Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader on the show that she is on, which is convenient both for the dudes who wanna fuck already living out that fantasy they’ve always had growing up involving a cheerleader who wouldn’t pay attention to them in the back of the class because they liked star wars, as well as for Hayden, because she’s got such strong shoulders and thighs, pretty much made for lifting her friends and throwing them around, and she’s little enough to do backflips while standing, which is all very exciting when thinking about how she performs in the bedroom, if you’re the kind of guy who isn’t scared of getting choked out by powerful thighs when goin down on a bitch.

I think she looks kinda funny in this get-up. It’s like being at a halloween party and your homeboy is dressed like a cheerleader, all awkward lookin and shit, but not quite as awkward as you both feel the next day when waking up naked in each other’s arms cuz you got a little too into character, not that I think she’s a man or that I think fucking her is like gay sex, but she definitely has a few similar fuckin’ traits and who really cares what I think, here are the pics….of a girl you’d probably just rather like giver you a “B”…..give you a “J”……

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Megan Fox is a Cheerleader in her new movie that I assume is a shitty horror movie because she’s covered in blood, that or she’s dressed up like a fuckin’ tampon and I figure that doesn’t make sense and that I’d post the pictures even though I don’t have anything to say about this shit, that I haven’t already said about This Movie and Her Topless Scene so why feed you more bullshit, than I already do, so I’m saving you energy. Here are the screenshots. I know you love them, cuz everyone loves Megan Fox, that’s why she gets work and the media wants you to think you’re gay if you don’t love her.

There weren’t cheerleaders in my school, I don’t really even remember school, but I always thought they were important, not because they bring up morale and get the party started, but because they are usually not the hot chicks in the class, just the slutty ones who want as much male attention as possible, and that works for me. If anything they are the equivalent of strippers who just show off a little panty, but who you know don’t charge to grab their tits, so when I got this video sent in, I figured I’d post it, it’s Friday, we should be fucking celebrating.

Here’s a 2 week old video of Miley doing some kind of cheerleading chant for her fans on set for the Hannah Montana Movie and I figured since this site has a huge 15 year old girl following and by 15 year old girl following, I mean perverted dudes who like 15 year old girls and not actual 15 year old girls, I figured I’d post it because it’s not everyday that you can help your fantasies be more realistic as you loop her saying “shake my little hips” over and over because when you’re down with young girls, that usually means your down with little hips because Miley only got her period a year ago and still hasn’t grown into herself and despite my being completely against that, I do what I do for the fans and by fans I mean 5 of you.

The funny thing about cheerleaders is that they usually fuck the football team, in Hayden Panettiere’s case she is the football team. This strong man has thick muscular legs built for lifting and I have the feeling that she originally applied to be a stage hand or Kristen Bell’s bodyguard and the director realized he needed someone to stand in for a Fridge on set. When she did such a good job being boxy in the corner, he figured she deserved a talking role.

All this is just speculation, but what isn’t is that Hayden is short and stalky, like a retard bus, but can hold her own in the big man’s world because genetics gave her strength, and that strength is the ability to lick her own asshole while juggling because that’s just what circus performers do and pretty much the only reason I like them.