Drake may be hyped to fucking shit, but his music bores the fuck out of me. The dude is not gangster. He is not interesting. He is not even black. His mom who raised him in a rich part of town is more Jewish than a fucking Rabbi and she probably just got knocked up by his dad cuz she was trying to piss off the community…because she was tired of spending her days at the hair salon and getting her nails done. He was a Canadian TV star, which isn’t saying much, but he started out with more money than real rappers from the streets, so he should definitely keep paying off girls in his audience to flash him, not only does it make him look like people care about him, but it also gives his fans something to watch instead of falling the fuck asleep at his show….

I’ve had the unfortunate experience of seeing him perform and he fucking sucks, but tits don’t.

I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there’s nothing hood about that, but who needs fuckin’ hood when you get all the bitches, and here they are with their tits.