I just woke up, because I watched the Golden Globes and tried to medicate fucking hard to forget them….Something just clicked with me as I listened to these idiots talk…and that was that they are really nothing but fucking idiots…the trash of the world for some reason on a fucking stage with millions of people watching like they mattered and I was reminded…that they really don’t…they just live in a world where everyone thinks they are special…when I think they are just totally uninteresting, if anything embarrassing…

I hate that people think these people are big deals and I know you’ll say I only have a site cuz of them, but reality is, I only talk about them cuz of laziness. They’re fucking everywhere…

The only thing good about the Golden Globes was Paul Giomatti won for Barney’s Version. Steve Buscemi won for Boardwalk Empire. That Michael Douglas wasn’t dead….I seen them in action and they are good….but for the most part, awards shows created by an industry to celebrate an industry is horse shit…

I guess here are the other good things about this Years Golden Globes, other than that they made me contemplate suicide….which is always loads of fun!

Maria Menounos’ Tits…

Eva Longoria’s Push Up Bra

Natalie Portman’s Maternity Wear

Some Bitch Named Sarah Hyland I never Heard of….

A reminder that Olvia Wilde’s Boring Dress cuz bitch thinks she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood….and she’s not…

Angelina Jolie Applying Lip Gloss….

The reminder the Golden Globes ar ea joke because Sofia Vergara was nominated…

Christina Aguilera’s Birthing Hips….

All of Halle Berry

Megan Fox Holding Onto her Sex Appeal by a THread by dressing like a hooker stripper trash….

Anne Hathaway booty poppin…

Emma Stone Freshness….

Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits to Show You How Ugly She Actually Is

January Jones tit….

The Most Important thing at the Golden Golbes was Precious…cuz she is shaped as a fucking globe….

No matter how obviously desperate Jennifer Aniston is, she still bores the fuck out of me….she could be demonstrating how to use her vibrator/closest thing to a husband she’s got and I wouldn’t give a fuck because this kind of desperate bitch only targets specific caliber men, cuz she thinks she’s too good for the people who would actually get involved with her.

Here she is at last night’s Golden Globes, she decided to show off some leg for a little male attention, because she’s not so good at keeping male attention, all while getting older and not at the peak she was once at, and figures time is limited and if she doesn’t get someone locked in now, she may never get a man.

Her standards are too high and she thinks she’s better than she actually is and since that hasn’t done a whole lot of good for her, maybe she she take it down a couple of notches and accept that she’s not the hot pussy she thinks she is and a ton of virgin losers out there would die to crawl up her pussy and never leave it’s warm, moist aging side…..

Pics via Fame

All you hipster cocaine huffin’ 18 year old eating disorder trash, love this bitch. I don’t know how many times I hang with a certain gay black jewish local celebrity and hear her name dropped. It’s like anytime a girl can’t fit into a pair of size 2′s or anytime a bitch can’t rail the last line because of a nosebleed, MK’s name gets dropped. There are even MK impersonators out there, some in your very own town. Here’s another golden globe post, go fuck yourself.

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I am sure every lame blogger out there makes the obvious Golden Globe joke when it comes to celebrity tits at the Golden Globes. I also really wasn’t in the mood to do any Golden Globe posts because every lame blogger is probably out there writing about it. If you can really call it writing. Well, I guess that I have to come to terms with the fact that I have a lame blog and so here I post Drew Barrymore’s “Golden Globes”, but by golden I mean disgusting, like fat lady “Golden Globes”. The kind you see when you spy on your grandmother changing “Golden Globes”. There is not much hope for these “Golden Globes” only down “Golden Globe” hill from here.