I heard a joke yesterday about how the value of pussy is more like a car than like a house, the older a bitch gets, the pussy goes down in price and I laughed and realized that that’s the reason I am not a comedian, I just can’t come up with shit like that and that I am not very funny.

What I can come up with are pictures of Cyndi Lauper’s old pussy on the beach and they are pretty funny. She looks happier than a pig in shit frolickin’ through the waves with her titties bouncing everywhere, but mainly because she looks like a fucking pig and not because she’s smiling, laughing or showing any signs of happiness. I guess I should have just said Cyndi Lauper is a pig and dropped that whole pig in shit line, I guess I’ll know better for next time.