I guess it’s only fitting that a dying Mischa Barton would be at a make a wish foundation and not because kids are wishing to see her but because she’s wishing to get relevant work before she dies of a drug overdose or whatever the fuck it is she’s into that makes her look like serious fucking shit….and here are the pictures because I guess we should all take her in before she Corey Haims / Brittany Murpheys herself cuz sometimes celebrity life just gets you self destructive….

On a side note, I figure it’s worth mentioning that her ex-boyfriend seems to be doing fine without her – even though the fact he gets any pussy always amazes me – because here he is with his groupie pussy and her hot cleavage – I guess that’s what happens when you make teenage girl accessible music with the whitest most non-threatening suburban black guy around….and in all honesty Cisco Adler doesn’t irritate me at all – even though most people do….

Pics via Fame

Let’s face it, if anyone fucks this dude, it is strictly because he is famous or because he was on MTV or because he dated famous people or because he’s a budding rockstar with a pretty commercial sounding rap group, and it’s got nothing to do with how cool he is, how big his scrotum is, or how good lookin or talented he is and that’s why she’s covering her face, because she doesn’t mind the opportunity or doors dating him and his rich father may have for her, but she doesn’t like the rest of the world peering in and calling her out on her little strategic play, because even she knows it is pretty much bottom feeding at its best and that’s something you can’t stand tall and proud and celebrate, especially when we all know his dick’s been in you, you fucking dirtbag.

PICS VIA FAME

I was sent this link to pictures of some event called Kandy Kruise 2008 and the lead picutre was Cisco Adler of Mischa Barton’s Vagina fame, pouring a drink on some slut in a bikini and I thought it was worth posting. Cisco Adler is in some band called Shwayze and these dudes are slowly breaking into the mainstream, have some reality TV show and think they are already fucking famous.

I used to talk to the DJ in the group a year ago before he was the DJ in the group. He was running some site and would ask for links and shit and I’d usually hook him up, not knowing who he was or that he was going to be touring Warped Tour and rocking an MTV show. Even 6 months ago, dude was trying to break out and asked me to put him in touch with promoters locally and I did what I could to see if some of the people I know would bring him in. Then the Shwayze gig hit, because his friend who thinks he’s Kanye West and who manipulated his way into all this by linking up with D-Lister Adler brought him in as their DJ and motherfucker ignores me now. He didn’t answer me when I emailed for Warped Tour Tickets for my girl, he didn’t answer me when I reached out or something else, because dude clearly thinks he’s too big a deal to bother with me now.

Fuck them. I hope their career ends tomorrow because they have shit attitudes and are doing this for pussy and fame and not because they actually care about making music.

Here are a few pics of the sluts in their audience because if you bring sluts to your party, I don’t really give a fuck who you are, or whether you’re a lame LA kid trying to make it big, I just care about the titties.