You’d think being the low level celebrities Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are…they wouldn’t have to do Duck Face, they’d have facial expression coaches and make-up artists to prevent a face I’ll never understand….mainly because it never looks good…
I just assume the bitches doing it think it pouts their lips, and gives them good texture by stretching them out the right way…all big lipped ig eyed big dreams….but it looks like they are high school girls prepping a Myspace profile back when Myspace still existed….
Guys want O-Face…or Dick Sucking Face…or Cum on My Face Face…we don’t want this shit…even when we get that Tisdale is a monster and should be walking around with a burlap sack on her head…but that’s no fucking excused…..
BONUS
Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens on Jay Leno the other day….She’s not wearing a short enough skirt for me to see her panties that her 5 o’clock shadow cuz she’s a hairy little monkey who needs to shave her vagina twice a day…and we know this cuz we’ve all seen it…and liked it…cuz pubic hair makes us feel like men….but I’ll post the pics anyway…
I think Vanessa Pudgens has this cry for attention thing all wrong…I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious that she’s posing for the paparazzi pretty intense, like this is some low grade swimsuit calendar and she’s making sexy face for all the boys to buy into the shit…
Now you may be wondering why I said she’s got this cry for attention thing all wrong, provided you bothered reading what I wrote, which I’m gonna doubt, but assume you did anyway, cuz how else would I make my point….that bitch already leaked nude fucking pictures of herself to the internet…she set the fucking bar that we want that or more going forward….preferably more….because she was 17 at the time…and we all need evolution in our publicity stunts…while being in a bikini is alright but not up to my expectations….and my expectattions are what matter…
Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit….
I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable…
Here she is in a dress….
while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..
Vanessa Hudgens may be nothing special…her body may be nothing great…but for some reason I post pics of the bitch daily and since I new she was in Australia…I was waiting for these…so hot or not…none nude or not…interesting or not….she’s all up in her boyfriend cuz she’s trying to get pregnant…it’s trendy and she’ll never be alone again…despite what her mom body will lead you to think she deserves to be…..and I appreciate watching…cuz I’m hungover and got nothing better going on…and her cellulite inspires me to drink more…which works with my miserable lifestyle…
I don’t do enough foot fetish content on stepfather…especially not foot fetish content of feet with stupid fucking tattoos on their feet…you know cuz song lyrics tattoos are up there with chinese symbols in stupid ..so here’s Vanessa dabbling with foot fetish porn, since she’s already produced kiddie porn and self shot camera phone porn….she’s so versatile…
Here she is in some halter top shit that I love even though I hate her…is fucking hot…all bra and titties and ankles oh my…
Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit….Vanessa Hudgens was a kiddie pornographer when she was 17 and then she got boring, fat and tried to back track so we hate her for not going into porn but instead being a whiney hollywood cunt about things…Hateful shit, hateful shit…..here’s some pics of her showing leg…because that’s all I got going for me today…and the truth is I’d still fuck her…
Here she is at some premiere for some movie she’s probably not naked in….
Even when Vanessa Hudgens and her recent weight gain show some cleavage like this was 4 years ago and she was still jailbait on some Disney show taking nude pics of herself to rebel, or to cause scandal, or accidentally, which I doubt…cuz these idiots have so many handlers, it is impossible to slip something like that past them…..I find her boring….but for some weird reason I call being pathetic….I post them anyway…
You know what’s getting really fucking obnoxious….these consistent staged pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in shorts or fuck me boots….hugging up with her boyfriend all in love…all the time…like she’s some kind of needy bitch thanks to her parents exploiting her and selling her off to Disney to make her do her part to contribute to the mortgage….especially cuz these pics aren’t as nude as the last time she staged pics for attention….
This shit annoys me, but not as much as her recent weight gain probably annoys her…so we’re all losers here…especially you.
