I have a thing for Cheryl Cole…mainly because she’s a hot bodied piece of trash from the UK covered in prison tattoos who I want to fuck….and it’s nice to see that she’s made the move from servicing people, to getting people to service her…I wonder what her assistant is picking up to get out of her way, I’m thinking it was insignificant she’s just into telling a bitch what to do…you know after spending a huge part of her life having dudes tell her what to do with her throat….and who cares…she’s getting into movies now…so we’ll see more of her…hopefully naked…where someone with her level of celebrity needs to be in breaking into this new scene…
Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing a dress that all girls should wear, except maybe the girl I just saw walking out of the Dunkin Donuts, she should probably stick to wearing elastic band pants and oversized shirt, cuz she’s fucking disgusting, Cheryl Cole on the otherhand is quite spectacular, prison tattoos and all and America is gonna fall in love with her on Simon Cowell’s new show. Get ready for it with her tits.
I love Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos that fucked their way to a record deal, but more importantly, I love her ass.
She’s a fine specimen of a popstar you’ve only heard of because she married a soccer player and because she’s hot and not because of her actual pop music….she is the reason this new X-Factor is going to blow American Idol out of the water….
The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….
Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..
Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….
Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit
Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%
Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….
This titty picture of Cheryl Cole is doing the rounds of the internet because everyone loves Cheryl Cole , or is it Cheryl Tweedy , or is it Cheryl Tweedy Cole , because she made the stupid mistake of changing it when she got married, without anticipating a divorce, giving her a bunch of fucking names and fucking up everyone who hardly knows who she is to begin with along the way, cuz I do this celebrity bullshit everyday and I still have to google her to see what she does cuz I only know her for being some gutter pussy with prison Tattoos I would be down to watch fuck because I don’t think I have a physical ability to fuck her myself….
I have a feeling this picture is from her recent Calendar ,that I already posted pictures of….but who really cares….it’s tits…look at them and imagine what they look like exposed….
Sometimes I have nothing to say…..This is one of those times. I usually rant about a bitch, make fun of her interracial failed marriage, talk about her prison tattoos she got back when she must have been a stripper….maybe make fun of her attempt to make it in America as a solo artist because her experience in Girls Aloud, or what I like to call the bootleg Spice Girls, cuz they are a record label contrived bullshit band, but it made her feel confident enough to go out there on her own…all because she got noticed for being the hot one we all want to fuck…and in doing this she decided to release her own Calendar, like she’s part of the Library or Fire Department trying to make money for their Christmas party, or some bullshit Charity, even though no one uses Calendars anymore, not even the elderly trying to keep track of their doctor’s appointments, friends death anniversaries and family’s birthdays, they use iPhones, they use computers, and they don’t really need to hang this up on their wall, or in their closet, not even for teenage boys to jerk off to, cuz of this thing called the Internet….so I really don’t know who she’s catering or marketing herelf to and I don’t really care, cuz she’s hot…
I guess this wasn’t one of those times that I had nothing to say….like I thought it was…I am usually wrong so it does only make sense…
Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that…
I still don’t really understand who Cheryl Cole is. I know she’s a UK popstar who married some “Footballer” that only the Eurotrash in North America have ever heard of. I know there was some kind of scandal that she used to launch her solo career and I know I want to fuck her or at least watch her get fucked because I realize that she’s got some kind of ego, even though she hasn’t quite made it here and should be more eager, but I guess her bank account tells a different story….one that doesn’t explain her prison tattoos and whether they were the result of a lesbian relationship with a biker back in 1999, or if she actually thought they look good…but I’m guess she doesn’t now, because them shits are pretty fucking covered up, which is a first for her….Here are her legs in shorts hiding the memories of her ghetto trash flea market tattoo parlour getting fucked my her father youth and lookin’ alright according to me……
I really haven’t figured out why I am posting these pictures. I guess I thought they were hot, even though they are of some gutter trash with prison tattoos who end up popstars married to soccer players, instead of in line at the abortion clinic for the fifth time because she can’t afford to have a fourth baby with a different man who works in the factory or at the mine diggin’ for coal before heading to the bar where she sits waiting for cock to have its way with her….
There are no nipples in these pictures, no ass shots, no cum stains, or anything…so don’t get too excited and pet the cat too hard.
Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole playing a gay sailer on a gay cruise in some strategic see-through shirt that doubles as underwear for people on a budget who can only afford a shirt or a pair of panties but not both, but that makes seeing her trashy tits impossible.
Luckily, we can see her shitty prison tattoos and I really like the music note on the shit, it’s a nice touch, you know, almost making this performance believable, and the rose, my god the rose, is this chick serious..I couldn’t even write this shit in a stage performance I’ve been working on, where I channel a teenage runaway with a dream of being a singer who ends up a stripper 40 years after life wronged her, because a tattoo like this would just be too fucking obvious….
These pics coulda been better but they are good enough….
Everyone seems to care about this Cheryl Cole bitch and I’m not really sure why. I am also not really going to bother to look it up. I just know she’s some UK popstar trash with prison tattoos who hasn’t quite made it in America, she’s married to a black soccer player who also hasn’t made it in America and I guess whatever scandal is going on will be milked to get as much media attention as she can going into her move to North America…see there is a big world out there but the entertainment industry in the USA is the top of the pile of shit, it pays the most, the fans are idiots who buy into the bullshit because they have nothing better going on and I’m just happy that she’s wearing these leather lookin’ pants like the whore that she is, not because it’s that hot or exciting but because I have nothing better goin’ on…
Cheryl Cole is from another country that I know nothing about. She is involved in a scandal that I know nothing about because she is a girl I know nothing about who was in a band I know nothing about and who was married to a half-black guy soccer player who I know nothing about and who rocks prison tattoos she may have got for committing a crime I know nothing about, or because she’s just a tacky piece of trash whore from the UK you all want to fuck who thought that these tattoos were actually hot when she got them, before being famous, back when she was suckin’ dick in lock bar bathrooms to pay the nice man who bought her all those drinks back for being such a nice guy, who lucky for her happened to be the producer of the Spice Girls who was responsible for finding Geri Spice the same way…..his nickname in the industry is the “trashman”….I just made that whole story up, but I figure it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than her actual story…..and suckin’ dick to the top is definitely not that far from the truth….
Here she is in some short shorts….
Here she is with a solid push-up or padded bra cuz her tits look pretty serious….
Here she is in a grey dress…..like a catholic school girl in her tunic you’ve probably exposed yourself on public transportation to….I mean if you’re anything like me…
I have no idea why I am putting up pictures of a shitty reality TV band that was created in the UK years ago and that hasn’t even really hit North America yet and not sure they ever will because reality TV show bands tend to have limited fucking success, but I think it’s got to do with Cheryl Cole’s tits in this dress. Yes, I am that pathetic.
I assume the only Americans who are reading this are lonely and friendless virgins with little to do, because it’s the fourth of July weekend and even the cunts on The View took the week off to spend at the cottage with the fuckin’ family, or wherever the fuck you people go on your time off, but I expect it to be a place where computers aren’t the priority, because computers are the fuckin’ devil and you spend enough time on the shit during the week, so while you American are out eating corndogs, watching baseball, beating up gays and blacks and being proud of being fat trailer trash, I’m gonna post this hot little UK popstar for my Europeans who can appreciate a hot set of tits on a vagina that’s locked onto one of their pro athletes….Her name is Cheryl Cole and she’s pretty luxurious..
