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Archive for the ‘Halle Berry’ Category

Halle Berry Gets Hood of the Day

Thursday, May 10th, 2012

I guess she’s trying to get in touch with her hood side she never had…cuz she’s white and suburban….

She’s probably got another role as a black woman….so she’s gotta go research the shit so people give her an Academy Award again and praise her for the plight of her people…like she’s some kind of spokesperson…even though we all know she’s just a white chick, black enough for the execs to hire and be comfortable with, to market as a black chick so they don’t get called racist when they go back to their roots and put an actual white person in blackface to avoid hiring a sister….

Either way….it is funny to watch.

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Halle Berry Beach Pictures that Suck of the Day

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Halle Berry has this beach thing half right….maybe she just likes doing things in halves…you know half black, half a parent, half honest about her half assed career that go way more attention pretending, or at least exploiting the fact that she had a black dad for 4 years of her life….the only thing she’s got right are her perfectly round and amazing tits….you see cuz she’s on the beach…which is a good move, and she’s wearing a bikini which is also a good move…but she’s covering it up in some ridiculously mormon looking dress which is the half wrong part….what a fucking waste.

Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

Halle Berry Does the Beach of the DAy

Monday, August 15th, 2011

I don’t know what this lesbian wrestling shit is all about…I just know a black girl who gets off to two chicks wrestling and watches youtube videos of the shit for masturbation….in what may be one of the weirder things for a girl to get off to…but I’m kinda starting to get it….cuz seeing Halle Berry getting thrown down is hot…..but that could just be because Halle Berry’s got an amazing fucking body and as much as I point and laugh at her attempt to exploit being half black even though she was raised whiter than white in order to win awards, I will always love staring at her tits…I mean seriously…this body is fucking incredible…especially when it is getting mounted and thrown the fuck down half naked..

Halle Berry Rockin’ a Baguette of the Day

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

I always call Halle Berry out for being the whitest black chick to be labeled the first black chick to win an Academy award…you know a poster child for black kids in ghetto’s everywhere to look up to and wish that one day they will be like her…making them chose a life of education over a life of crime…in some bullshit that I call marketing….cuz like I’ve said before and will say again…the only contact she’s had with a black person is being served by them at the grocery store, or fast food joing….

Either way, she’s so black she eats french bread. She’s so gangster she does her own groceries…I wonder if she got some luxurious cheeses to set up a fantastic spread you’d expect to find at a 5 star restaurant…cuz nohthing abouther is authentic…that’s why she’s an actor….but I do love seeing her fuck in the movies…she’s got great tits…and I need more of that from her…none of this grocery shopping bullshit…unless of course she does what this french whore I knew used to do with her 99 cent day old baguette…you know fucked its stale ass back to moist for her John’s to eat up in what was probably one of the weirder fetishes I’ve taken part in….in which case…this french bread, or what I call “the baker’s dildo” makes for good times..

Halle Berry Bending Over of the Day

Thursday, August 4th, 2011

I was surprised to see these pictures of Halle Berry bending over…you know cuz she’s all fancy and probably has a staff of blck people to do that for her….you know so that she can watch how they act and channel that for her public appearances where she can pretend she’s not actually white as fuck and the closest she’s been to black was when she crossed the street when a black guy was walking towards her back in the 80s when she wasn’t famous and could actually walk the streets without security….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that she’s not showing any panty like the bitch I watched bending and struggling to lift some heavy luggage out of her car yesterday, who I probably would have offered a helping hand to, had this been another era, like the 40s or 50s, where women weren’t so scared of getting raped or having their shit touched by strangers…I mean if I wasn’t so into watching her hot ass struggling to lift and carry shit while showing off her panties….in a way that made her fear of getting raped jusitiable, you know with the poundin’ erection and all….

Halle Berry Doing Acrobatic Shit of the Day

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

I think these pics are of Halle Berry trying to prove her blackness, you know cuz like all white people, she probably thinks she’s gotta show the world how athletic she is to really get the message across that she’s not just some white girl who happened to have some black sperm in her mother’s uterus one night when her mom was at a concert and got too into the music and smoked too much hash or some shit…so she hit the monkey bars….seems kinda racist to me….

Next thing you know she’s gonna star a drumline, tap dancing or a fried chicken restaurant…We get it Halle Berry, there’s nothing black about you but the way the studios marketed you and shit won you an Academy award cuz it was time for an accessible black person to win, you can stop stuntin.

Luckily, I can see past her insecurities as a half breed and focus on what’s important, a mom in the park bending in ways she things is wholesome, but any pervert can skew to be dirty….and today, that pervert, is us….

Halle Berry Grocery Shopping Milf Porn of the Day

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

At first I thought she was buying watermelon, and I was like what a fucking racist, in her hustle to make people think she’s black, she’s pullign out the stereotype, you know like next stop the fried chicken joint, before spending a night on the stoop rapping in the projects, before balling out at the club poppin bottles for white chicks, kinda thing. But then I realized she was shopping at Whole Foods and there’s nothing whiter than that….At least she’s keeping it real in tight denim shorts….

