I am not in Paris for Fashion Week because fashion isn’t really my thing and Paris is pretty faggy and romantic and made for rich people, give me a full tank of gas and a shitty RV and I’m happy, but Miranda Kerr is and as she walks thru the airport she looks like she’s staring in some kind of old movie that is all glamorous and classy and that kind of refined look makes jerking off on her face a lot more fun. I’ve always loved the uptight girls who you’d expect to see with their napkins on their laps eating at fancy restaurants drinking expensive wines and talking about current events or in the park having a picnic with herself reading some smart person book like this was 1940s let loose, so to any guys out there who are friends with this girl, or see her in a bar, do your best to treat her like a lady and by lady I mean whore and camera phone that shit.

Pics via Bauer

I wasn’t going to bother with these because lets face it, she’s a bikini model and showing off her body is what she does, making a cleavage dress almost pointless because all I have to do is google image her ass and she actual fuckin’ tit, but then I remembered that fans of female celebrities who don’t get laid get pretty serious about this shit, maybe even a little obsessive and like to scrapbook every picture that comes out of her, because in their mind she’s their wife in training who they will need to know all about and be prepared for when their destiny finally falls into place, despite the cold, sad truth that they are just virgin losers who will end up alone, because saving themselves for Marisa Miller in ther delusion that she’s all they can ever settle with or see themselves with, when the reality is that they should take anything that comes their virgin loser way, because otherwise, they will die alone….I never understood why virgin losers have superiority complexes and why they don’t realizes just how pathetic they are…but I do know that I am posting these pics for them….

And here’s the less interesting wardrobe change….

Pics via FAME

So all you fashionistas probably already know that it’s fashion week in London…or maybe that it was fashion week in london…that it is going to be fashion week in London and some weird Goth clothing company had this fashion show, that was topless, see thru and all around weird.

Now I’m the kind of guy who hates fucking vampires and obscure kids in black who hate the world and shoot up schools, but I do like tits, and in not wanting to perpetuate this men in platform shoes and make-up, industrial music bullshit, I tried to not post these pics, but the tits won this fight, again.