Salma Hayek was on German TV recently, lost a bet with someone and had to come out in some traditional German outfit because I guess the German’s take Cocktober fest seriously. The other thing they take seriously is mass genocide to create a superior aryan race, but I guess 60 years is long enough to forget those small little cultural details and appreciate Hayek’s tits while listening to such a romantic sounding language that makes part of me want to watch German scat porn before raping and gas chambering a bunch of Jews and the other part of me take a nice warm bath relaxing to the sounds of Wagner or Ramstein . Such a docile people.

Either way, they did good today by tricking Hayek into this outfit. Enjoy.