Claudia Schiffer is still modeling and that’s ok with me, because with a little air-brushing she almost looks like she did 15 years ago and I can relive those better years before I got married and before Schiffer was using her hot model tits to feed her babies that ruined her pussy. She she was just some hot foreign import model who couldn’t speak english, something I looked for in a woman because I feel speaking is a total distraction from what’s really important and that’s hardcore fucking. From my experience, talking always leads to conversations about how unhappy a bitch is with every aspect of my life and when I can’t understand those complaints it’s a lot easier to live with myself.

Either way, here she is topless in Vogue, not showin’ nipple, but you can use your imagination.

These pictures of Claudia Schiffer for GQ dropped recently and I didn’t post it yet because my server sucks. It’s no surprise that bitch looks good. I’ve written about her before saying that she’s got it going on for a mom of 3 in her 40s about to dry up in menopause and I stand by that. Then again you have to realize that I have never had much of an issue with mom’s in menopause because they always try harder and a little warming lube always gives the illusion that the vagina isn’t dead.

I get a lot of hate mail from both men and women for making fun of pregnancy and how it rapes your body. I say shit like the reason a woman loves her baby so much is because of that baby, no other man will ever love her. It’s kinda like how every girl I’ve ever dated has turned lesbian for a couple of years after dating me, and it’s not because I was too much man and destroyed them physically, it’s more like I’m vile and turned them off the gender as a whole because I am just that good at being vile, but I gotta give it to Claudia Schiffer, she’s really bounced back and has a nice slim body after making babies. Sure her ass is kinda flat, but I’d take a mom with a flat ass over a fat ass, but then again my opinion is not fact since she’s wearing pants and I can’t see the kind of damage passing that kid has done to her vagina…I heard she couldn’t walk for a week…no wait that was you, after letting your friend fuck you up the ass because you were dying for human contact and didn’t care where it came from…..