I don’t like shows about ugly bitches. I don’t think they should even be allowed on TV, since TV is supposed to set the mood and the insecurities of the population and this Ugly Betty bitch throws that off, I guess that’s why it was cancelled, something I was really happy about, but unfortunately, now that they are cancelled, they are pulling all the stops and really letting lose with the shit, with scenes involving America Ferrera, the pig who plays the Ugly bitch because she’s ugly flashing her bra and the whole thing may be exciting to you, but I think should get some execs fined by the FCC or whoever the people who always run after Howard Stern are. This is obscene. Little kids were possibly watching the show with their fat moms who relate to the show…but probbaly not…since no one is watching the show.

Tennis is the one sport I can handle watching because it is the televised sport closest to porn that I’ve found. I went into this yesterday and don’t think I have to really get into it again…just think grunts, panties, camel toe, sweat, grunts, faces of struggle and pain, ass, athleticism, heavy breathing, hard nipples and sometimes on women who don’t look like dudes. Some guys will always dig tennis playing pussy and I just happen to be one of them….

One of Lady Gaga’s fan got kicked out of her concert and took it to the streets where he decided to stop traffic with his dick. He ended up getting arrested for what I guess he thought was a genius idea at the time because I can only assume being forced to listen to Lady Gaga perform would make me want to throw away my freedom and strip myself of my worldy possessions before jumping into traffic…next time let’s hope the authorites go after the real fucking pantsless criminal who brain washes the public with her bullshit memorable music…but unfortunately the public doesn’t see her as the threat I do…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

I don’t know who Rachel Taylor is, but I know I don’t like her, because like a typical cock teasing whore in a skirt, she’s gone and put on a pair of fuckin’ panties, when everyone know there is no fun in panties, except for maybe my neighbor who is obsessed with wearing women’s lingerie, to the point that he doesn’t give a shit that we all know and makes a point of picking up his mail or taking out his garbage with his thong exposed like he was a trashy teenage girl back when showin your thong was in style, when all I want to see is pussy.

Here is that pretty irrelevant actress who gets cast in shitty movies you would probably only watch at 5 in the morning after coming home alone wasted when it’s on TV and you’re lying in bed and too lazy to go to the computer and figure your best chance to get off is a story about a Playboy bunny becoming a Sorority girl, only to wake up 10 hours later, still drunk with your underwear around your ankles and your dick still in hand, with random memories of the night before, coming in wasted and alone because the girl who was dancing provocatively didn’t go home with you and trying to jerk yourself to sleep to some shitty B movie, but unsure if you ever finished. That’s the kind of girl Anna Faris is and here she is showing off her pussy in a pair of period shorts.

Here’s the extent of my Coachella coverage because I wasn’t there and didn’t get to experience the “EVENT OF A FUCKING LIFETIME” first hand because I don’t give a fuck about that kind of shit, as I just mentioned in my other post. So far the only highlight I’ve found is a horrible upskirt shot of Joss Stone performing that doesn’t even get in a close enough view as when I stand under the stairs at the movie theater.

I was expecting Coachella coverage to include topless bitches, people getting raped in tents, fuckin’, blowjobs, groupies being ridiculous, but all I’ve got is this shitty upskirt, enjoy.

I get called a hater all the time because I tease useless bitches. I can’t really help but be judgemental and tease, it just kind of comes to me, and probably a huge percentage of the world. I think the real thing to fear are the idiots who drink the fucking Kool Aid, you know the people who stroke the egos and sign this trash up for high paying jobs and shit like that, you know perpetuating the lies, the bullshit, the disgusting behavior and all that shit. I don’t claim to be an authority, I just think what I say is logical, almost as logical as seeing Paris Hilton flash some panties, it’s come to the point where she doesn’t need to even try to hold her skirt down, fuck, she could just walk around naked, we’ve all seen it all already, we’ve been with her at her most intimate moments, she’s played the fuckin’ system by exploiting herself for fame and shit fucking worked, instead of just taking her trust fund and chillin’ she needed the fame stamp of approval, and I am wasting my time writing about this and I can’t figure out why, I think it’s gotta do with hating myself and that is the real joke in all this.

