Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me….

Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story….

But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

Playboy tried to stay relevant by pulling out a picture of Christina Hendricks from 1999 when she was just a young slut trying to get ahead, hoping the Pam Anderson hustle would work for her, maybe doing it cuz she had rent to pay, but unfortuantely, she’s not showing her tits in a time before she was fat and when she was actually probably worth trying to fuck, not that you care what I think, cuz just her name blinds you from any rational thought, cuz you’re too filled up on boobs….

Apparently my site got hacked….Let me know if you notice anything weird….other than the clown in this picture…