In news that doesn’t affect you because you don’t get laid, Aids has been cured! But I wouldn’t go back to fucking the hookers you are bound to fuck when you realize it’s the only way you can get laid without condoms, or hitting up Gay Bath Houses for some bareback ass fucking, because they cured this dude of Aids by genetically altering him and being genetically altered isn’t really technologically developed enough to make it a household process when you accidentally fuck that girl who smells like feces raw, it’s an isolated case, but it’s something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime, so I guess it’s worth celebrating. So put on a pair of your tightest boy shorts or assless pants and grab your gag ball and do a little dance for modern medicine….