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Archive for the ‘David Arquette’ Category

David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing….

Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married….

What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life.

Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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She's shoving Her Panties Up Her Vadge
I dont know why
Free Cam Shows
You'll Wanna Check These Out
Bridal Uggs
WHAT THE FUCK
Cheryl Cole is Sexy
But she needs to shut her mouth
A Collection of Fails
Always good for a laugh
Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
Eeeesh
Free Cam Shows
Make Monday the best it could be
Cassidy Rae is a Throwback Hottie
Well Hello!
Karina Derizans Is Apparently Some New Reality Star
And she's in a bikini
Teen Slut and a Dildo
And guess where she puts it