The lesson we can all pull from David Spade is that if you are a midget, dwarf, troll of a person…who everyone laughed at their little boy stature their entire life…get into entertainment, cuz the second you get on TV or in the movies for being the little weasel of a person that everyone laughs at, you will land some of the hottest pussy available to man….it’s just how girls work…they get excited at the fact that they have the chance to fuck older famous dudes…it’s a great story to tell their friends when they ask about how “LA is treating them”….

You know how it is….you know cuz you’re the kinda guy everyone laughs at who wasn’t resourceful enough to get a fucking job in entertainment…and now you’re stuck chronic masturbationing.

He’s always been dainty and petite, so it’s only natural that they make him the woman that he is…I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t care that this is David Spade because you always thought he was a woman playing a man….you know like his twin sister Ellen….and I have a feeling at least one of you is going to because you like cock attached to the tits you’re jerking off to, tranny love is your dirty little secret….and I have a feeling at least one of you doesn’t is too drunk to realize this is David Spade and not some old hooker with great tits…because that person is me….