I have been trying to have sex with a black girl on my facebook for the last 4 years. She never puts out because she is a racist….who only likes fucking rich suburban black men….and everytime I see a half naked black woman, whether it is a stripper, or in line at Walmart, or this Gabrielle Union bitch, who I can only assume is someone famous enough for the paparazzi to notice, I think back to my facebook girl, the only black girl who has ever acknowledged me, and cry about the monkey sex we were destined to have, provided I met weirdos off the internet….I don’t know what it is about me that Black girls hate, but I feel like a fat blonde chick in KFC with my half black kids and my black husband getting spit on for stealing one of their eligible men with my milky white skin, only with smaller tits, more testicle and less babies/sex with black guys, unless it is in prison in which case you’re left with no real choice in the matter…I should write greeting cards…

Here’s the bikini

SI Swimsuit model Irina Shayk was probably paid to be at the opening party of a Vegas beach pool that I can imagine is piss filled and Jersey Shore polluted, cuz some of the trashiest people in the world love Vegas, espcially when they get to spend their days getting drunk at their pool parties like they were on Spring Break in Cancun..If they are lucky they can run into the cast of The Hills or Holly Madison….not that it matters…there are tits in a bikini and that’s fun in any setting no matter how much urine is involved….FOLLOW ME

Gabrielle Union was also there….I don’t know who that is….But she’s in a bikini top….

I never heard of Gabrielle Union before, mainly because I’m not up to speed on black movies and the girls who are in them, despite having a thing for black girls. So I checked out her Wikipedia and the only thing that stood out was interesting was:

In 1992, at age 19, Union was attacked, beaten and raped at her part-time job in a shoestore.

You’d think that would have taught her not to wear a short skirt in public anymore….but based on these pictures of her flashing her cooch in her underwear for all sexually predators to get boners over, I guess she hasn’t….

Pics via Bauer