Here’s some vintage burlesque inspired Doutzen Kroes and some Big Fucking Titty Easter Themed Kate Upton Pigging Out With Her Big Fucking TIts in Sheer lingerie dancing in bunny ears for easter that you’ll appreciate, because it’s far more fun to fuck than the resurrection of Christ, or family functions, unless you have the kind of family that’s into fucking each other, it happens…
Doutzen Kroes has a ridiculously fit body, especially for someone who recently pumped out an interracial baby. It kinda puts things into perspective of just how lazy moms who don’t get paid millions of dollars to be in bikinis and lingerie for big corporations are….you know the kind of bitch who didn’t have a body this good before he got knocked up….only to use being knocked up as an excuse as to why she should no longer work out or say no to the fucking, cake, pasta, donuts, french fries….she’s a mom after all at that’s the hardest job….yeah fucking right…It is a conspiracy of bitches being lazy, tricking men everywhere and forcing them to fuck slop…while fantasizing about fucking hotness….even fucking their woman before she let herself go…
But in defense of the lazy moms everywhere, there is no telling what kind of mangled destroyed mess Doutzen Kroes is packing in those bikini bottoms, but for some reason, I don’t think it matters……this body allows you to ignore ravaged, accidented cunt.
Bikini model Doutzen Kroes, who is married to some black dude who she got knocked up by before marrying, is in her bikini….and I know some of you may be disgusted about the whole interracial shit, cuz that’s just the kind of crown I attract, but for some reason, probably cuz I fuck hookers, I never really cared if a bitch I am fucking has fucked a black dude, I’ll eat that shit out like she didn’t….I’m not white trash like that…. and I sure as hell don’t care if some lingerie model in her bikini on the beach fucked a black dude…what I do care about is why she bothered having the baby….I don’t get women and their need to reproduce…just chill the fuck out on the uterus….don’t they see how horrible it is when they see families in parks and restaurants and wherever the fuck kids drag their parents like the little leeches they are….I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious….not as obvious as the fact that Doutzen has a beat the fuck up vagina, cuz she’s got it all wrapped up in a bathing suit and here are the pics
Way back in the beginning of March, I did a post on the ADRIANA LIMA AND DOUTZEN KROES HOT PHOTOSHOOT FOR V MAGAZINE ….because like the rest of the world, I hate Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, they are designed for bored husbands in their 60s who don’t know how to use the internet to jerk off to….but I am a fan of the models…and their hotness…so when they are put to good use, I pay attention, but not that much attention, since the photoshoot video came out 5 days ago and I’m only posting it now….nobody is perfect….espcially when these posts aren’t all that interesting to me….after 8 years at this it’s just another pussy I’m not fuckng stuffed into a photoshoot I’m not at….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz who really cares when it was shot…what you need to care about are Lima’s nipples…you see cuz that’s the basis of what’s actually important in life….asshole.
Here’s some Doutzen Kroes putting a pic up on twitter of some Victoria Secret photoshoot bullshit that bores me because Victoria’s Secret sucks, has no real concept, and bores me since it is all the fucking same all the fucking time…what I do like about it are the models who are part of the shit because they are hot bodied and hat’s really what matters in life….I mean her hard stomach looks like I could chip a fucking tooth, if I still had my teeth on it, that to me is something all girls should have, that doughy fucking sloppy stomach shit is for moms and fat chicks and not for me…so do your fucking sit ups girls…one day you too can be a Victoria’s Secret model, or worst case, a body that will make dudes happy to fuck…which should be every girl’s ambition.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…these Victoria’s Secret bitches are always hotter when they aren’t in Victoria’s Secret corporate campaigns that are played out, repetitive and dull, despite all the hot pussy they throw in in…
I get that they use it to sell their panties to fat women in the mid-west who like God, casseroles and looking hot for their boring sex life…..that will end in them cheating, lying and ruining their kids over, since we’re not meant to be locked up in prison, we’re all selfish….
Not that it matters…here are some models fighting…not naked enough maybe…but better than nothing.
Here’s a fascinating story of lust and loss…..or not….Michael Bay is filming the Victoria’s Secret commercial at Alex Rodriguez’s house and herpes would have been had by everyone….only A-Rod’s not into the lingerie model types, they are too busy, lady like and curvy…..he like his bitches as close to man as he can get without going or admitting to be a homo….it’s a jock thing….
I don’t really get this baby trend….especially not for these lingerie supermodels…it’s like they’ve all gone and done it…including Gisele and she wasn’t even born with a Vagina….we’re talking Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, the whole fucking roster of these money making bodies who sold their soul, pretending they have the best gig in the business, because if they say they don’t, their family back home gets killed off, because really these models are the most exploited….there’s a 9 billion dollar empire riding on their tits….
Babies fucking suck and more importantly they ruin women…and if your gig is being half naked…maybe you should stick to fucking adopting…even if you bounce back looking this good…that’s not the point…cuz we don’t know what deflated testicle mess you’re hiding in your shorts….and more importantly…now all our fucking Doutzen fantasies involve her lactating….into a babies mouth cuz she’s too busy, tired, in love and baby obessessed to lactate in our mouths….
Nothing good comes from pregnancy….I came from pregnancy….case in point
VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……
I don’t know what this Doutzen Kroes photoshoot is from, I just know I can see her softly lit nipples through her shirt and that’s far more exciting a youtube video of the one I just saw of a nurse jerking off a handicapped Stephen Hawkins person….
What the fuck…..I think watching Doutzen Kroe’s glorious tits is far better an example of why youtube porn is good….or is it? who cares…
Here’s a hot vintage feel Chirstmas striptease with Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio….showing off their hot slutty lingerie bodies in short shorts, panties and bra…while dancing around the Christmas Tree….and I fucking love it….if I was a fashion company…this is the kind of shit I’d pull every fucking day…it’s simple, obvious but to me half naked hot bitches who have bored me doing Victoria’s Secret finally stepping up is art…..that makes me want to cum all over my red suit….or maybe just all over them…
Here’s Victoria’s Secret model not half naked…..which may make you ask yourself why the fuck I am bothering posting pics of a bitch who gets paid to be half naked for the world it see in her fucking jacket…Is it because I’m an asshole reminding you that winter is here and that for most of us this is what’s going to happen to all the hot bitches around us….making creeping in the park…just cold, lonely and sad…..or is it because I don’t have anything else to post and I’m stretching this shit content as far as I can go….Or is it cuz models who get half naked often have their faces ignored and Doutzen needs her face embraced or cummed all over….who fucking knows…I just know I’m posting them…
After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..
You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…
But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.
Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…
Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model…which to me means that whenever pictures of her are taken…she’s in a bikini and lingerie modeling…not this bullshit acting a fool shit she’s released…distracting us from the fact that she’s a bikini and lingerie model…see cuz when she’s in a bikini , in lingerie…..I find it hard to stay interested in this shit….seriously…I think I need a nap.
I don’t know when these pictures were taken, I just know they are of Mom Doutzen Kroes in a bikini, so that by default means it doesn’t matter, not cuz I think the bitch in a bikini is always a win, but because I think mom’s in bikinis, even hot model moms with big tits who are paid to be in bikinis suck, you know with the whole shredded vagina shit but bikini pictures are bikini pictures and here are some bikini pictures.
