I know black people. I hang out with black people. There is no way that Halle Berry is not making this face in response to people like me who have been questionning her blackness.
Yeah, I’ve heard her bullshit speech in interviews where she pretends she’s black cuz her skin is not enitrely white, leading to an identity crisis and real understanding of the black plight, despite being the kind of black girl who crosses the street at night walking towards a group of black people.
I blame her white mom for getting knocked up by a brother who didn’t leave his name or number, her white suburban upbringing, white schooling, white friends, her white husbands, her white bank account….
So she can suck her lips like the best dude from the Islands after eating fried chicken and hot sauce with the best of them, the only thing black about her is the lie that the media companies thought she could pull off cuz they were in need of a black woman to win an academy award without actually hiring one…cuz other ethnicities make them nervous…or some shit.
I have a black girl fetish so that I know that Halle Berry is hardly black. Sure she’s got some deadbeat dad she pretends she never met cuz her white mother was one of those white sluts who let herself get fucked in a motel room by a brother and didn’t ask him for his business card to contact him in the event her uterus took to his cum….
It’s possible that her dad was even a drug dealer or a traveling musician that her mom just groupied out on in a night of passion in the late 70s…
But there is no way you can call Halle Berry black. I know Hollywood likes to and I know I write about this constantly, mainly because it annoys me. See when you’re raised white in a white suburban home, in a white school and all your friends are white and you’re a light tanned color, you’re not really black….unless you really milk it for Academy Awards….
She’s just here to make racist white guys think “shit, I’d do me a colored bitch, you see that Halle Berry, she’s a real looker”…while hunting for squirrels and raping their handicapped daughters, cuz that’s what racist white people do.
She’s accessible ethnic and I prefer the real black deal, like all the bitches on my facebook, but at least she’s got great tits….Here they are in a white dress…at some fancy event real black people wouldn’t be caught dead at.
Whether Halle Berry is the whitest black girl, or the blackest white girl, making her cum in as some Paki colored camel fucking slut who broke out of her hijab or not, she’s got great full tits.
Maybe it’s one of those genetic mash-ups that’s left her the winner cuz there is no way these tits were not involved in her successes, but more importantly, there’s no way her mixed race but white upbringing wasn’t involved in her success either, cuz Hollywood studios need a black lead, but they just don’t feel like getting Star Jones or a real black chick up on the shit, and figure a black raised white will understand authority better making Halle Berry play up her blackness and paying her off in Academy Awards…but black like this is designed for white dudes to jerk off too…while real black is just heaven.
I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ve never been with a black girl because they scare me. But I think about it at least every second day even though I know their tits aren’t quite like Halle Berry’s perfection. I read National Geographic, I’ve even jerked off to that tribal shit, I know what’s up…
I don’t know what went on here on a medical level, I just know that she’s got one hard nipple. One nipple ready to feed her child, or a pervert like me, and the other one’s just slow to the fuckin’ gate…maybe it’s the retarded nipple, or the rogue nipple who does what he wants, or maybe he’s the nipple that was in an accident and hasn’t fully recovered….but what kind of an accident could a nipple be in….maybe he was bit off by one of her many gay looking lovers she marries and provides an unstable home for her daughter….or maybe shit’s just inverted, you know that whole inter-species mixing of genetics doesn’t always work out…just ask the lap dog who got knocked up by a pitbull next store…fucking thing can’t walk anymore…but more importantly, why did I make her nipples a “he”? Does that make me gay?
Either way, her awkward nipples are just like how she’s white as fuck on the inside and in everything she does and how she lives her life, but pushes the whole black on the outside when it comes to winning Academy awards…or maybe it’s not at all like that, but like to remind you of her scam every chance I can get….dude, I saw Catwoman recently and if that was a real Academy award winning actor and not just someone who the Academy was using to fill a quota, I probably wouldn’t have turned it off after cumming to her costume…She was and always should have been a Jessica Alba typecast for having tits kinda bitch…but she strayed and now she’s old…..and none of this answers
Halle Berry was showing off her tits on her way to her Lawyer to meet with her french Canadian baby daddy to deal with what I can only assume is his settlement cuz fucking Halle Berry for a few years wasn’t quite enough for him, and getting a payout that is more than any gig he’s ever had, making sucking up his homosexuality to play this one out totally worth it…
For those of you don’t know, Halle Berry is some white chick who was born in a middle-class suburb with her white mom and was sent to white school where she was popular and liked by white people…but when she entered Hollywood she decided to spin her story into being a black identity crisis with no father who never fit in, to make the white people helping her get ahead feel comfortable helping someone just like them…but tanned…eventually leading to her winning an Oscar…making her pretty much all bullshit…
Halle Berry is bringing back memories of her catwoman disaster that wasn’t a disaster as far as I’m concerned because she was in tight clothes the whole movie, back in a time when I thought she was hot, and more than just a white bitch disguised as a black person in order to get an Oscar, cuz white people like accessible ethnicities…and not actual full on racial experiences…and I guess Halle Berry agrees with them, since she only dates white dudes, since she’s fucking white…Remember that people…I am tired of this suburban, raised by a white lady, playing the blackness card, cuz momma got knocked up by a brother who neglected to step up as a parent, cuz that’s how real men raise kids…
Either way, nice leather pants and fuck me boots you slutty mom…
I don’t know if Halle Berry really matters anymore…I just know that she was in a shitty see though, you can make out her bra, and it that’s your thing, not only are you a sad sad sad person, but you’re also creepy, but then again she is showing off a bit of tit and when I had a sex drive I could get a boner looking at folds in a girls elbow while she was studying in the coffee shop cuz shit looked almost like a bald pussy, making me not really one to talk….
