Courtney Stodden is the busty implant clown who has no shame because she knows this faking being a teen to get her tacky, not even hot, fake tits, fake tan, fake hair noticed….is far easier than sucking dick in back alleys behind strip clubs, you know back where she met that barely famous dude who orchestrated this scandal with her, since you know he needed the attention too, and why not get it with some useless tart who gives good head….she’s far more fun to fuck than bitches his age who aren’t appreciative little hookers….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot and probably excited about this low concept, low quality, low value, photoshoot she staged washing a car half naked….cuz it is the only thing she knows how to get people to notice her….and I guess it is entertaining…and more girls should take her fucking lead….even if it annoys me.
Courtney Stodden is the fucking worst…..but I don’t know if it is cuz she’s an attention seeking stripper pretending to be 16, which in most cases, is amazing and gets extra lap dance money out of me…or if it is because the tabloids, the low level trashy tabloids, are buying into her shit, cuz she’s a novelty, has big fake tits, and is someone to talk about…It is like I want this bitch back working the pole, not running for paparazzi she’s paid and getting published for it…fueling this whole trashy movement….unless it involves a sex tape…cuz bikinis are less fun on whores that seeing how bad hey actually fuck…or how mangled their fake teen pussy is…cuz if she is 16…I’ll be able to tell….via her vagina…but that day is not today….today is her in a bikini…being annying and ridiculous in a way I want to punch her fucking face….but in a bikini none the less….
Courtney Stodden is probbaly the worst thing the tabloids are picking up on….I hate that she gets attention…
Not because I hate hooker looking trash in sex store gear screaming for attention…but because I hate them when they start getting the attention…..
She’s talentless, uninteresting, not even hot, and more importantly not a day under 30….
It is almost like watching a high school play….sure I’d fuck them all, but I sure as hell wouldn’t finance their Broadway production….
I’ll look on and debate how good the head would be but I would keep it local….something that unfortunately didn’t happen for this trash….she should be the small town hooker….not in LA getting noticed….
She should be a friendster profile….or a myspace profile, you know like it was still 2001 and she was in her first year of college….and not whatever she’s become…
I mean even Tila Tequila had more substance than this lie who hasn’t even done a sex tape or Playboy yet….but she’s got the implants and hard face for the shit…making it only a matter of time…even though it should have been her start….
This is some trashiness that I do appreciate when it takes place in the trailer park home of a stripper and her teen daughter when both are wearing lingerie and the teen daughter is actually a teen…..
But when it is some attention seeking 30 year old stripper, with hired paparazzi, trying to milk her husbands low level of fame into a bottom feeding career of her own, making a joke of herself, that her mom is all about, cuz maybe she thinks it is all in good fun, or maybe cuz she thinks it is better than those years she spent stripping for and dating black drug dealers, you know going along with the act cuz it is funny and could make her hopeless daughter money…it becomes pathetic, boring, contrived, obvious…
I like my sluts and their moms to be authentic, poor and desperate and not doing it for tabloids. Courtney Stodden sucks.
35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since…
She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you….
I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that…
I have nothing to say about Courtney Stodden….at least nothing I haven’t said before….like that she’s not actually 16….that is just a lie to get people talking about her and her irrelevant fake husband who probably promised to mkae her famous wherever he met her stripping….
She is likely in her early 30s…hard faced, fake tits, and the fact people talk about her amazes me….while reminding me how doomed America is….because there are actual things you should fill your brain wih than knowing this garbage exists…..
She puts out these themed bikini pics, whehter for Xmas, Valentines Day, and I find them boring, typical, obvious, uninteresting, even if her body is good enough to stare at half naked…
I just think she should be in porn already….this sitting on the fence in her obscure grey area just doesn’t do it for me…If she’s got the look, got no shame, is willing to humilate herself, it might as well be done with cum dripping on her face…not self produced bunny ear pics that don’t make me want to easter egg hunt in her uterus….but instead make me want to fatten her up and shoot her fo rabbit stew dinner…
Courtney Stodden pretending she’s a 16 year old child bride is not the sick thing, because she looks like she’s pushing 35. The sick thing is that the american public want to believe she’s 16, watching her in her bikini, showing off her tits, even Dr Drew or some other asshole who sold his soul to the TV Devil, checked out her tits to make sure they weren’t implants, in some really twisted, something that should have never have happened and would never have happened if she was in fact 16….but you’re a bunch of idiots and will believe any usesless scandal…..ridiculous.