I like Tila Tequila’s hustle. The whole bisexual bullshit show wasn’t anything revolutionary and I couldn’t sit through the shit, but she knew that a lot of people would, so she told her boyfriend of many years to kick back and pretend they weren’t together when she went to work, because you might as well make the money when you can. When I accidentally met Tila she was very nice and knew exactly what she was doing, when a fan asked about the guy in the first season of her show who she claimed to be in love with, who she fucking cried over, she had no idea who the girl was talking about, because it’s all a fucking scam, and that scam is a lot smarter than anything I’ve come up with.

Here’s some pictures of her pulling some other attention grabbin’ stunt, because we all like tits, lingerie, exhibitionists. Tila’s onto us and winning.

I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.

That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.

I guess I’ll never know….

I was at some party this weekend and the MC on stage screamed out to the crowd that he wanted to see some titties and 30 girls pulled up their shirts. I was at the back of the crowd, by the bar, doing shots with some native who didn’t mind getting me drunk because I pretended I was native too, and missed all the tits, but I do know that when I ask girls to show me their tits, they never respond the same way, unless slapping me and calling me a loser is considered showing me their tits, but no matter how many times I tell myself that it is, I know that it isn’t.

Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at an event, doing what she’s supposed to be doing when asked to flash her fuckin’ tits. So if you happen to be a girl and you happen to be in Canada and a Mexican fat dude happens to asks you to show him your tits, this is what you are supposed to do…it isn’t code for asking you to slap me, so make it happen like you were Kendra Wilkinson getting carried away after one too many drink. Thanks in advance.

Here’s some Meadow Soprano showing off her own little well maintained meadow and by well maintained meadow I mean her Jewish pussy at some fashion show. I don’t really know if these pictures are old or not, but I do know that they are comin’ in a few years too late because I don’t really have any interest in getting off to her now that she’s all reformed, not that I ever really wanted to get off to her, but there was a time when I would have been a lot more excited to see her cooch. That time was when I thought she was some Italian girl with low self esteem and an eating disorder in her late teens, and not some whiney Jewish girl with low self esteem and an eating disorder that she turned out to be and now she’s done gone grown up, has become some expert on eating disorders just because she had one and talks to girls in schools about that shit and writes books about that shit even though every rich Jewish teenager has eating disorders but at least she’s out flashin’ that cunt.

Speaking of Jewish Vagina, I used to know a guy who would only date Jewish girls. He thought they were the hottest fucking thing ever and he’d always tell us stories of how he would ravage them in the bedroom and treat them like pure shit behind closed doors and how they liked it. He would say all kinds of anti semetic things and they’d just swoon over him like he was some kind of god, probably because they knew their parents wouldn’t approve. He’d always get them hooked on him, but never considered them human enough to fall in love with and would drop them like last week’s kitchen garbage when he was done with them, seriously fucking them up and ruining all future relationships for them and that’s why we used to call him Hitler…..

Hilter or not, her junk is not some kind of mangled fleshy mess that looks like a human science experiement that went down in Nazi Germany, like so many vagina look like and that I still don’t descriminate against, like the other day when this Jamaican dude pulled out his cellphone and showed me a picture of the weirdest pussy I had ever seen, shit’s clit was bigger than my dick and looked like it was giving me the thumbs up and I had to keep my cool and pretend it was all good, because they were pictures of his wife and I figure throwing up at a picture of a man’s wife’s vagina is a good way to get beat down, so it’s nice to see she’s got a hot little coinslot, because it’s pretty rare, I have written enough, just look at the pics.