A little known fact about me is that I love the grocery store for scoping out pussy…sure I like scoping out pussy everywhere, but just seeing the foods a bitch buys tells you so much about how lonely she is, and how desperately she needs to get fucked….and even what her shit will smell like when you fuck her up the ass…It’s a great place for erotica….it’s the simple things in life…best things in life are free….kinda thing…

Here’s Halle Berry trying to live up to my expectations…

Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

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Halle Berry Shows Off Her Mom Belly of the Day

What a whore….showing off her stomach like she’s not a mother…winning Oscars pretending she’s a black woman, when really she was raised white and is whiter than the fat white woman down the street with 6 black babies who yelled at me while drunk yesterday, living all fancy and designer and using all those big words in some kind of scam to make the white people think they are dealing with ethnicity, when really they just dealing with a tan…but the good news is I’d still fuck her and so would you…

Halle Berry Slutting Out of the Day

Friday, April 29th, 2011

What a slut. I don’t even know who this Billy Dee Williams character is, but bitch is up on him like he’s some kind of movie producer, or maybe someone who paved the way for her to launch her career when no one wanted a white girl locked in a black girl’s body…we could speculate about this shit all day, but I’d rather just look at her tits…

Halle Berry is in a Bikini of the Day

Monday, April 4th, 2011

The white girl in Halle Berry’s gone out getting some sun in a bikini and robe thing that hides her imperfections due to baby making….

You know tanning and swimming like all the inner city black kids she pretends to relate to, when really she’s just a tool for Hollywood to fill in a black character that’s non threatening to Christian America, not that it matters what her ethnicity is, or how much she exploits that her mom got knocked up by a brother, had no involvment in her white bread life, what matter is how hot her tits are…..cuz really – tits are all that matters…at least that’s what I tell girls I am trying to get to like me FOLLOW ME

Halle Berry Tit in Some Movie of the Day

Friday, January 21st, 2011

The movie is called Frankie and Alice…I’ve never heard of the shit but I am glad that I got to see these scene cuz there is nothing like watching a bitch run in fear, almost get hit by a car, while her amazing tits are hanging out of her dress bouncing around…cuz Halle Berry, depite being a fake black girl, cuz she’s had enough of a tan, acting skills and a sob story for Oprah to accept her as her own, that the movie companies used instead of hiring real black girls….winning her an academy award …has got such a good fucking body it makes no sense to me.

Halle Berry Ass Pumpin’ Gas In Some Tight Pants of the Day

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Halle Berry was pumping her own gas, maybe she’s trying to convince us that she’s tapped into the plight of the black man, you know someone who actually works and not someone who just gets pampered and catered on hand and foot cuz she’s some multimillionaire spoiled brat high maintenance cunt…. because she’s the kind of black girl who crosses the street when a black guy is walking towards her, cuz her only contact with her black father was when he came inside her mother…but I don’t mind staring at her ass when she does it…cuz like my friend bitches in tight pants pumping gas is porn to some people….here are the pics…

Halle Berry’s Baby Carrying Ass of the Day

Monday, December 20th, 2010

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pictures of Halle Berry’s baby carrying ass, but I think it is because I like the contrast between an ass I want to fuck and the baby foot I don’t want to ever be the father of to throw me off and make jerking off to these pics more challenging.

Trust me, if I had the opportunity to knock Halle Berry up, I’d be right up there like my fellow Montrealer, but I know that would never really be a reality for me, so on a fantasy level, I like to keep baby feet on any level out of my masturbation, that’s not to say these pcitures are worth jerking off to, if you were capable of jerking off to this you’d be a versatile man, it’s just a nice reminder that there’s more to a nice ass than meets the eye….and that a nice ass can be ruined with a crying baby you know that crawled out of it is in the room as a constant reminder of where that ass has been….

I don’t know what I am getting at here, but I do know it’s a waste of your time. I’d apologize but luckily you aren’t reading.

Halle Berry’s TIts on the Beach of the Day

Monday, December 13th, 2010

I live a pretty shitty life, I’m always drunk and trying to fuck the equivalent of the fat chick who works in accounting that no one talks to at the office Christmas party, only I don’t have a job and it’s not always the Holiday Season, if you know what I mean….so these pictures of Halle Berry’s tits are pretty much the highlight of my day so far, the good news is that the rest of my day involved throwing up blood from hard drinking, waking up at 1 pm and trying to jerk off but not being able to get hard, so it wasn’t that hard.

She is my favorite white girl who pretends to be black in order to win awards who marries gay dudes and cheats on them with other dudes like it ain’t a thing…cuz really it isnt

Here are her tits…

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