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Archive for the ‘Victoria Silvstedt’ Category

Victoria Silvstedt’s Tits and Her Billionaire Midget John of the Day

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Part of me hates Victoria Silvstedt for being a useless fucking whore who tried to sue me cuz I posted pictures of her getting eaten out by her married midget greek billionaire, and part of me doesn’t really remember who Victoria Silvstedt is because she’s seriously low level fame that I think died out 10 years ago when she did her last Playboy spread, before becoming the hired hooker who exclusively works for this little man proving he isn’t a little man because his woman is 6 feet tall and he’s got billions of dollars, so take that people who used to laugh at him and beat up on him when he was growing up, look at your fat wives and remember who he’s making his dick wet, provided Victoria Silvstedt’s pussy still works properly and hasn’t died with her sex appeal…..

On a side note, I like to think she’s part of the reason Playboy is going bankrupt, because it was her era of pussy that took Playboy from posting pictures of natural hot pussy we all wanted to see naked, to stripper implant pussy we all knew we could see naked if we went to the stripclub….and here she is living the good life….with her fat stupid fake tits…goodtimes….

Pics via Bauer

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures of the Day

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

Anyone who reads this site will know that I hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I hate Lara Stone, because both of this bitches don’t have any real business being known, and aren’t really known, cuz no one I know has ever heard of either of them, but for some reason, they both send out lawyers letters everytime a motherfucker posts pictures of them on their honeymoon, or getting eaten out by some midget billionaire like some weird sex circus act, and whenever I get threatened to get sued, I get angry…cuz when you are a low level fame whore who chose that life, you should be thanking anyone who notices you jumping up and down in the corner with your tits hanging out like the fat kid in school eager to not be the last pick for the kickball game at recess, if you know what I mean….

Either way, here are her old fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

Victoria Silvstedt Prostitute Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

I have a deep rooted hatred for this escort who wasn’t always an escort but who at one point in time was a classy ski racer, turned breast implant purchaser, turned Playboy model, turned bottom feeder in Hollywood, who moved back to Europe to become a bottom feeder there, before becoming the hired pussy of some Greek billionaire midget….who has put her on payroll and giving her the quality of life her whore ass thinks she deserves….a whore ass that she is more than happy to show off because it is aging and the end may have come and gone for her, but will officially try up when her only employer, the Greek Billionaire, moves onto fresher porn lookin’ whore pussy…

Here she is in a bikini….cuz that’s all she knows how to do….and something her sloppy ass screams she should probably retire soon enough…but you’ll probably like it…cuz you’re a desperate pig….and I guess so is this bitch and the rank pussy lip you can kinda make out in the header pic….

Pics via Bauer

Victoria Silvstedt Turns Skiing into Low Level Porn of the Day

Friday, February 26th, 2010

She is a nobody. I hate her. She tried to sue me. It is personal. So I know I shouldn’t be giving her attention.

But I do have a little ski bunny fetish, only because I live in Canada and have been to the ski hill many times, only to see girls getting in and out of snowsuits and girls who think are horrible looking while bundled up on the slopes, actually have amazing bodies they are just hiding in ill-fitting snowsuits while trying to keep warm….making trying to seduce them like playing the lottery, never knowing what you are going to get….making the whole ski scene one I was too poor to ever be a part of, but a solid place to work as a janitor who cleans out the girl’s locker room where they all change and walk around in their long underwear….

I’m just using Victoria Silvstedt to prove a point…not because I think she’s one of those snow bunnies I want to fuck, cuz I know she’s just a high paid escort and there’s nothing exciting about bitches who jump through hoops for money…I guess unless they are jumping through my hoops….

