I thought the whole point of the Sears Lingerie section was for perverts to get turned on and jerk off. I figure most people who get off fucking women’s lingerie actually buy the shit and take the shit home to jerk off all over, but it’s the fucking recession and some people don’t really like to steal, so he compromised, but unfortunately the law didn’t, cuz jerking off or fucking clothes on the rack of a department store in public is illegal…who knew?

I feel for this dude. Not only have I rubbed my dick up on panties in the past but I’ve also spent hours outside and inside lingerie stores watching bitches shop and try on clothes….You see, we come from a generation where there was no porn so we discovered ourselves with our mom, sister, neighbor’s underwear and/or pictures of bitches in the Sears catalog in lingerie and now that dude is in America he’s taking it upon himself to make that shit a reality…He’s just living the American Dream you assholes trying to snuff this motherfucker’s good times out….

I saw these picture of Danielle Lloyd the other day and wasn’t too impressed, because the ass flash picture wasn’t released. I don’t remember who she is, probably from Big Brother UK but I do know that she’s one of those chicks who constantly exposes herself and when I see her name in the boards I rip my pictures off of, usually means a guaranteed post…

Reality is that I like slutty lookin girls who dress in revealing clothes. I like girls who show off their bodies and don’t wear panties. I like being with girls who like to flash their bodies and their body parts discreetly even though they usually suck in bed, but watching other guys get hard over them is a total power trip. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened since I got one of my chicks to not wear panties one night and discreetly expose the shit, but that was a long fucking time ago….

I also like girls who like sex. So I spent the last hour sitting on a park bench outside a maternity store. I do this sometimes because I like to let the girls know that I know what they’ve been up to by giving them dirty looks or creepy smirks. In my head I think to myself how that bitch let a dude bust nut inside her and smile and I know she knows I know she let some dude bust in her and that in a few months so will the rest of the world….it’s kinda like she’s released a sex tape or has starred in a porn flick that I’ve never seen, but I still know she was in it.

Here are those Danielle Lloyd pics.