I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

This is some big shot Football Manager I’ve never heard of and the vagina he fucks and who he may possibly be married to in a bikini. His name is Gareth Southgate and I’ve never heard of him because people who kick a ball around like a bunch of pansies who can’t throw punches to get what they fuckin want and it all seems like a serious waste of fucking time, not that I do anything better, but running back and forth seems a lot like a hamster in a fucking wheel…and the only real question I have is why this guy didn’t use his money to bring a nicer lookin’ body to Barbados, leaving this one at home to take care of the kids, where she belongs.