career has got to the point of bottom feeding. When the only work you get is low budget horror movies that require you to be naked the end is pretty much already happened and she knows she better fuckin’ act fast on the PR front, and I’m not complaining cuz I like watching the demise mainly because seeing hot chicks struggle after thinking they had the world in their hand is like porn to me, especially when they are half naked during that realization, even if they have sloppy flat asses if the rest of them is decent to look at, but ideally this story ends in in sex tapes. I guess only time will tell….