Pics via LFI

Victoria Silvstedt Still in Her Bikini of the Day

Friday, January 8th, 2010

I guess I don’t hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I say that I do, because I still manage to post on her when she is in her bikini, sure she’s the only person the paparazzi are getting pictures of in her bikini because everyone else has gone back to work….So despite her trying to sue me and ruin me early on in the life of this site and years of bitter commentary about her, I think I’ve finally got over the anger because I know she knows she is old and her plastic surgery is aging weirdly, that she doesn’t have talent or a real career, I know she knows all she has going for her is her body and even that is getting older and less relevant, I know she’s decided to be a whore on salary for some midget billionaire who uses her for his weird fetishes he can’t pull on his wife and I guess that means she realizes that she’s nothin’ special, the worthless bottom of the barrel, so talking about her or letting you jerk off to her is more about me doing community service, you know saving a broken soul and reminding her that despite not getting jobs, people still care enough to jerk off to her and I guess that’s my way of thanking her for ruining herself and becoming a little more humble. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a fuckin’ cunt, just a broken one and I’ve always loved broken cunt….and here she is showing off hers in a white bikini…my favorite…

Pics via INF

Victoria Silvstedt in her Little Bikini of the Day

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

There are so many things wrong in these pictures, from her weird implant trying to pull away from her tit in one of the pictures, to her ass slowly flattening and getting dumpy, to her pussy scratch that would be hot if I knew it wasn’t because of a yeast infection, but despite all those things, coupled with my severe hatred for this cunt and her wallet fucking, attention seeking, garbage life….but I know that if I was a Greek midget billionaire, I’d still put her on salary and take her on vacations to take total advantage of her pussy cuz its her job as my whore on retainer who is not allowed to sleep with anyone else because it’s in the contract, making her exclusive pussy I can disrepect, while leaving my wife – the woman I do respect and the mother of my kids back home in Greece….cuz if I had a wallet that had more than a bottle cap in it, I’d totally let her fuck it….before punching her in the fuckin’ nose…..

Pics via Bauer

Victoria Silvstedt’s Rocking Old Lady Body in a Bikini of the Day

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.

Here’s one of those emails:

Hello Sir,
 
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
 
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
 
Thank you in advance.
 
Christian.

Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……

Pics via Fame

Victoria Silvstedt’s Ass on the Beach with her Billionaire of the Day

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

If you haven’t been keeping up on your Victoria Silvstedt news, which I am hoping you haven’t, because she is a total fucking useless whore who hasn’t been relevant in 10 years and even 10 years ago she was barely relevant, but just relevant enough to get her married mini-billionaire to fall for her, eat her out on the beach, and offer her the good life now that everyone knew about his love affair with this whore, which I am sure was her original goal, cuz working is too hard for a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hotter, better and more important than she actually is. Here she is on the beach spending homeboy’s money and pretending to be into his 5 foot 2 ass, cuz that shit pays the fucking bills….

Pics via INF
Pics via Bauer

Victoria Silvstedt Masturbating in a Bikini of the Day

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

If I were you, I wouldn’t visit this site anymore, because I have wronged you by not noticing these Victoria Silvstedt pussy grabbing in her bikini pictures, you know because I’ve failed as a blogger in getting these up 2 days late, but in my defense, I fail at everything I do, and you should no this already, not to mention Silvstedt tried to sue me last time she was getting her pussy stimulated in public, but that’s probably because she was getting it stimulated by a married midget billionaire who anyone would be ashamed of having sex with because the only reason anyone would be letting him suck on their pussy is because he’s a billionaire.

Either way, she’s a washed up whore, you’d expect to see her pussy in various states of rest, so I guess this isn’t that big of deal and you shouldn’t hate me for not posting it, but you should hate me for being a disgrace to humanity.

Pics via Fame

Victoria Silvstedt’s Fake Tits of the Day

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

I figured I’d post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt because fake tits are so fucking impresses, not only does all it take is 5,000 dollars to have a pair of your own, an amount of money that even a hurtbag like me could muster up if I really felt insecure about my tits, but they also give a false sense of confidence that propels girls into some next level whore behavior that usually leaves them getting their tits grabbed by strangers but sometimes if they are lucky they get jobs working for really rich dudes as a paid pussy….

