I spent the other night watching X-Factor auditions. I have no idea why, but the funny thing about it was that they only shot Danni Minogue from her right side. No matter what year it was from, no matter how many hours I spent watching clip after clip after clip, the bitch never showed the left side of her face. I assumed it had to do with her contract thanks to some botched Michael Jackson surgery that I am pretty sure she’s got, or maybe the cunt is just vain and high maintenance, but if you are like me, and have no TV, but a lot of time on your hands, google the shit and you will see….

So in a lot of ways, this is like a Muslim bitch showing some ankle or chin, you know the forbidden fruit you don’t know what you’re getting until it’s too late and you’re married to her and, all cuz I get to see her full on face, and like a Muslim, I can’t send her back, the damage is done, after I realize I got a shitty end of the deal but you have to stay with her in a no turning back kind of way…unless she shames the family, at which point we can have her killed…

I guess none of this matters, I mean it’s Danni Minogue, who the fuck is she and why the fuck am I posting on her, really. So what, her sister did the Locomotion. Big fucking deal.

It’s a good thing Danni Minogue got her tits done. It was like some self-fulfilling prophecy or someshit that went down when she was a little longer and trying to be sexy and relevant because that’s why girls get fake tits, anticipating that one day her ass and would get fat and balance out her top heavy self so that when her overall sex appeal dies down to the general population, the bottom feeders who are trying to get to her sister thru her vagina will still overlook the shit, that is assuming that she ever had any sex appeal and since she has a vagina, I assume she did, but I’m thinking she was nothing more than a whore with fake tits and a dream to get out of her sisters shadow, you know, who secretly wished the breast cancer would ravage her sister so that she’d be the favorite Minogue, something that didn’t happen for her, but what did happen this weekend is that she got into a bikini and here are the pics….

I was just taking a shit, and by shit I mean I was just uploading these Kylie and Danni Minogue pictures, that were just as painful as taking a shit, yes it hurts when I shit, but that’s just because my liver is shot and apparently it’s got some pretty integral role in shitting almost as integral as Kylie’s tits had in making her famous. Too bad they’ve left the building like Elvis, but not because of a drug overdose….it was cancer. No cancer isn’t funny, even when it happens to an asshole boss who deserves it, but breast implants are, they are like toys for adults.

I love seeing these plastic surgery bitches on the street, I am not talking post cancer implants like Kylie, I am talking rich breast implanted mom’s who’s husbands made them do it because it was always their fantasy and now that they have money and a woman dependent on their lifestyle, their reality, because when a bitch goes under the knife for you, you know you pretty much own her.

I always like asking girls I know with implants if they will have my baby, not because I want them to actually have my baby, because I don’t think my sperm can handle impregnating much more than my testicles and they are having a hard enough time just doing that, but when they respond by saying no, because no one wants my baby, I like to follow up with asking if they think the baby will look more like they look now or more like how they looked before the plastic surgery, because seeing a baby with big implants would be awkward, especially when it stats breast feeding itself.