You know what I like? Tits on TV….not because I have cable, but because I think the more they squeeze by the censors, the better off we are as a people….as a society….as a country….as a world….
Seriously, I’ve been jerking off to TV from France for the last 3 decades, they’ve never left tits out of the mix, but America has…and for that….many sex offenders have been bred. It’s all related, sexually liberate and despite the possible herpes outbreak, we’re better, more relaxed, less twisted freaks….
I’m glad this is finally happening, and I’m glad I get to see the tits on TV thanks to the internet.
I love that TV is becoming more hardcore…I just can never be satisfied though….and wish it was applied to all the re-runs I watch…I mean shit…a golden girls gangbang while Dorothy jerks off in Sophia’s mouth is what teenage sex dreams are made of….but I’ll take what I can get with these non-sitcom shows with nudity….I like them.
Hanna Mangan Lawrence Naked in Spartacus
Unknown Actress Willing To Fuck on Camera in Spartacus
Californication is far less humiliating to jerk off to than David Duchovney’s work in the Red Shoe Diaries….even if the shit isn’t as hardcore as it needs to be….I still appreciate that cable TV has taken the route of giving the people what they want…in efforts to compete with movies and the internet….cuz TV without nudity is just some fucking homo shit….
See, I tried watching a few of the popular sitcoms the past couple of weeks and they are all fucking garbage polluting the brains of everyone….no wonder we’re all fucking doomed…you idiots eat that shit up, have no mind of your own…..but as bad as they are…they’d be better if the bitches were topless….and that’s where cable TV prospers…and network TV remains the corporate brainwashing devil…..
Not that I watch any TV, I just stick to the nude scenes that hit the internet the next day, I prefer living my own life and making it memorable to watching some fake lives make my life seem dull….but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t…..
Here’s some bitch named Camilla Ludington from Californication…
Here’s some bitch named Sarah Power from Californication….
Here’s some bitch named Stephanie Fantauzzi or as I like to call her – “Thank God Its Not That Emmy Rossum Cunt” from Shameless….
The best shows on TV are the ones that have naked bitches on it….it is one of those things that I haven’t quite figured out why it hasn’t hit primetime, I mean other than all the censor boards and the trying to make the religious groups and psycho parent groups happy….but at least cable TV gives us what we need…cuz a life without nudity sucks….so a tv show without nudity would be better with nudity….for example if Roseanna had topless scenes back at her prime…I’d be a better fucking person for it….
Here are the clips I am always nervous about posting, cuz sometimes the cable doesn’t see that I’m promoting their shows, telling people to get in on it, in some free advertising….but instead as a pirate….but I’ll risk the FBI knocking down my door with machine guns…cuz the tits in these great shows you watch are brainwashing me to do it…the tits made me do it are the key excuse that holds up in court…and more importantly, I am sure if I took half a minute to find these clips they are available on 100 sites….and if the network had smart marketing people…these would be leaked by them direct…cuz we like titties…maybe all this will get me a job….that will be my defense in court…..
I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate…
I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch….
Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk…
Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….
Shameless is a great concept for a show…obviously…not from America….but anothing UK rip off…which doesn’t bother me cuz it’s a story of a drunk, degenerate, with a family he can’t support, cuz he’s too busy drinking, and getting in trouble for his drinking….
THey didn’t pay me to say that…I just fell I can relate to it and I like that finally someone has paved the way for me….like that midget from Gang of Thrones thanked the Little People Big World and the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz for paving the way for him last night…
That said…. TITS ON TV ….is an even better concept…something I need, support, approve of and that I’m happy about…it’s taken years to get here, but we’ve almost broken down the taboo…and humanity can now feel human…by not being subject to censored oppressive content..
Here’s a clip of Laura Wiggins, I posted her tits in Shameless before….I said she’s 22 and looks 13…which is enough for you to enjoy here….so watch.
I love cable TV not because I own a TV or ever really watch any of these shows…but because there is nudity…and for as long as I can remember….that is something I thought that would make all TV better…from Oprah to the Golden Girls….Roseanne to Grace Underfire….CNN to the Food Network….cuz tits….make life a better one worth living….
Here’s some recent nudity from Boardwalk Empire and Hung….
