Hollyscoop.com reported that Mischa Barton was arrested for a DUI last night and was released for 10,000 dollar bail. I don’t really give a fuck. I think drinking and driving is funny. It’s like playing a videogame drunk, but the real life version, where if you go off the road real people can die, making the thrill all the higher. I don’t drink and drive anymore, because I am not 16 and because I don’t have a car or license anymore, so when I get drunk, I rely on other drunk drivers to get me home safely, or not, because at 4 am when wasted, the last thing I am worried about is whether the dude driving had one too many, I am more interested in finding young girls to take showers for me.

Either way, I don’t understand why someone with her kind of money, despite nor working for the last few years, is in any position to not have a hired driver. I guess she wants to be self-sufficient and shit, but I know if I was rich I’d have hired help doing everything for me, from putting on my shoes, wiping my ass after I shit and most importantly driving me anywhere I want to go at any given time. The fact that all these bitches are doing this DUI bullshit like it’s trendy and like you aren’t someone unless you have a celebrity petty criminal record, makes absolutely no sense to me, but then again, I hate cops and like to come in under the radar whenever I’m breakin’ laws.

Here’s some recent pics of Mischa’s pants, which by the looks of them, should have been the reason she got arrested, because what these shits are doing to her ass is fucking criminal.

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