I don’t like Georgia May Jagger because I’m a Rolling Stones fan and her dad is Mick Jagger…I don’t like her because she’s an obnoxious rich kid who has her life pretty much set that I could fantasize about attaching myself to…you know all the glamor parties and cocaine and champagne….I don’t like her cuz her mom is Jerry Hall …..or that she’s the hot one but has a slutty sister who gets naked in playboy to get some of the attention she feels she deserves…..I like her cuz of her tooth gap which I like more than the idea of her vagina gap….cuz I just want to jam my tiny pathetic dick between those shits…and feel the pain I deserve…

What I’m getting at is she’s hotness, I’m a fan, here’s her photoshoot.

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I like something about Georgia May Jagger , I find her kinda hot or at least interesting looking, and I’ve decided to make it my life work to document her every move, at least until I get bored of that or forget that I set out to document her every move…

So I figured it is only fitting to show this very important day in her life, because these pictures from yesterday may be the first or second time Mick Jagger has ever spent any time with her since she was first born…He’s a busy man, with a lot of kids and model women, give him a fucking break, I’m sure her inheritance and expense account will make up for lost time, or maybe even her fucking model career that only exists cuz her dad is Mick Jagger and that’s marketable enough to put her in fashion magazines, ungrateful cunt, smell that nepotism….she could be 4 foot 11 and 300 lbs like my wife and still get the cover of Nylon Magazine, or other try hard hipster fashionista shit….its like just being a rockstar daughter is all it takes…as I anxiously await the sex tape…

Here is “model” Georgia May Jagger and her mom model Jerry Hall who pretty much made a few calls to spoil her kid even more than she already has into getting everything she wants, probably from guilt that her dad Mick Jagger has only met her a handful of times over the course of her life, but he did give her his lips for all the closet case fags who have always been fascinated by that mouth, but to weary to visualize what those lips would feel like on their cock, cuz that’d be gay, even though Mick Jagger is practically a woman.

She is probably underage, that means you can sexualize her, even if she’s got a little belly, you know with these kinds of fucked up celebrity daughters, baby fat at 15 means a whole other thing that usually ends in an abortion…

For those of you who used to excited watching Mick Jagger’s lips on the mic, not because you were a huge fan of his music, but because you loved how good his lips would be for sucking dick, but didn’t want to tell anyone, because despite being very tainty and flamboyant, Mick Jagger is still a dude….

Well his daughter with Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger, seems to have inherited the lips you’ve dreamt were on a girl and like all full lipped girls I am hooked…I don’t even care how fat, ugly, awkward looking a bitch is, if her lips are jacked, I’m ready to react in a dirty way…

Just yesterday I was stuck behind this pig of a woman at a coffee shop and I was looking at her wondering how a woman can end up that sloppy as she ordered her piece of cake and hot chocolate with extra whipped cream, then she turned around and I saw her face and her lips were as fat as her disgusting ass and I was in love….not that it matters…..

Either way, she’s another celebrity daughter who has decided to use her famous parents as leverage to become a “model” cuz being a model is apparently the best job in the world cuz you get paid large amounts of money for doing nothing….and it’s easy to get work cuz all the fashion designers book famous kids cuz it’s affordable and makes them feel as high profile as booking the actual famous people…and none of that matters…what does matter is she’s half naked.