With a name like Baldini, you have a serious amount of pressure to make sure that pussy is waxed, because that shit is pretty much your life responsibility to stay true to your fuckin’ name. A name that is advertising that she’s got no hair down there, and upon introducing herself, that is pretty much a signed fucking contract that any dude she gets with is going to get what he expects when her pants come off, but based on this bitches body from the front, that’s probably a huge the least of her concerns, because abs that ripped mean only one thing and that’s that there’s a dude living inside her.

So whether shit is in the form of balls and shaft with no pussy but a whole lot of tucking or just hormonal imbalances that jack up her testosterone and body hair level, there’s definitely some weirdness going on, but not as much weirdness as when dudes are forced to deal with their sexuality after dealing with the conflict that when you’re faced with her ass you want to do nothing but eat out that asshole and fuck it, but when you see her from the front, you kind wanna just go tag team chicks and drink beers with him. This is on some Twilight Zone shit.

Here is a video of her shaking her ass on some dancing show in Argentina

Here are some shitty quality pictures of Fergie in a bikini because she has a hot hard body that comes with a not so hot hard face that I’d still let in my pants, but that’s just because I like anything with a vagina, even if it’s got more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much because I have man breasts and what most girls call an oversized clit for a penis. But you don’t care about that, even though I know in some sick way it turns you on.

The good news is that I post shit quality shit, so you can’t notice that. It’s like beer goggles, the internet version, or like getting ugly girls on webcam and jerking off to their pixelated pussies, knowing that if they were masturbating for you in your bed, you’d probably be less into it, but that’s just because you’d be overwhelmed with the miracle that a girl you met on the net actually decided to let you up in her no matter how ugly she is.