I don’t know if these pics are new or old. I can’t be bothered to look it up cuz the fact that Courtney Stodden exists depresses me…but not as much as the fact that I know who she is. Whenever I hear her name….I am forced to remember how fucking retarded America is, buying into tabloid lies and scandals instead of making their own fucking scandals, we’ve lost our fucking souls…..you know because there was time we would be out trying to get 16 year old brides….and now we just let no name idiots do it for the sake of entertainment….like a gang of fucking pussies….especially when you look at this bitch…from ass to fake tits….from face to fake tan…and see that there’s no way she’s a day younger than 30….you’ve all been had….and for some reason when I see pics of her in here thong…whether they are new or old…I feel the need to revisit this shit like it matters…I’m a fucking sucker…but at least I am aware of what I’m doing here.
Here are some pictures of Courtney Stodden showing off her room. I have no idea what the fuck these are for, other than self promotion, or why the fuck anyone would bother with them, other than cuz they are getting paid, but I think her whole 16 year old lie would be more efffective if she pretended to be 16 and not the 30 year old stripper I know she is….She needs to have backstreet boys posters on her wall like when she was 16….none of this bullshit boas and bras and tacky stripper garbage that kills any fantasy they were going for with this huge obvious staged scandal publicity stunt they are going for….
Tacky trashy whores are only good to fuck….not document and follow around….
What a clever little bottom feeder….she’s so thematic with her stunts…whether it be a sexy santa claus for Christmas, a half naked slut in love for Valentines Day or Marilyn Monroe panty flashing for Presidents day, she must have a real team of expert PR people behind her, helping her craft her genius into a legit career….it is idiot, obvious, pathetic, irritating that it is working, but entertaining that it is working, cuz it remids us how fucking stupid America is for allowing this kind of thing to make it in the tabloids and on TV…it is ridiculous…and maybe that’s why people are watching this stripper trash who can’t be 16….cuz she looks too washed up and 30.
These staged pics of Courtney Stodden in her bikini with her husband taht I feel like an idiot calling staged because they are of Courtney Stodden and everything about her is fucking staged…even the fact that she’s 16….or that her tits are real….or anything that diverts from the truth that I’d go out and prove if I cared enough …where she’s a stripper, he’s a has been looking for media coverage or at least to give a bitch media coverage cuz he has no self esteem, likes fucking her and knows this is all he can offer…and who cares, it’s amazing…
A good friend of mine runs NotSomebody.com….he lives in LA and gets exclusive pics of these celebrity idiots whenever he accidentally crosses paths with them…I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to convince him to leave the house with a camera and make some paparazzi money out of it more often, but he’s pretty committed to remaining not a somebody…but this weekend he was dragged out of the house and got these pics of an actual nobody….Courtney Stodden in a skimpy dress despite the cold cuz that’s what attention cries are all about…
Either way, Here’s what he had to say:
Friends of mine were in from Vancouver. They wanted me to take them to the Grove. I’m glad I did, because they were able to see a true star in the making, Courtney Stodden. I decided to follow her and take a few pics. I had a few people come up to me and ask who she was and I didn’t have an answer. Her “husband” Doug Hutchison was clutching her arm, wearing the same crappy black outfit he’s had on for about a year. Don’t blame the guy though. I’m sure he’s pretty much broke and he’s pinned all his dollars and hopes to some weird publicity stunt, that judging by the one paparazzi that was there, isn’t working out too well.
I have had sex with 17 year olds. There is no way this bitch is 17. I don’t even know why people want to entertain this because it is clear she’s some implant stripper pushing 40 looking for a publicity stunt to get some level of fame and it is working because you are all into trashy garbage because you are trashy garbage….but maybe it’s cuz she’s half naked…..and people like looking at half naked…even if she’s just a garbage low level stripper….
Courtney Stodden is a joke I have a very hard time accepting into my daily routine of blog posting…even if I have nothing better to do…even if she represents everything that matters in Hollywood….you know creating a lie that you are 16 with natural tits when really you’re 30 and implanted….and people actually buying into it…more importantly…while getting half naked, in bikini, working with the paparazzi, hustling her trashy shit because the attention is better than that of her stripping years….but the more she exposes herself…the more willing I get…so here she is in a red bikini even though the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are what mattered today…
It makes me mad that these people are even noticed….That such an obviously annoying publicity stunt would get picked up by the media….they a clearly 30 year old stripper with implants is pretending to be 16….and people are talking about it like she hasn’t got a broken down face….But at the same time isn’t that her just living the American dream….all trash all the time…this is the country that made Jerry Springer…and Paris Hilton and the Kardashians….she’s perfectly inline for great success cuz you are some undiscriminatory garbage loving fast food eating nation….and sometimes that works for the right piece of shit…case in fucking point.
People love this shit, I hate this shit, I want to sex tape this shit, but until then, this is just shit.
