I have a thing for short legged bitches wearing the most ridiculous heels to try to make their anatomy seem like it’s long and lean…It’s the only tool they have to compensate for their short comings, because there is no surgery for leg lengthening and bitches are stuck with what’s they’ve been given and there’s no hiding from that….this is the only fuckin’ way to compensate, but as time goes on and long thin legs become more and more important, it seems like the heels get higher and higher until they reach the Vanessa Hudgens level of circus performing as she struggles down the stairs and the whole thing is funny enough for me. and possibly erotic to those of you who like watching your neighbor’s teen daughters play dress up in their backyard walking down their imaginary runway in their mom’s heels all awkward and shit….she should just stick to talking pictures of her overgrown pubic hair for her boyfriends like she did last year, that was her peak….

Pics via Bauer

I’m not fashion expert, but I am a pervert, and Audrina without heels looks like some short legged stalky piece of shit with a long torso I’d definitely still fuck despite her shortcomings, but I’d be sure to let her know how inadequate she is by pointing out all the girls around her who have proportionate bodies, so that her ego doesn’t get out of hand and her self-esteem non-existant where it belongs, cuz this whole success from The Hills shit has made her a little delusional, cuz any normal short legged girl would never have the confidence or arrogance to step out of the house dressed like this, because it is disgusting….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

I heard Lohan was shooting an afterschool special like it was ’82 in hopes of bringing her career back to the great heights it once was at, or some shit but I could be wrong, because she ignores me and she is not answering my texts, like she was the Queen of England who doesn’t really grasp technology or someone who is at the top of her fuckin’ game which clearly she isn’t and should be nice to everyone because when she ends up on the street corner begging for change, she won’t want to be ignored.

Here is some pictures she did for GQ, I know I’ve seen them before, but I couldn’t find the shit on my site, so figured why not re-post them if I had. I figure we should celebrate her before she totally falls off the map….

I love Rihanna, she’s the kind of girl who really understands a woman’s place in the world. I’m just kidding, I know the only reason she got beat is because she forget a woman’s place in the world and started acting the fuck up when she got insecure and thought Chris Brown was cheating on her, forcing him to defend himself from her crazy, punching, cunt behavior. The fact they are back together, just proves that she knew she was out of line.

Bonus – here’s another video of her car getting pulled over for being too black…