Stacy Keibler’s finally hanging out with the cool kids…provided you are in your 40s and thing Cindy Crawford and the dude who knocked up and married Cindy Crawford are the cool kids….something I think Keibler is pretty proud of…you know paparazzi on her at their Cabo cool kid in their 40s compound….drinking drinks on the beach…not getting in bikinis….cuz cool kid 40 year olds like to cover up the damage from child birth…it is the cool thing to do…and all she had to do was give her vagina to George Clooney….sleeping you’re way to the top is amazing competitive advantage for girls….and I wish I could actually sleep my way to the top cuz I’m tired as fuck….and need more money…

So George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler to his Mexcio palace and she isn’t even walking around in heels and a bikini like the groupie whore who is out for herself trying to get knocked up by him in order to live the good life she clearly fucking is….It’s like if you’re gonna get an ex wrestler with great legs and a hot ass down to Mexico, you’re also going to have her suite filled with bikini of various levels of revealing, I mean unless you’re a queer and just into her company and the media attention she garners….which would possibly explain a lot about this George Clooney character….

I was looking for a video of Stacy Keibler doing some video game promotions in spandex, where the camera man got up in her ass nice and good giving us a great angle you know so we really grasp how effective the videogame is, but I found this ghetto ass video of her giving holiday diet advice and I’m not even sure if it is actually her, because she doesn’t mention anything about faking being on birth control so that you can get knocked up by an A-List actor and spend the rest of your life….set for life….

Then I found the video of her doing some Video Game shit in some Tight clothes….and forgot all about the above video….because her groupie wrestling ass makes it obsolete…

Stacy Keibler is wearing a tight black dress and showing off her legs George Clooney wants us to believe he wears as a scarf, because there is a strong chance he is more into scarfs for fashion purposes, you know to accent his outfit while singing show tunes with his boys in his Italian Villa….you know all gay like that….cuz only gay guys wear scarfs for fashion…I mean unless it is cold outside then it is every man for his own….you versus the elements and sexuality doesn’t come into play…and the real issue is why I’m not focusing on Keibler wrestling legs….maybe I’m the kind of guy who needs a scarf for fashion if you know what I mean…

Here are some miserable, horrible, boring, uninteresting pictures of Stacy Keibler’s ass doing some shopping, possibly because she needs a fancy outfit for all the A-LIst events her pussy has finally got invited to cuz it invited Clooney into it….and I am only posting it cuz I’m a voyeur and I’ll stare at any bitch in any situation…from doing laundry, to cleaning, to the grocery store, to spending money on clothing despite probably having closets full at home, and I usually do it while staring at their asses, so why should that change just cuz I’m sitting on my soiled couch….

Here are the pics…

These are some pictures that are being passed around as Stacy Keibler naked in bed with friends and from what I can see in the pics…I have no fucking idea if this is actually her or not….but I do know that she’s the kind of girl who loves attention….who was riding pretty much under the radar before her shared publicist with Clooney worked some PR magic….since no wrestling slut’s ever really had longivity in the mainstream…..unless you’re talking about the length and reputation of Chyna’s clit….but you probably aren’t….we’re talking abou Keibler….and it’s only natural for her to leak shit like this…possibly from the CULO photoshoot….of her and some ass in a bed…cuz it just makes sense…it’ll get people talking and the real fans masturbating….but I’m too desensitized for that….

Stacy Keibler did the right thing this Thanksgiving….and got into a fucking bikini…sure she needs a hell of a lot less life jacket and a lot more crawling around on all fours – but as a bottom feeder who hasn’t left his couch in what must be weeks – there an outline of my ass crack when I go to take pisses…. I always take what I can get…

This Raphael Mazzuco book called Culo keeps getting better….I already posted ass pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Bianca Balti, Christie Teigan, Irina Shayk and I posted ass pictures of Nicole Scherzinger and now I am posting picture of Stacy Keibler’s ass, all gold panited and amazing….probably the hottest ass picture from the book yet….I mean other than Kate Upton….who I just don’t like admitting is hot….because she’s chubby and going to end up very very fat when she hits 25….and I like being the guy who says “I told you so”….instead of appreciate hotness today…

The unfortunate thing in all this that George Clooney is a homo and doesn’t take advantage of this long legged, wrestling trophy of an ass more ass should look like…..she’s just a stand in woman to hide all his gay sex…but maybe after seeing this pic…he’ll do her up the ass…cuz even faggots gotta appreciate this ass….

Stacy Keibler is so happy that her career that eneded a few years ago with Dancing With the Stars is making a comeback now that she’s either fucking Clooney, or pretending to fuck Clooney, cuz Clooney is rumored to be a poofter, and these bitches are rumored to be low level who sign contracts and do the pretend girlfriend for the exposure…Hollywood is a business after all….a business that has left Keibler happy as shit people are standing outside her house with camera, and following her to the airport, so happy she’s letting them snap off the ass shots…a rare fucking event in the paprazzi world…since they are all on celeb payroll and have rules to follow if they want to get paid…but maybe Keibler’s not at that level yet…who cares, here’s her ass and her long strong leg.

