Either there was a SARS outbreak….someone farted….or Gisele is a self conscious cunt who doesn’t want the paparazzi snapping off pics of her face….maybe cuz she has a pimple….or didn’t put her make-up on proper….or more likely she’s got a herpes scab from all the dick she’s sucked to get to the top….but maybe she got some work done….a little botox or lip injections to stay pretty for her career….but I’m think based on all evidence we have of her…from being from Brazil, marrying a jock who loves the locker room, her implants…she’s probably a lady boy packin a dick…and she didn’t get a chance to shave her beard…..
Everyone in the Western world knows that Gisele is the Reason Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl…you now she cursed the shit by asking people to pray for him…lowering his confidence in himself because she clearly had no confidence in him…all while making any god out there want the motherfucker to lose to teach this materialist tranny devil who mocks religion in her half naked, topless career, sexualizing her whore self for good Christian men to be tempted to cheat on their wife or to think of another woman sexually….and if you watch this clio….you’ll see her being a good catholic by swearing to the media like a fucking trucker….I love this people who pretend to be holy and wholesome when really they are just gutter sluts…..
This is what she said:
My Husband Can’t Catch the Ball and Throw the Ball at the Same Fucking Time
What would her god think of that language….I guess he’d make a liar like that suffer for her sins…even though her life is one big lottery win…..
Here she is hugging the loser….which has nothing on the punishment her dick’s gonna have on him when they get home…it’s always that tender touch that leads to violent ass rape that reminds him of those hazing days of his early sports career……
It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke…..
Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like thaFOLLOW ME
I am confused. If Gisele is really a man, like her Brazilian “known for trannies” roots, her hard face, the fact Leonardo DiCaprio dated her, would imply, then why is she walking around with a pregnancy belly and outty belly button like she’s ready to fuckin’ pop. Is this some movie-magic prop she stuffs in her shirt every morning, because she has settled down and wants to raise a family, but knows she needs to pretend the baby is hers for perpetuate the lie that she actually has lady parts to avoid persecution by the public who frown on tranny parents, or maybe she is actually a woman and all those people who called her a dude were just lying and jealous of her success or wishful thinking because jerking off to actual women in lingerie wasn’t as exciting to them, and I’m no gyno so I can’t tell you what’s going on here, but I will say nothing in the entertainment world is what it seems…..
They are reporting that Gisele is pregnant, I guess that means we can all expect her on Oprah for being the first official pregnant man, not just some fake ass bootleg transexual frontin’ like it didn’t still has a pussy and just dresses like a dude like the last one.
Yes, talking about Gisele being a man is played out, but according to Tom Brady, so is his asshole from getting fucked up the ass every fuckin’ night by her. It is the football way….
You’d have to be into anal sex with men to rock these shorts, just yesterday I saw some gay dude who was getting down with gay pride walking around in a leather pair of booty shorts and nothing else….you would have liked it…homo
In trying to stay in touch with my one reader, I figure I’d post these shitty see through pictures, in a take what I can get kinda way. You know, because it is the story of our lives, never really having much choice in the tits we get to see, and really just taking what we can fuckin’ get. So here is some Gisele and Nicky Hilton from last week mainly because I had the pictures uploaded, but also because at least one person out there wants to fuck these bitches because they are better lookin’ than their disgusting wife, who won’t stop trying to kiss my neck today, I think it is because I haven’t showered and smell like last night’s dinner and she’s hungry (all the time).
Gisele and Tom Brady got married in Costa Rica and here they are on their way to the pharmacy to buy some topical creams and some prescription pills to stop the emotional pain the day after. Apparently when they went to consummate their relationship for the first time after the ceremony, because she’s a good little Catholic girl who would just use her mouth up until they marriage,Tom Brady freaked the fuck out when he discovered that she didn’t have a penis.
He hasn’t spent the last 15 years of his life hanging in showers, jerking off to dudes, to marry someone with a vagina. I guess based on her face, it’s one of those false advertising situations and he’s got every right to be pissed off….