I like Halle Berry cuz she’s accessible black pussy for white people, because she is half white, raised white and about as gutter and projects as any suburban mom you see in a Volvo, but she plays the black card so well that movie execs give her work, since it allows them to look like they are giving a black girl a chance, knowing none of the shit they have to deal with when dealing with a real black girl are gonna be issues…..cuz she’s fucking white….and she knows if she plays black…she’s get to win Oscars….it’s like everyday is Halloween for her…and as long as she’s showing off tit in see through shirts…I’m into her and her race scam….
I spent the better part of my morning watching a pussy in sweatpants…Sure they weren’t these standard grey bullshits but were actually a pair of Yoga pants that made the ass look like it was on a 20 year old with a tight round ass – depsite being on a 30 year old in the park doing her morning stretches that ended in some kind of meditation I was tempted to interupt by shoving my cock down her throat….I figured I wouldn’t get in trouble cuz I already knew every noon and cranny of her cunt thanks to the pants being jacked the fuck up…so I thought it was only fitting to post pics of Halle Berry trying to do the same hustle…..
She has a boring white mom ass that she pretends is black despite the awkward shape of the shit cuz it wins her Oscars and makes her big money but anyone who knows asses can tell that this is a suburban mom ass who works out and not a gutter ass from the projects but I still like to stare at it like it’s some kind of interracial couple, that I guess it probably is….you know one big identity crisis….but not as big of an identity crisis her 75% white and high society baby is gonna feel when it sees momma play black on TV…
The fascinating thing about Halle Berry is that she was the hot pussy in Monster Balls, back when she won the Oscar cuz the Academy Awards felt it was the perfect opportunity to fight rumors about them being racists, cuz she is black enough and white enough to keep everyone happen. Sure she’s no fucking Precious or Monique which I am sure is a good thing for the guy who was running the craft services on set of Precious cuz memories of working that movie give him horrible nightmares, and another good thing is that despite being older and rumored to be getting back with her Montreal Model boyfriend who I’ve never met, but if I knew he was going to be knocking up Halle Berry, I woulda put some effort to tutor him for his Spanish classes 10 years ago, is that the only thing real fat about her, other than her mom pussy, is her fat tits and I like tits.
These are some really dull bikini pictures of Halle Berry. It’s like she might as well be wearing clothes because she is so covered up. It is probably because she hasn’t gained her confidence in her body back after her ravaged stomach and pussy from having her baby….something most women never get over but usually just embrace and give up on trying to look worth fucking on the beach…but most women aren’t hollywood and don’t really care if they get a role in a movie of a magazine spread in a magazine, but are more concerned with getting a minute to themselves to either rub one out or take a fucking nap and really who cares. I know I don’t. I just post this shit cuz I don’t know what else to do with my time.
I guess Halle Berry is trying to connect with her 1/2 white side, her 3/4 white kid and her 100 percent white ex-husband, because she’s out with the word’s pink on her ass….but then again…a rapper once told me something important about women and that’s that they are all pink on the inside, you just gotta flip the lip to find it sometimes, so maybe she’s making reference to her pussy now that she’s single, but I like to believe it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s already milked the African American shit, she got an Oscar for it, and she can fall back into her rich white life she’s created for herself, and wearing this pink shit is just trying to fit in with her other rich women from her baby swimming classes who she gets salads with 3 times a week….
Halle Berry has stretch marks on her tits and the everyone in the world goes on, I mean until global warming makes us all burn up in a fiery death, but until then, things keep on livin cuz no cares about Halle Berry’s stretch marks, despite how disgusting they are, cuz it’s not a big enough deal to be a deal breaker to perverts…that’s all I have to say about that.
Here’s some Halle Berry mom ass….these pictures are boring…but not as boring as this post….it happens…I’m uninspired most of the time and my hangover is worse than the condition her mom pussy must be in…
I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck.
