I have been yelled at by everyone I talk to about my conspiracy that the USA set off an Earthquake in Haiti in efforts to take over their government for whatever reason (Cuba), and figured this type of thing would show how weak the current government, making the Haitian people open to letting the USA take over. Sure I could be totally wrong and maybe my readers, friends, the drunk lady I told this to on the bus and everyone else who calls me fucking crazy is right. I don’t have any validation, proof and I really know nothing about politics, it just seemed to make sense to me and I guess it made sense to everyone’s favorite Communist Dictator pretty much saying I was right..

That said doesn’t mean Haiti isn’t suffering and you should donate if you can…