Vanessa Hudgens is such a slut….she can’t keep her hands off her boyfriend and I can only assume it’s cuz she’s finally unleashing her nympho daddy issues that we saw in the form of self-shot nude pics….all teenage rebellion….looking for a sexual release cuz all she had at the time was a fake boyfriend she was contractually obliged to who wouldn’t fuck her, but who would masturbate to gay porn with her, which I guess wasn’t enough….but then again…she has had a recent weight gain and maybe this is just her being the insecure fat chick and at least she’s doing it in fuck me boots, cuz it’s way hotter that if she was doing it with a bucket of fried chicken like the insecure fat chicks I know…
Vanessa Hudgens is an exhibitionist….sure her management put a stop to her releasing nude pics by pretending she was 17 in them…making paranoid people delete the shit and destory the hard drive before burying it in the backyard…while getting her press and distinction from her shitty Disney Career we all wanted to fuck….
But the truth is that any girl in this generation who snaps off a pic unshaven, even if she’s a little monkey troll who needs to shave twice a ay cuz her 5 o’clock shadow is unbearable….is down to get fucked or at least get spread in video….
So seeing her in some high boots and short shorts like she’s going to some fetish party inspired by Julia Robert’s in Pretty Woman…even though no crackwhore I know can afford this amount of shoe…cuz investing their crack money in one place with no guaranteed return on investment is bad business….is kinda hot and here are the pics.
Low expectations…..most of the time it is medicated, confused or crazy, hungry and willing to do anything for a few bucks for its next fix….or even for a warm bed or meal….and if you can get past the urine and feces smells…or the fungal infections on genitals and asshole…you can find love, even for just an hour before she tries to kill you for being satan and steal your money cuz the voices in her head told her….which is better than being alone…
I get Hudgens is really just rocking out JAP lazy style…even though as a Filipino you’d think she’d be more on the nanny to the JAP’s dressed like this cuz she is in hand me downs…cuz the actual jap would never wear pants she had her period in in public….but the maid’s family would…but she’s a big movie star…so she’s allowed and here are the tight shirt pics for you to love…
Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens whoring out in on the beach…giving boners to boyfriends who fuck her and aren’t gay like the last one…..but I prefer when she’s slutting out on nude pics when she was 17, naked and unshaven….until she gets all regretful on us and sends her lawyers to mend the pieces of her broken heart…or whatever the fuck happened when I was threatened criminally for posting them cuz she was underage…even though that technically makes her the kiddie porn producer…..regretful sluts are the worst…so that shit caused a riff, made me hate her for recent weight gain, but the truth is she’s a pretty solid Filipino, far more amazing than the lazy nannies i see in Juicy Couture in the rich part of town being degraded by 5 year old rich kids…
And here she is visiting her old haunts…whoredom and amazing.
When fat and forced to go to the beach – you have limited options – one of them being to not go to the beach and to lock yourself up in your hotel room eating ice cream and french fries and cake from Room service and the other is to suck it up, put on some sheer looking thing and wear a pair of overalls to cover your recent weight gain, cuz you’re not quite fat enough for the one piece with the skirt bottom and a bed sheet to wrap around the whole thing, making you look like a piece of furniture, but you are too fat to look good on all founrs in a two piece…even though I think everyone looks good in a 2 piece…
Here are some pictures of a chubby Vanessa Hudgens and her womanly boyfriend showing some love, because Vanessa Hudgens is a lesbian down with gay guys to keep her lesbianism under wraps cuz no one wants a lesbian…at least not me cuz lesbians hate me….I’ve seen her nudes and her girl on girl makeout pics….I know how it is with this one…but for some shitty reason she’s’ put the whore behind her and all she’s giving us is a little ripped jeans, red bra and cleavage at some department store…she’s changed…for the worse…
Here’s Vanessa Pudgens in some tight vagina hugging shorts….almost tight enough to show off her 5 o’clock vagina bush shadow….cuz she’s a hairy little troll…and needs to shave multiple times a day to stay under control….at least that’s what I like to think to justify her shitty self shot nude pics…that she took at 17….and that she threatened to send all the bloggers to jail for…even though she’s the kiddie pornographer…..who I like to follow for no real reason other than wondering what species she is cross-bred with to justify her look….Her teen sister’s not so bad either…
