I think Mariah Carey’s tits would be more impressive if they weren’t attached to a set of seriously broad fucking shoulders…..you know the only thing that impresses me about fat girl tits is when those fat girl tits are small and that only impresses me on a scientific level because it makes no fucking sense to me why her entire body can be so big, but the one thing you want to have big, as small and awkward looking, because they still have the same shitty sag and shape as fat girl tit cuz they are still fat girl tits just scaled down….not that you care.
America produces best selling artists by designing hit songs based on the psychology and chemistry of the human brain. Endless research has gone into what we retain, what we repeat and why shit is in my brain when I wake up, even when I don’t listen to the music, in some Josie and the Pussycat shit that is real life because all America cares about is makin’ money…no matter how ugly and annoying and bullshit Lady Gaga and her act is.
The UK, does things proper by attaching hot pussy to bad music, like they did with The Saturdays by putting a couple members of S Club 7 Junior also known as S Club 8 who you probably jerked off to when they were 11 and putting them together with some other hot pussy to give you music videos and press shots you can jerk off to.
Here is one of their members, named Frankie Sandford showing off her tits for you, because she’s nice like that.
Jessica Simpson is lookin’ pretty fucking amazing….If you think busted up and broken down is amazing, which I do, because I like shit from the gutter, especailly when that shit in the gutter was once at the top, it means she’s fallen off her high horse, leaving her second rate to her sister who was already second rate to begin with, so I’m not sure where that leaves Jessica, I just know that the only thing she has going for her is that she’s gained a lot of weight, looks like shit and is rumored to be dating some freakshow from Smashing Pumpkins which is totally fuckin’ weird, but
Pam Anderson’s got some pretty stupid implants that she likes to show off to distract the world from her face, since they are still in their 20s and perky as shit, but by the looks of these pictures, even they find Pam Anderson disgusting as they try to make their escape in some kind of mass suicide in efforts to end the pain of being attachted to her, or maybe she’s just wearing too small of a bra…what the fuck do I know…I just know I felt these were worth posting for some stupid reason…
I don’t know what kind of tape or harnesses are jackin’ Rihanna’s tits up, but whatever it is, it is a hell of a lot better than her electrical tape on her shirt in her most recent video, and whatever it is, it is doing a good fucking job, because I haven’t seen cleavage like this shince the strip club 2 nights ago, that wasn’t that exciting and only ended in one fight with one of the whores, who asked me for a dance last. I am talking doing the rounds of the whole bar, including 5 dudes I was with at least twice before lowering her standards, accepting her rejection and lowering herself to ask me to grab her tits with money, only for me to reject her for not having asked me first, since I get that she’s a whore, but really like to be made to feel special, especially since I’m paying the cunt. Needless to say, I got kicked out, something I hope happens to Rihanna when immigration comes knockin’…that way we won’t have her shoved down our fucking throats everywhere we go….and here she is doing a pre-recorded NYE party, because not everything you see on TV is authentic…smoke and fucking mirrors….motherfucker….
I was wrong about this Annalynne McCord girl. I was convinced her stupid bottom feeding show based on a shitty but popular show in the 90s would have been off the air and forgotten by now like it was the Knight Rider 2008 show, but it turns out that with all these specialty channels, pretty much anyone can find success on TV because they are so fucking desperate for ideas….
So I didn’t expect Annalynne to be posing for Cosmo, not that posing for Cosmo is a really high profile gig, but still a gig far more high profile than posing for escort ads at the back of the newspaper I woulda expected out of her, but in my defense, posing for escort ads is really the level of talent she has, the rest of the public just hasn’t figured that out….
This Tiger Woods scandal bores me. I’ve already said that every single married dude I know cheats on their wives and their wives didn’t even marry them because they were famous billionaires…they married them because they actually liked them…which is a weird fucking concept these days when people get married for business reasons, or because bitch gets knocked the fuck up knowing you are the meal ticket, the retirement plan and you figure it’s best to do the right thing and by best I mean that it won’t piss off your sponsors so that you can continue making your stupid money….
The dudes I know don’t get up inside attention whores who have bodies like this though and if they did, I’d probably spend more time hanging out with them, but then again, my friend’s can’t afford her hourly rate, they’re more into getting bitches roofied up since it only costs 5 dollars and the sex is just as good….cuz bitches who look like this don’t put effort into sex, they just lay there waiting to be able to sell your story to the media and make a little money off the shit, you know why give it up for free….
The life lesson in all this is that the richer you are, the better the pussy gets.
You may remember Eva Green as the hot tits who fucked her brother in the movie The Dreamers because I think that is all she’s ever done in her career, which is really a great tragedy as far as I’m concerned, because I figure if a girl is willing to show her pussy on screen once, she’ll do it again and again and again until she gets nominated for an Oscar or gets work on a kids show. The truth is that I’m not really a film expert and I’m too lazy for IMDB so she could be involved in a bunch of other movies that I just don’t know about, making this post obsolete, despite the fact that she’s at the British Independent Film Awards showing off some cleavage, that would better serve her naked and on screen, maybe in the independent movie I am working on with my cellphone camera and ten dollars that needs a pussy, but for now all she gets is a post here….I figure the longer I hold out the more likely she’ll come knockin’…..
Here’s a refresher course in her tits from the movie The Dreamers….
I was at my neighbor’s house borrowing a couple cigarettes cuz I was out and because it was a good excuse to stare at his immigrant wife’s fat tits cuz she doesn’t wear a bra, and they were watching this Grammy Award Nomination event that I couldn’t believe existed. I am actually surprised that people even watch the Grammies, considering it is some bullshit marketing campaign financed by the record labels, pretty much staged and not representative of anything good, but it turns out people care enough to watch the nominees, after I went on a little rant about how stupid the concept is, Katy Perry walked on stage in this dress, with these tits, and I was really happy she decided to distract me from her gut and busted up face, with something she actually has going for her, and that something are these incredible tits.
Fuck you Grammy Award Nomination show, you ruined my fucking hope in humanity…..even with your prostituting of Katy Perry…..
Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.
I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.
I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.
Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.
I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….
Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I’m not against them for making money off her, because exploiting black people is the foundation of our country, I just wish they didn’t give her so much exposure and access to the media, cuz I am tired of hearing her and her ego in another bullshit interview about getting punched in the face like it wasn’t something she experienced her entire youth back home, because she knows it’s a soft spot for America and a good platform to get the people to listen to her and feel for her and buy her album, making me believe she actually staged the beating and is giving Chris Brown 50% of the profits of the album as a tradeoff for going along with the lie cuz they are in it together and still dating behind the fucking scenes….I just wish the rest of the public caught onto her bullshi and stopped buying her records…making her and her fat ass disappear..
You have no idea how many trashy fat blonde chicks I’ve seen with their tits busting out of their shirts with the same tattoo Eve introduced back when she was relevant. I’m not sure if they did it because it is a gutter thing, or if it was because they were trying to lure in black cock since it is the only kind of cock willing to fuck them because no other cock fits in their fat cunts, but I do know that it wasn’t hot at all and if they wanted to tattoo something hot on their tits, they’d tattoo my cum dripping off their chin and onto the shit….not that that would be hot…but I like leaving my mark, even on fat chicks, I just don’t like admitting it to myself or my friends….
This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.
Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…
I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…
