I don’t watch Desperate Housewives because despite popular belief, I do still have my balls, but I know a lot of dudes who are forced into this shit by their wives and I’d like to say the people at Desperate Housewives are doing a pretty good job making Sunday night TV designed for women, appealing to the men forced into watching the shit. I figure it’s just smart business because eventually dude will lose his fucking mind if there’s nothing hot to distract him, leaving him either beating his wife, or walking out on her, and I guess they don’t want to ruin marriages, but instead want us all to cum together….Either way, this Julie Benz chick should make a move to middle aged lady porn, but I guess that’s kinda what she’s doing and she’s got it going on…

This shit reminds me of voyeur porn. The kind that is usually staged but you like to think it isn’t, of girls taking showers or getting changed. I am not talking the voyeur porn where creeps go out with their cameras and try to sneak upskirts and shit because that kinda stuff is a little too stalker for me. I am more into stalking useless celebrities that everyone seems to care about, because at least they are getting paid to entertain me and aren’t some innocent girls walking up the stairs at the mall for people like you to snap shots of. I have morals….

Either way, this through the door Longoria dancing shit makes me laugh because there was a time that all I would look up was this kind of shit. Normally it would end with her giving the dude a blowjob or some shit, but bitch has an image to keep up or something.