Gisele’s losing her edge. There was a time she dated top rated American Actors. Where she was on contract with the number 1 company girls want to model for because it means they are worth fucking. Where the public thought she was one of the hottest working models, but I don’t even know what she’s doing now, and I don’t care. I do know she’s not wearing a bra because showing off your nipple gets you noticed when your career is fading as your penis is becoming more and more obvious.
I don’t really like Gisele that much, she looks like a man, and there’s nothing about her that gets me going. I am actually convinced she’s just one of those tranny Brazilian chicks, who isn’t the gay kind of Tranny who takes it up the ass or sucks dick, but the straight kind of tranny who uses his dick to fuck straight girls while they suck his fake tits, and that one day this Gisele bitch will get caught shaving her beard, getting hormore therapy, or even appear on the sex change list or in Tranny porn, because I’ve never seen her pussy, and until I do, she’s all balls to me.
I know some people like her and I figure there’s no better way to celebrate her this Christmas than to post a picture of her riding something that you can use photoshop to turn into you. It’ll make jerking off to her more believable, even though you deal with the cold dark truth that it’s not real everyday, but think of it as a DIY gift from me to you this joyous holiday season…..
The one good thing about models, even if the model in question was born with a penis, or at least looks like she was because she has the hardest fucking face around, it their legs. They generally don’t have tits, don’t have an ass, and may not even have a pussy, but long skinny legs are always fun to look at, especially when your life revolves around a wife who doesn’t have knees anymore, but instead has a set of deep set dimples where her knees were buried in obesity. Sure, you may not want legs you can wear as a scarf because you find shit bony and creepy, but walk a mile in my shoes before judging me, because the last time my wife tried to put her leg on my shoulder it dislocated, and instead of it feeling like I was wearing a scarf and about to go for an amazing lunch, it felt like I was in a work related accident at a chemical factory that smelled like shit, or maybe being smothered by a hundred pound bag of rancid cottage cheese that smelled like shit, or even like getting stuck under a bouncy castle with a preschool of kids jumping on the shit after half of them accidentally shit themselves with excitement, explaining the smell of shit, all with no way out but suicide and that probably traumatized me enough to be drawn to these long and luxurious model legs.
I don’t find Gisele anything special, she only proves to me that models have hard features, are tall and broad like monsters and make me feel uncomfortable when standing next to them because I only go up to their shoulders, not that I spend that much time with models, but because I spend that much time thinking about spending time with models.
They have this glamorous life that you think makes them glamourous too, at least that’s what the media wants us to believe and in 10 years after their careers have pretty much dried up, you will find out that they were once the best performing tranny in Brazil, before the big bad corporate Victoria’s Secret people stole her from her dreams and made her tuck it in and play a girl her entire career, at least that’s what I predict is going to happen, but before it does, here she is in a see through shirt.
This is a video of Gisele on set from some music video for a song that seems like it fucking sucks and reminds me of yesterday morning, when I had my alarm set for noon, so that I could update the site, and fuckin’ Nickelback happened to be the song playing, leading to me wishing that I died in my sleep so that I wouldn’t have had to subject myself to that, and I figure it’s better than dying of a terminal illness a couple years down the road, because let’s face it, that’s pretty much where I am heading…
Anyway, I don’t understand why people feel the need to yell at Gisele about buying Puppy Mill Puppies from the pet store, while she’s working on set of a shitty music video, but they also yelled at her to not wear fur. Do these motherfuckers have absolutely nothing better to do with their time. Don’t they have jobs? Or is their job to search the streets of LA for celebrities to yell their insane messages to, thinking they are doing their part by being heard by people with power, without realizing that someone like Gisele isn’t listening to them because she doesn’t speak English and because nobody listens to crazy preaching people on the street. I know this first hand because today I was out at a local college trying to convince people to stop using Facebook because they are racist, and not one person took my pamphlet. Sure, it was drawn on toilet paper with lipstick I borrowed from an old lady at the bus stop, but I was in a jam, trying to get my message across….
Either way, here are some of the pictures of Gisele on set of the music video, because she’s the best paid tranny out there and today is a good day to give the struggling trannies out there some motherfuckin’ hope.
