VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……
I don’t know what this Doutzen Kroes photoshoot is from, I just know I can see her softly lit nipples through her shirt and that’s far more exciting a youtube video of the one I just saw of a nurse jerking off a handicapped Stephen Hawkins person….
What the fuck…..I think watching Doutzen Kroe’s glorious tits is far better an example of why youtube porn is good….or is it? who cares…
Here’s a hot vintage feel Chirstmas striptease with Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio….showing off their hot slutty lingerie bodies in short shorts, panties and bra…while dancing around the Christmas Tree….and I fucking love it….if I was a fashion company…this is the kind of shit I’d pull every fucking day…it’s simple, obvious but to me half naked hot bitches who have bored me doing Victoria’s Secret finally stepping up is art…..that makes me want to cum all over my red suit….or maybe just all over them…
Here’s Victoria’s Secret model not half naked…..which may make you ask yourself why the fuck I am bothering posting pics of a bitch who gets paid to be half naked for the world it see in her fucking jacket…Is it because I’m an asshole reminding you that winter is here and that for most of us this is what’s going to happen to all the hot bitches around us….making creeping in the park…just cold, lonely and sad…..or is it because I don’t have anything else to post and I’m stretching this shit content as far as I can go….Or is it cuz models who get half naked often have their faces ignored and Doutzen needs her face embraced or cummed all over….who fucking knows…I just know I’m posting them…
After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..
You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…
But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.
Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…
Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model…which to me means that whenever pictures of her are taken…she’s in a bikini and lingerie modeling…not this bullshit acting a fool shit she’s released…distracting us from the fact that she’s a bikini and lingerie model…see cuz when she’s in a bikini , in lingerie…..I find it hard to stay interested in this shit….seriously…I think I need a nap.
I don’t know when these pictures were taken, I just know they are of Mom Doutzen Kroes in a bikini, so that by default means it doesn’t matter, not cuz I think the bitch in a bikini is always a win, but because I think mom’s in bikinis, even hot model moms with big tits who are paid to be in bikinis suck, you know with the whole shredded vagina shit but bikini pictures are bikini pictures and here are some bikini pictures.
Here are some pictures of Doutzen Kroes showing off the shittiest fashion accessories of all time, a baby stroller. Shit.
Bitch had a good thing going for her, why did she go and ruin it with some sperm that she’ll probably be breaking up with down the line anyway, making her ask if it was really worth it or not…more importantly making her convince hereself that is was the right decision that should wouldn’t trade for anything, not even her model body back, cuz without conincing herself of that she’d have no choice but to kill herself…. FOLLOW ME
I assume some of you like jerking off to faces. You get to visualize cumming all over them. So this should be a nice change of pace from the regular porn pussy you get off to. You know the haggard, hard faces that look like they are peeling off. The acne scars and meth scabs they try to cover up with cheap make-up.
So what better way to tap into that fetish than to use these close-ups of Victoria’s Secret Doutzen Kroes looking pretty fucking nice to look at…
Not to mention you can see her topless ass in a g-string, which is more my thing, since when I look at bitches, I never even notice their faces..
This is a fashion site. Get that into your heads. This is not some waste of space smutty blog written by some hack pervert who just wants girls to send
in nude pictures and who does it by seducing them with his most vile stories…this is a fashion site…Tell Rolex, Crown Royal, Johnny Walker and all other brands that you are rich and you come here to see the latest in the fashion industry….cuz this is a fashion site.
I figure the more I repeat it, the more people will believe it, and the next thing you know I’ll be island hopping instead of dive bar hopping.
Here’s Doutzen Kroes in too much clothes in Flare’s September issue….
I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…
Here are some pictures of Doutzen in Vogue Russia that actually show off her big model body….
Doutzen Kroes is another one of those models who is owned by Victoria’s Secret because Victoria’s Secret found them in some obscure country, kidnapped them and forced them to sign their “agency” for life, or until they are done with them, and if they don’t, their family gets killed off or some shit…the only non Victoria’s Secret shit they can do is SI, or any other bikini/lingerie work, to keep people wanting to fuck them, so that there is a reason for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, or some shit….
So here she is in Bazaar, and the pictures don’t have as much Vagina lip as I’d like to see, but it’s better than nothing….
Fashion pulls through again…it’s like they convince these hot chicks to get half naked with a little thing called money and a false sense of quality, class, shit I don’t understand because the only thing I ever tried to do in fashion was crotchless panties I made from panties I picked up at the Salvation Army…
Here is Doutzen Kroes proving that models are nothing but whores who only fuck you if you’re a billionaire, but will get naked for you if you offer them enough money and pretend you work in the industry…Good times…
I just posted about how fat and lazy Doutzen Kroes is and how she needs to hang with Precious to look skinny and hot like a model is supposed to look, and I guess she took my advice to heart, cuz here she is doing a workout between takes at the Victoria’s Secret photoshoot…at least I like to think I have that kind of impact, when really no one knows I exist, but here she is working out to remind you that it is never too late to change your life around….
