Corey Feldman reminds us all that no matter how much of loser you may look like you are, if you have a career as a child star everyone loved 20 years ago, when you dominated the 80s and the teen pop magazines pedophiles jerk off to, you still find some low level, slutty enough, short skirt wearing pussy to give you the time of day, and by time of day I mean dirty fucking sex, because dating you is a hell of a lot more fun than hanging on your co-worker at Subway couch watching him and his friends play videogames and beer pong, cuz you know you’re far more premium than that….whore.

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It is funny how when you’re a teenage hearthrob 20 years ago, you still manage to land decent lookin, much younger than you pussy today. It’s like even when you fade into obscurity, you can just walk or head out to clubs with your IMDB page printed up, so that when girls approach you to ask why you are growing your hair out like Michael Jackson, and wearing weird military style shirts like Michael Jackson and you respond with stories of unrequited love and exploring each other’s bodies back when you were a teenager and he wasn’t dead, you have back-up evidence that you are in fact who you say you are and your story is truth, and everyone knows that a man with an IMDB page, no matter how out of work he is, is a man who can get laid because girls are whores who flock to people they have seen on TV, or movies, because society thinks that shit is power and a lot more interesting than dating an insurance salesman or some shit…..

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