Victoria Silvstedt Walks Her Little Man of the Day

Friday, August 7th, 2009

If you’re a short dude lookin’ for a tall chick to over-compensate for being a short dude follow this dude’s lead and become a billionaire, because short dudes or really any dude who has money is like fuckin’ porn to bitches.
Seriously, you can have be missing limbs, a severe retardation, no teeth and dick that doesn’t work, and you can still find a pussy hot enough to hold your retard hand as you walk down the fuckin’ street, as long as you got fuckin’ money, because you guessed it, all women are whores.

Here is Victoria Silvstedt Gold Diggin’ and the dude she’s with giving us a lesson in hiring prostitutes properly – so you don’t get arrested.

The funny thing is that I think this dude is still married, but the wife doesn’t leave him cuz she’s addicted to the lifestyle, because you guessed it, she’s a whore with no self-respect too.

Victoria Silvstedt in her White Bikini of the Day

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

I hate this useless whore of a woman and everything she does. I don’t know how I can post more bikini pictures of her because they all kinda spill into each other and are exactly the fucking same, except when she’s whoring herself for her greek shipping billionaire who she wallet fucks because the world has no room for a 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl anymore, well at least not this played out 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl, because Swedish girls are supposed to naturally have big tits, and maybe that’s where her insecurity all started back when she lost Miss Sweden pageant to a real Swedish girl, and she had to rush to the plastic surgeon to make good and I guess who really cares….

Victoria’s Silvstedt from Behind of the Day

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

If a bitch is in a bikini, I might as well be staring at her ass, because I like a good ass better than good tits any day, especially when the bitch in the bikini is rockin’ fake tits, cuz anyone can have fake tits, they don’t impress me at all, they cost 5,000 dollars and I’m sure even I could find 5,000 dollars to get fake tits if I really wanted them, it’s nothing exclusive, if anything, it’s only desperate and pathetic, you know the girl all insecure, thinking tits will make her happy and take her out of the shitty life she’s living, because without fake tits they can’t fuck their boyfriends topless, they can’t wear bikinis or revealing clothes and they can’t make a solid 10 dollars a song at the strip club cuz there aren’t enough closet faggots there to pay to rub their little boy nipples, until one day cracking and deciding it’s time to put an end to the superficial suffering…..it is time to be respected for what they are meant to be respected for and that is not their mind or ideas…but the size of their bra…

Victoria Silvstedt and Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Monday, July 6th, 2009

This cunt tried to sue me years because there was a time when pictures were fuckin scandalous and not played out, repetitive and boring, where you’d get leaked pussy pictures, or tit pictures and you’d be excited to share them with the rest of the internet, because let’s face it, some of us don’t have much going on in our lives, but now, it’s all been seen, it’s all been done, and no one sends me lawyer’s letters anymore, because there are too many sites out there spewing the same shit and these d-listers don’t get all sensitive anymore, but instead appreciate being talked about. There’s no fun when you’re just a tool in their toolbox of fame, I did this to slander these people and not help them, and on that note, I’m going to go show teen girls my dick to remind myself that I’ve still got creep in my pants….

Victoria Silvstedt Getting Chased By Billionaire Midgets She Fucks of the Day

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

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A couple of years ago when Victoria Silvstedt went to Cannes with this midget Greek shipping troll, they got caught with his head in her vagina, sure it may have been an accident because that's his billionaire Greek shipping troll claim to fame with the ladies, you know the only really benefit of dating him, I mean other than the fact that he's a fucking billionaire and she's nothing but a fuckin' whore clinging onto the celebrity lifestyle but not successful enough to support that shit for herself but capable of luring a rich motherfucker in stupid shoes to open up his wallet for her pussy and the whole thing is so fuckin' typical, especially when dealing with this kind of fake titty whore.

fsd



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