Kristen Sieh Titties Get Murdered from Boardwalk Empire
Eileen Grubba with some tit and some other bitch named Georgia Hatzis
I don’t watch True Blood, I hate the vampire shit, but I do watch titties…so here is a clip from Season 4, Episode 4 of True Blood tits…
Her name is Lindsay Pulshipher and she’s making the right moves to get noticed….because being on a popular show is one thing, but being the tits on that popular show is so much more…
I don’t know what the deal is with Boardwalk Empire. I love the shit and watch it at my friends house every week like a couple of teenage girls watching Hannah Montanna but everyone I talk to hate on the shit. I figure illegal booze, illegal women, corrupt government and oppulance living thanks to all the dirty money is a soilid idea, throw in some tits, some sex scenes and throw that shit on regular cable TV to make it a life changing idea….but every single girl I know who has seen it hates it…but I guess what it comes down to is who really cares about what girls think…I think if we can pull one lessoon from the show it’s that just cuz they can vote doesn’t mean they have an opinion that matters….are you with me on this one? If not maybe these sex scenes from the latest episode will get you back on it…
It was bound to happen…no 1920s corrupt politician with mob ties who runs Atlantic city during prohibition story is accurate without a dyke scene….
I know when I think about Atlantic city in the 1920s, with all their hookers, drugs, drinking and gambling, the first thing that comes to mind is how society was so unaccepting of lesbians that they hardly were even reported on or photographed…almost like they didn’t exist outside of private encounters no one talked about…but HBO brought tht shit to life and shone a fuckin’ light on it…because they are just relevant historians and not just trying to garner attention from perverts like me…who would tune into shows like this…because there are scenes like this…even if amateur porn clips are hotter to watch…
So here is the expected Boardwalk Empire nude scene a few days late. The names of the bitches are Aleska Palladina and Lisa Joyce….and I guess as long as they are suckin’ each other’s pussies off camera, who really cares about names…
I don’t really watch the show because TV shows are too much commitment for me. But I do watch the nude scenes. I have never really heard of their main nude actor Paz dela Huerta, but I do appreciate her effort in getting into her role by not shaving her pussy, cuz girls in the 20s didn’t shave their pussy and apparently either do hipsters of the 2010s and I’m not complaining, whenever I see shaved cunts, although excited to see every lip wrinkle, see laziness and cheesiness, cuz maintaining a bald pussy is a hell of a lot easier than maintaining a little bush…ask any dude you know with a shaved head….Sure full neglected bush smells and looks like an italian man’s lower back, but it’s so fun to cum on…so today I am pro-bush today….and I’m pro-HBO hustle….cuz we’ve got Gretchen Mol, Kelly Macdonald’s body double, Paz de la Huerta’s bush, Paz de la Huerta’s tits, ass and bush,and some no name bitch who I can only assume is in some local folk band that does spoken word at some cafe the producers frequent who fit the part….This is her big folk outbreak….and here are all the clips…
HBOobs has an image to maintain in terms of being the cable network most like watching actual movies because they swear and show a little tits…So I like to do a round-up whenever I get sent the clips in emails of all the lastest HBO tits that I am missing cuz I don’t own a TV….sure it’s an obvious tactic and maybe even gratuitous but tits are tits and here are this weeks HBOobs…
Here’s Gretchen Mole and Some Other Twat…..in Boardwalk Empire
Some Bitch Named Emily Meade in Boardwalk Empire….
Julie Atlas Muz in Bored TO Death Doing Some Crazy Fat Chick Burlesque Shit
Paz de la Huerta got naked on TV again…Boardwalk Empire is taking over…nothing like gambling, drinking, mafia and whores in the 1920s….except for maybe keeping continuity in order by showing the resident bitch who was cast to be on the show to be the bitch who gets naked…showing off bush….cuz bush is a long lost art of pussy maintenance, now that every Jersey Shore bitch and her less cheesy mainstream friend is getting bikini waxes of fully shaving, even though a little pussy hiar never hurt anyone…I’m not talking disgusting fucking pussy hair, spilling everywhere and making a pillow in the panty…I’m talking just normal bush to cum all over…step it up women, stop being so lazy…cuz everyone knows it’s easier to shave it all off than maintain it proper…
Either way, good show….good scene…two days late…Love it….
The second episode of the Atlantic City show on HBO was on last night and obviously there was a little tit, cuz that’s the whole point of HBO, and we like it, cuz otherwise, people would just watch Everybody Loves Raymond reruns or some shit instead…
I don’t like commitment, so I don’t like TV because I get sucked into shows and I don’t have a TV to keep on top of the shit and I have to go to my creepy neighbor’s house to watch….so I realized it’s better to just ignore the shit….and wait for the tit scenes to hit the internet the next day…as that’s all that’s really important to me anyway…
I don’t know the cast, but you can IMDB the shit and figure it out on your own…and if you are interested, here’s the Nudity on Boardwalk Empire from last week…
