The EMAs were yesterday…and I’m surprised anyone takes any award ceremony serious….it’s all some marketing lie that I guess is for teenagers…but MTV are the ones who make 100s of millions of dollars, reminding me that I know nothing….and they know all…I mean they are the people who created Jersey Shore, the cultural hub of our generation…..

Either way, Selena Gomez was the host, she’s like a fucking 12 year old…all tight, baby faced, and kid-like voice, but 18 and legal….so now I get why the pedos like her…it is more that just the whole sex with Beiber that Pedos like to fantasize about – just ask Usher Raymond it’s gotta do with her…she’s no coat tail rider…she claims her own fate….

I don’t know what I’m saying but here are the pics I have access to….of 18 year old acting 12 in some weird fetish….I call sex offender…

Other people who attended the EMAs were:

Hayden Panettiere may be saving the whales….but not this whale….even though I love the idea of circus Monkeys all up on my dick….

Jessie J with stupid tron inspired, not erotic body suit style that should be taken out back and shot, even if it has a vagina hammock panel segment at her vagina….

Katy Perry with her 50s Hair in Pink – like Some Futuristic throwback that shoulda died in the Vietnam war but that is unfortunately still living…walking amongst us…and worst of all making money by all of us…unfair to all those who actually look good and have talent….

Irina Shayk Showing Off Some Leg for some male attention , Cuz Ronaldo’s too busy giving other males his male attention…

Bar Refaeli Isn’t as Good as She Thinks She is…Rocking a Tacky Bar Mitzvah dress from the 80s….Some toddlers in Tiara’s white trash, not hot dress…and she’s a fucking model tapped into all designers…making this make no fucking sense…