Southwest is known for being one of the classiest airlines around, you know one built for fuckin’ stars traveling from Orlando to Reno to sell vaccuum cleaners or some shit. I don’t fly, so I don’t fuckin’ know the fuckin deal, I just like to hate on everything, especially other poor people on a budget who aren’t as poor as me.

This is a video of their Stewardess doing some kind of song and dance rap to get people’s attention and since I hate summer camp and all group activity, except swingers clubs, orgies and teenage girl sport team locker rooms, I find this fucking annoying and the last fuckin shit I’d want to hear while preparing for my life to end.

At least he’s having a good time at work, but if I was his boss and one of my people were making a fool of my company like that, his ass would be fired, no matter how many asshole passengers felt his sound.