Chelsea Handler is fucking disgusting. I don’t know what made her think she can pull off this bikini, but I know it is miserable.

In case you didn’t know, I am not a fan of Chelsea Handler. I don’t like my women to be funny, cunty or acting like a gay dude, I like my women delicate and maternal…even though I married a fucking tank….

So even if Chelsea Handler was hot, I wouldn’t be able to see it, cuz I just see this bottom feeding, low level garbage, who has seen better days, like when she was firt coming up in the industry and did some casting couch hustle on video….and even those days weren’t all that much better…but at least she was willing to whore out to get out of her deadend waitress job….and who really cares…she has been wrecked…and she is a wreck…but people like him…I mean her…

Here is an old sex scene starring Chelsea Handler in The Plotters, some movie I’ve never heard of….This clip will prove why she is a talk show host and not an actress. I am not sure what the fuck this shitty softcore porno quality awkwardness is, but it’s pretty fucking jokes….I guess her career could have gone two ways after seeing this, comedy or into hardcore porn, and I guess she made the right choice, because I don’t think she’s hot….but when the sex tape hits, I’ll be watchin’ her fuck….I’ll just make sure her obnoxious JAP voice gets put on mute…

This is probably the best joke of her career…God, it is so funnehhh…

I’ve seen the Chelsea Handler show a few times, she’s kinda funny sometimes, at least she is for a few minutes before getting annoying as fuck…I generally don’t find funny bitches hot and Chelsea handler is definitely not hot…but she did shoot a sex tape when she was coming up, cuz that’s what whores desperate for fame do….

I know that most people on TV, have had to suck dick to get ahead. I know that it takes a lot of work, networking and hustle to get from being a useless waitress to hosting her own show. So this sex tape is hardly a surprise….I could tell she was a whore.

I know that she probably doesn’t care, cuz her shit worked out for her, she doesn’t wait tables anymore and this sex tape is probably going to propel her to another level….

Unfortunately, RadarOnline is Sucking Egotastic dick and gave him the exclusive. I have had serious hatred for Egotastic over the years because it was my URL that I let some virgin loser web programmer register for me back when I didn’t know how to use a computer….6 months after I started this site, the motherfucker released that site, used his geek virgin nerd skills, stole my content and pictures, and got linked everywhere, cuz my site was too smutty. He ended up making millions off the shit, when he sold it to Buzz Media, while I still live in the same shithole apartment returning cans to buy beer, like the loser I fucking am, making everytime I visit that site a reminder how I fucked up and how I got fucked over, and how I could be living the good life in private islands if only I was a virgin loser…

But since that cocksucker doesn’t own the shit anymore, I’ve decided to steal their tagged pictures, cuz there are tits in them….

I don’t even know if this is actually her…

I’ve watched Chelsea Lately do a couple of interviews…I’ve never watched her entire show…but she is pretty funny from what I remember and I generally don’t find anyone funny.

I remember her ripping into different celebrities, making racist jokes no one got mad at her for making because she’s a chick with a harmless delivery and that in itself is genius….

She’s not that annoying and she’s not a dyke lookin’ pig of a woman like most female comedians…but most importantly she looks good in a bikini.

I wasn’t all that surprised, because most girls in gyms are Jewish girls…it’s like they like to keep up their appearances as best they can…even if it takes botox, a nose job, a lot of their husband’s money on hair and make-up and clothes, and I really have no problem with a bitch aging gracefully with a little help no matter how awkward lookin she was in her prime, cuz the white trash girls I hang out with who were hot in their prime all look like a weathered, fat, tired, poor piles of shit they blame on working a life as a cashier after they were forced to quit stripping and drugs, before emotionally eating their way thru the realization that life sucks….

So you should collectively jerk off to these videos and send them to the 40 year olds you know…cuz if anything Chelsea Lately proves there’s no excuse for their pig bodies.