Diora Baird is a busty Guess Model turned actor in such high profile movies like Wedding Crashers, where she played some busty redhead and Texas Chainsaw Masacre….where she played a busty redhead….
I guess she’s turned 29, realizes it is time to make serious moves, because 2 years ago, when starring in NIGHT OF THE DEMONS, SHE USED PROSTHETIC NIPPLES instead of showing her tits, like some kind of bitch mocking us with her Busty Redhead bust…..instead of just openly giving it to us like we deserved….but fast forward two years…and she’s bringing them in a fashion mag I dont’ know the name of and that to me is bittersweet….a little more of this bust redhead topless hustle….and maybe she’ll get an actual movie gig that fucking matters…cuz we love tits that are willing to be put on display….thank god the shy prude is behind us….you’re a whore willing to get naked for money now…embrace it…cuz I know I’d like to…
Here’s a video of her from another shoot – I think……..
Who knows or cares who Diora Baird is….her parents, family, friends, mayby…..Guys she gave herpes to? Probably…a few stray fans who probably jerk off to her tits less now than they used to since they are at that stage in the relationship/ since she hasn’t existed the last decade…..but luckily GQ UK brought out some other more relevant pussy in the form of Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker and Amy Schumer to take some of the pressure of Diora Baird while giving their readers some variety instead of leaving them thiking, Diora Baird? Who the fuck is that?…..
It is their comedy issue…I already posted Olivia Wilde’s Cover and it turns out that these tits are no joke…but what they are doing to them kind of is and as much of a joke snob as I am…you know cuz I don’t laugh or find anything funny…this joke is one I can endorse, appreciate, and try to get myself pregnant to….
I posted the trailer a while ago from Diora Baird’s fake movie magic tits that I need to get a pair of to make my masturbation more interesting, or to at least make various household object, like my dog, more fun to pet….These prosthetic tits look better than most fake tits these starlets get to
I guess the funniest thing in all this is that just 5 years ago she was in The Wedding Crashers, a movie I am sure she thought was the start of a properous career, but instead lead to being cut out of the latest Star Trek and this straigh to DVD trash….which I’m sure has given her a nice reality chekc, has toned down her ego and if you happen to stumble into the bar she hard drinks at, I can only assume it’ll end in back alley blowjobs…cuz I bitch has gotta eat and her actual career isn’t really doing it for her…but maybe that’s cuz she’s too full of shit to go topless and show her actual tits…she’s one of those…who until she learns to sacrifice herself for content…especially when B-Movies are all she’s getting…she deserves the fate her prude ass has left in the couch of her life…
Here’s the shitty clip from Night of Demons…without the tit cuz the file was corrupt…but you still get a sense of her great acting..
And here’s Shannon Elizabeth someone who proved that despite going topless in a big movie, keeping that interest from the public up hasn’t been as easy as her hot body expected…amd Bobbi Sue Luther doing a stupid lesbian themed dance….
The thing that throws me off about this movie, is the last time I was drunk with a girl who had whiskers drawn on her, she ended up getting peed on in a fire escape and her Russian husband wasn’t too happy about it…but seeing Shannon Elizabeth have her face ripped off was kinda hot…if you’re a psychopath.
Sidenote – I think Diora Baird has the single ugliest Wikipedia picture on Wikipedia…Change that shit up yo.
It is Canadian Thanksgiving….So I’ve been sleeping all day and drinking all night…partying with the suits on Sundays cuz they don’t normally party on Sundays, cuz that she’s a work night, like they were 15 and still living with their parents on a school night, cuz I guess some people like growing up….I don’t know why I do it, I don’t talk to anyone, they just give me dirty looks, and only sometimes can I find a horny fat chick willing to buy me drinks cuz I’m willing to talk to her and make her feel like the dirty pig she’s always wanted to be.
That said, I just woke up and all I’ve go lined up is this Diora Bair fondling her tits for FHM….I am just not sure who Diora Baird is, but I think she may be that Darva Conger bitch who was on that millionaire marriage show who did Playboy, but I am probably wrong.
Her new breakout role is some horror flick called Night of Demons, this is the exclusive trailer that isn’t exclusive to me but to the site I stole it from, cuz like a pirate, I take what I want, you see some titty for half a second, and if you’re horny enough, that’ll be good enough, kinda like memories of the days we all jerked off to scrambled porn.
Unfortunately, the tits in the trailer aren’t her actual tits, they are prosthetics, but some of you creeps may be into prosthetics, but in the event you don’t read my posts or click my links…here are the real deal.
Actors are so self-involved that they just love seeing themselves in pictures andhearing themselves talk. They love whoring out. They love sucking dick for parts. They are the insecure scum of the earth who really put themselves out there to get any attention possible….
So giving them twitter has led to a lot of ridiculousness, whether it’s pictures or statements made for attention and it has allowed people to see that side of actors that is usually hidden and controlled by their PR people and the machine that uses them and milks them to make lots of money…
Bottom feeding “actors” who have been in Playboy and who only have 8,000 followers cuz they are pretty much that irrelevant but wish they weren’t, are usually a hell of a lot more eager to get noticed since the last decade of trying has done very little for her, other than a Playboy spread, a set of fake tits and having her part cut from the latest Star Trek movie she thought was her big break…other than her fake tits…
So here is Diora Baird (who?) showing off some fake tit on twitter for hits…
Her name is Diora Baird and she’s some kind Guess? Model who did Playboy. These are supposed to be some kind of amateur self-shot pictures she took but they look like they are from the 70s and bitch was only born in ’83, so I don’t really get it. But I am not the smartest dude out there. I do know that she’s got bush going on and everyone knows that from the time she was 18, bush didn’t exist and the brazilian had already killed pubic hair around the globe. Murderer.
Either way, she’s topless, and despite lookin’ like she’s on the set of Roseanne, or part of some trailer park film festival, her tits are big and worth lookin’ at.