Lily Allen has a little landing strip, in the event you were wondering what the weapon who killed her baby looked like. I figured she’d have a lot more bush because she looks more like a ratty hipster chick than a brazilian waxing club slut and because I figured that after the miscarriage she wouldn’t give her vagina the time of day because it wronged her and needed some level of punishment and since all other forms of punishment made it cum, she figured that the silent treatment was the best approach to teach it a lesson so the pain of losing a baby doesn’t happen again, I was wrong. It happens, here’s Lily Allen’s pussy for you sick fucks who seeing the vagina of fat dumpy girls because it’s all you really know.

I don’t know when the pussy picture was taken, but these topless pictures of her are from this weekend, look at those legs, they look nice and sturdy like an empty school bus which is okay since it matches her childless stomach.

The only thing wrong with a 32 year old bitch going through a mid-life crisis is pretty much everything, what once was tight, is now loose, and what I once considered ejaculating on, reminds me of a bowl of Oatmeal. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Oatmeal or ejaculating on it, especially if you’re poor. That shit can feed an entire family. I am just saying that Cameron Diaz is like every other single 32 year old.

People like to be like everyone else. People are drawn to what other people are drawn to. There’s a comfort in group approval and thought that makes people happy. They get excited over the same popular song or movie, they think the same girls are hot, they are sheep but they are happy being a part of the herd because it’s not scary because there’s company with them there.

I always turned my back to what was popular, not by choice but because knowing that the masses were into something was enough to turn me off of it. I’d instantly think it was lame when it hit the mainstream. I was accused of being some asshole cynic who was pretentious and purposely did it to prove a point or to purposely be different, because they were sheep who assumed I cared about what people thought of me, because everyone has to care about what people think of you, that’s what our society is based on… So the world is all about living this constant cycle of fitting in and being liked and following the rules.

I have decided today that there is comfort in cliches. Lookin’ at these pictures of Cameron Diaz’s ass exposed in the wind make me think of a washed up has been who everyone wanted to fuck a few years ago, who’s biological clock is ticking and who dated a young dude who left her for new younger pussy, leaving her insecure and forced to workout to get back on the market and bad mouth him for having a small dick, because the small dick line is the girls best defense when a dude leaves her and now she’s flashing the world her ass hoping someone will accidentally throw a bucket of cum on her so that one sticks and knocks her up so that this single depressing life she’s living and hiding behind exaggerated clown faces ends and she can just settle down and be a normal 30 something year old with a bucket of cum dripping off of her……

Here are those pics.

I saw these picture of Danielle Lloyd the other day and wasn’t too impressed, because the ass flash picture wasn’t released. I don’t remember who she is, probably from Big Brother UK but I do know that she’s one of those chicks who constantly exposes herself and when I see her name in the boards I rip my pictures off of, usually means a guaranteed post…

Reality is that I like slutty lookin girls who dress in revealing clothes. I like girls who show off their bodies and don’t wear panties. I like being with girls who like to flash their bodies and their body parts discreetly even though they usually suck in bed, but watching other guys get hard over them is a total power trip. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened since I got one of my chicks to not wear panties one night and discreetly expose the shit, but that was a long fucking time ago….

I also like girls who like sex. So I spent the last hour sitting on a park bench outside a maternity store. I do this sometimes because I like to let the girls know that I know what they’ve been up to by giving them dirty looks or creepy smirks. In my head I think to myself how that bitch let a dude bust nut inside her and smile and I know she knows I know she let some dude bust in her and that in a few months so will the rest of the world….it’s kinda like she’s released a sex tape or has starred in a porn flick that I’ve never seen, but I still know she was in it.

Here are those Danielle Lloyd pics.

Here’s a video of Beyonce performing. Her dress somehow flies up and you can see her tit for a split fucking second and the only reason I know this is because someone emailed it to me. I watched the video 5 times and didn’t see the tit but then again my brain works a little slower than a computer programming loser who spent the last 4 hours playing it over and over to get the perfect frame so that he can bust nut to it. I assume that computer programmer was you and that this is old news so that I can move on in about a minute to try to find things to post with a little more substance than this, or at least shit that you can actually make out the nipple in, because if you’re going to post tit slips, you might as well post tit slips people can actually see, not some kind of video that you need to speak binary code to decipher…