I did it for Farrah Fawcett so it’s only fair that I do it for Michael Jackson so here’s your last chance to jerk off to Michael Jackson. I’m talking to you Macaulay Culkin.

From this day on it is just the sick memories you have of your first sexual experience, as well as his music, videos and movies, because after today, he’s gonna be pretty hard to reach, maybe a little “indisposed”.

And to the rest of you who have been hard for him all week – this shit’s for you. Now go watch the Memorial Service.

Live TV : Ustream

This may be the last chance to get off to Farrah Fawcett because she’s gonna be burried by the end of the day and that whole digging up corpses shit is frowned upon…

This post is not my proudest moment, I just thought the joke was too good to pass up. I guess that makes me a sick motherfucker, but not as sick as Farrah Fawcett was, because I haven’t died from it yet and she has.

If you don’t like this post, you can blame Farrah Fawcett for dying on us, because that’s really the only reason she’s havin a funeral, or you can blame the other celebs for not getting naked, in a bikini or flashin’ pussy, forcing me to write death erotica….