Stacy Keibler posted this picture of her bikini bottoms on twitter…because the press from fucking George Clooney isn’t enough for her….and the fact that he won’t cum in her is making the illegitimate pregnancy angle impossible for now….but she is doing follow up work…to remind us she’s still here while people are talking about her, by posting some bikini bottome pics to twitter and despite not having enough tit or leg in them, they’re hot enough for me…but that’s cuz I fuck fat girls….and hate fat girls….Enjoy.

George Clooney has decided to premiere his new pussy, Stacy Keibler, who happens to be hotter than his Italian pussy from Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars cuz her claim to fame was fucking George Clooney…..

And the next thing about Stacy Keibler is that she comes in the form of an ex WWF wrestler who already did Dancing with the Stars, cuz she’s a leader bottom feeder, not a latch on bottom feeder like Canalis…. and her legs are long legs that give her the kind of body you would not associate with being wrestling body….I mean if pro wrestling women were actually about wrestling and not about giving people somethine to jerk off to in order for the whole experience to not be a gay thing….which I guess is also Clooney’s hope…cuz no one wants to question their sexuality….so they give us < a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/09/12/top-stacy-keibler-wrestling-videos-of-the-day" target="_blank"> SCENES LIKE THIS ….but then again…they also gave us Chyna ….who knows…who cares…

Stacy Keibler was just unveiled as George Clooney’s latest jump-off i, or girl he takes out in public like they are his exclusive girlfriend, even though he’s plotting the next vagina to stick his dick in, not that he needs to plot, it kinda just lands on his dick, because being George Clooney means there’s always another ridiculously hot girl around the corner dying to have George Clooney inside them. He’s the kind of guy who 99 percent of married women, even the religious ones, would cheat on their husbands with, because he’s been marketed as this superhero of a bachelor no woman can tame……

I figured what better opportunity than this to post Stacy Kibler wrestling videos from where her career started, on the WWE, before her career ended on Dancing with the Stars….

She was the tool to make Wrestling, the gayest activity to watch on TV, actually hot enough for straight guys to jerk off to, because legs like this are insane….especially when half naked and grindin’…even though I still think wrestling is some serious trashy gayness…but here was their temporary light of hope….

WWE Alumni: Stacy Keibler vs. Trish Stratus

Stacy Keibler sexy lap dancing on WWE Heat

Stacy Keibler Lingerie Contest

Stacy Keibler – Show’s Off Her Ass To The Fans

WWE Alumni: Stacy Keibler vs. Molly Holly

WWE – Victoria Vs Stacy Keibler

Stacy Keibler Vs. Terri Runnels Pillow Fight

I don’t understand how the paparazzi can be this close to a bitch, so close she walks by the motherfucker in tights, and the fucker doesn’t turn around and grab some ass pictures…If I was a paparazzi, there’d be a hell of a lot more zoomed in tit pics, and crotch shots, leading me to think maybe that’s my true calling, cuz if you can’t get it done for you the way you want it done, you gotta go get it yourself, but I’m not prepared to get arrested for hiding in closets jerking off with an iphone camera pointed at the bed while the bitch sleeps…so these will have to do.

Esquire really wants people to know these pictures are theirs…It’s like having an annoying roommate who puts her name on her can of beans so that you don’t steal them…even though they cost 80 fucking cents you ghetto fucking bitch…or it’s like the bratty only child who invites you to his birthday party when you were growing up but who won’t let you touch the atari and instead makes you watch him play it….it’s like the short rich dude with the hot girlfriend who needs everyone to know she belongs to him…making a spectacle of the shit in the most annoying way….

We get it Esquire, you got Stacy Kiebler, a Dancing with the Stars contestant 5 years ago, to strip down into her undewear cuz she had nothing better to do with herself, you know since Dancing With The Stars was pretty much the last we saw of her legs, unless you’re one of those creepy people into wrestling and the women who are part of it….

Not that it matters…print magazines are dead….it’s just a matter of time….and here are the pictures…

I know these aren’t the hottest pictures of Stacy Keibler and I am not sure recent hot pics of Stacy Keibler even exist. She kinda faded after her DWTS stint a few years ago and hasn’t really been heard from since…at least not by me….and I almost forgot she existed, until the other day when some site sent me a press release that Stacy Keibler was the most searched pussy on their site…people were still going there and searching for pictures of her…because they are clearly emotionally fucked up and can’t get over a fantasy of the past….kinda like going through your high school girlfriend’s facebook looking for a bikini pic to jerk off to for old times cuz you don’t own any of that shit since it was before digital cameras and even before girls openly wore bikinis to the beach….you know the 80s and their one-pieces…only without the whole relationship…

I find the whole thing weird…Just let it go man…let Stacy Keibler age gracefully into a wrinkled mess who once had legs the world wanted to wear as a scarf….Move on.